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Nicky. · 06-04-2009, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom
Ending 1

Stood before them was a woman with an umbrella, attacking the shrine of Christina. She had her back turned to them.
"She looks like Jade" screeched Andy, followed by a mock laugh.
"No she doesn't, its blatantly Britney and shes going to get me a recording deal" said Fom in a tone of excitement.
"Madonna is so much better looking in the flesh" joked Madonna, which his parrot repeated. "She can still change my username though, I'm sooooo excited I can go and make more polls about pointless things then!!"
She turned round in what felt like them to slow motion. Suddenly the sun went in, and grey clouds quickly moved overhead. Everyone gasped as this horrific, witch like person stood before them.
It wasn't Britney, but an impersonator. Only the parrot realised.
"Oh my god its Britney, ahhhhhhh, I love you, I've got all your singles and ... ahhhhhh its BRITNEY YOU CAN BE MY NEW OBSESSION!!!!!!!!!!!!" screeched Madonna at the top of his lungs in the highest pitch ever.
But as the impersonator was distracted, Andy was creeping closer ... and closer ... and closer ...
"Can you get me a record deal? I've been searching for ages. I'm your biggest fan", Fom said desperately in a bid to secure his future.
"LIAR" roared the impersonator, "I know you're a Kelly Clarkson fan and for that reason, you won't get a contract unless ...."
"Unless what?" cried Fom
".... you realise a Britney Spears tribute album, featuring all her greatest hits including 'I'm not a Girl' and 'Im a Slave 4 U'".
Madonna laughed, but Fom agreed and just as they were shaking on a deal, Andy had picked up the umbrella used by the impersonator to destroy the shrine of Christina and with 3 blows to the head, the impersonator fell to the floor.

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LOL - I really like the last bit xD

realise should be release but other than that it sounds great!!

Do you think, when the parrot realises its an impersonator, we should put it's Dezzy? Otherwise Dezzy isn't mentioned :\

xx

Tom · 06-04-2009, 10:20 AM

Dezzy is the impersonator as to be found out just after that bit

, and no idea why the hell I wrote realise instead of release

Sam · 06-04-2009, 10:23 AM

Haha great ending.

Tom · 06-04-2009, 10:26 AM

Stood before them was a woman with an umbrella, attacking the shrine of Christina. She had her back turned to them.
"She looks like Jade" screeched Andy, followed by a mock laugh.
"No she doesn't, its blatantly Britney and shes going to get me a recording deal" said Fom in a tone of excitement.
"Madonna is so much better looking in the flesh" joked Madonna, which his parrot repeated. "She can still change my username though, I'm sooooo excited I can go and make more polls about pointless things then!!"
She turned round in what felt like them to slow motion. Suddenly the sun went in, and grey clouds quickly moved overhead. Everyone gasped as this horrific, witch like person stood before them.
It wasn't Britney, but an impersonator. Only the parrot realised.
"Oh my god its Britney, ahhhhhhh, I love you, I've got all your singles and ... ahhhhhh its BRITNEY YOU CAN BE MY NEW OBSESSION!!!!!!!!!!!!" screeched Madonna at the top of his lungs in the highest pitch ever.
But as the impersonator was distracted, Andy was creeping closer ... and closer ... and closer ...
"Can you get me a record deal? I've been searching for ages. I'm your biggest fan", Fom said desperately in a bid to secure his future.
"LIAR" roared the impersonator, "I know you're a Kelly Clarkson fan and for that reason, you won't get a contract unless ...."
"Unless what?" cried Fom
".... you release a Britney Spears tribute album, featuring all her greatest hits including 'I'm not a Girl' and 'Im a Slave 4 U'".
Madonna laughed, but Fom agreed and just as they were shaking on a deal, Andy had picked up the umbrella used by the impersonator to destroy the shrine of Christina and with 3 blows to the head, the impersonator fell to the floor.
Andy, Madonna, Tom and Twighlight all looked on in disbelief as they realised it wasn't Queen Britney they had killed, but Dezzy.
"YOU B*STARDS" screamed Fom, "I ALMOST HAD A DEAL THERE".
"Erm ... no you never, its Dezzy" laughed Andy.
"I never got my username change, I still want it, this time to pay tribute to pay new hero ... DEZZY!"

The quest for Fom's record deal continues ...

(Ending 1- 377 words)

Nicky. · 06-04-2009, 10:32 AM

HAHA!

Amazing!

Mum came in as I was reading that, and she started asking me about it so I had to explain it all xD

Tom · 06-04-2009, 10:32 AM

The story so far:

He just couldn't believe it. He was going to have to change his name again.
"But mum, I don't want to change it anymore. I'm quite fine as Madonna" the boy whimpered.
"You're always embarrassing me. Postandpollmad? You made us the laughing stock at the TiBB convention" his mother yelled.
Tears rolled down his face. "Then what will I be mother?" he asked, but she just ignored him. He glanced around the room until it hit him.
Madonna had a parrot called Tom, whom he loved very much.
“Britney Britney” croaked the parrot. Madonna stood confused. He caught the TV in the back of his eye, which had 4music on. They were display Britney’s greatest hits.
He giggled to himself. "Mother, I am going to be Britney Spears!" BANG. IT was too late His mother had grabbed his arm, thrown him out the door, and slammed it behind him.
Madonna was the forum clown. He was a lonely boy who only ever wanted to be loved by his fellow TiBBers. He sat down on his porch feeling sorry for himself.
“At least I’ve got you Twilight!” he smiled, trying to remain positive. He stroked his fluffy shi-tzu. “Am I really a laughing stock?” He stood up abruptly and started walking down the road. I’ve been the joke of the forum far too long. I’m going to be Britney and I don’t care who knows it!
“You better ask her herself” croaked Tom the parrot, but he already knew what he had to do.
He had been walking for almost eight hours now. Dehydrated, miserable and struggling, he popped into a local shop for a bottle of water. However his thoughts were distracted when he saw a scruffy haired man with a melodious voice.
“I don’t suppose you have any record deals do you?” the man said to the cashier.
“No, but we do have offers on all frozen goods in store today.” she replied. The man sighed, picking up his carrier bag.
“Hi I’m Madonna. What’s up?” he said.
“Hi Madonna. I’m Fom. I’ve been across this whole town and no one has a record deal.”
“I’m going to see Britney Spears. Do you want to come with me”
Fom stared blankly. “I’m not really a Britney fan.”
“But there will be people there from her record label. Maybe you could sing to them! Once they’ve heard you they won’t be able to resist!
Fom cheekily smiled to himself. “Do you really think?”
Madonna nodded. He had made his first friend.

The 2 friends carried on along the road, on their quest to find queen Britney. Would she allow Madonna the name change? Would she get Fom his dream record contract? They needed to get there as quickly as they could.
A few hours later, the night was starting to draw in, and the stars began to shine brightly, one by one. The pair started to sing ‘Womanizer’, one of Britney’s amazing hits, to kill time, and give each other a bit of hope. In the distance, they saw a little figure, laughing hysterically at pointing towards them.
Confused, Fom and Madonna went over to the young lad, who now had tears running down his face.
“You... like... Britney Spears?” The quite butch and ‘manly’ man exclaimed, trying to keep a straight face and not blurt anymore laughter out. Fom and Madonna looked at each other in bewilderment. What a weird person, they both thought.
“Umm... yea... we’re off to find her, I need a username change on a forum, so I need to get her permission.”
“And I’m going to get a record contract when we finally find her!” Fom added with excitement. Andy bursts out laughing once more.
“Can I come along then please? I haven’t had a good laugh in ages! Oh, by the way, I am Andy.” Fom and Madonna, still confused, nod at one another and the three carry on up the long road.
As they walk, Andy comes up with a plan. He will finally kill off the beloved Britney... and will no longer have to put up with the terrible music and petty arguments that seem to be emerging daily.
A few hours on, they are all tired, hungry and thirsty, and considering giving up hope to find Queen Britney. But at this moment, their luck changes. In the distance, they see an enormous sign, which reads ‘Britney Land’. They all squeal, unable to control their excitement, they start running, getting faster and faster, and run into the ‘The world of Britney’.
As they enter the magical world, they see something in the distance, sparkling and glistening in the sun’s rays.
“No, it can’t be, can it?” Madonna stares at the magnificent figure.
“Oh my God, is it really her?” Asked Fom, taking his old coat off and brushing himself down, in an attempt to look handsome.
“HAHAHA, look at the state of it” Giggled Andy, not taking any notice that half the kingdom could hear him. They all went silent, stood still and stared at the sight in front of them.

Now its time for you to vote for the ending. If you want Andy to succeed with murder, u2u “YES” in the subject box to me by 8pm. If you don’t want him to, u2u “NO”.

Stood before them was a woman with an umbrella, attacking the shrine of Christina. She had her back turned to them.
"She looks like Jade" screeched Andy, followed by a mock laugh.
"No she doesn't, its blatantly Britney and shes going to get me a recording deal" said Fom in a tone of excitement.
"Madonna is so much better looking in the flesh" joked Madonna, which his parrot repeated. "She can still change my username though, I'm sooooo excited I can go and make more polls about pointless things then!!"
She turned round in what felt like them to slow motion. Suddenly the sun went in, and grey clouds quickly moved overhead. Everyone gasped as this horrific, witch like person stood before them.
It wasn't Britney, but an impersonator. Only the parrot realised.
"Oh my god its Britney, ahhhhhhh, I love you, I've got all your singles and ... ahhhhhh its BRITNEY YOU CAN BE MY NEW OBSESSION!!!!!!!!!!!!" screeched Madonna at the top of his lungs in the highest pitch ever.
But as the impersonator was distracted, Andy was creeping closer ... and closer ... and closer ...
"Can you get me a record deal? I've been searching for ages. I'm your biggest fan", Fom said desperately in a bid to secure his future.
"LIAR" roared the impersonator, "I know you're a Kelly Clarkson fan and for that reason, you won't get a contract unless ...."
"Unless what?" cried Fom
".... you release a Britney Spears tribute album, featuring all her greatest hits including 'I'm not a Girl' and 'Im a Slave 4 U'".

(1,149 words including the advert)

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Ending 1

Madonna laughed, but Fom agreed and just as they were shaking on a deal, Andy had picked up the umbrella used by the impersonator to destroy the shrine of Christina and with 3 blows to the head, the impersonator fell to the floor.
Andy, Madonna, Tom and Twighlight all looked on in disbelief as they realised it wasn't Queen Britney they had killed, but Dezzy.
"YOU B*STARDS" screamed Fom, "I ALMOST HAD A DEAL THERE".
"Erm ... no you never, its Dezzy" laughed Andy.
"I never got my username change, I still want it, this time to pay tribute to pay new hero ... DEZZY!"

The quest for Fom's record deal continues ...

(1,262 with ending 1)

That leaves 238 words for ending 2

Nicky. · 06-04-2009, 10:35 AM

Thanks Tom! I was just about to do that... so you saved me a job

238 words? That's plenty I think!

So now Andy needs not to kill!

and do you think a poll would be better, then to U2U? I do personally :3

Sam · 06-04-2009, 10:39 AM

We need a name for the story too.

Kill Britney! - Interactive Story [YOU Decide Britney's Fate!]

I'm really bad at names but I think it would get more people in the thread if we put in the thread name You Decided Britney's fate

Tom · 06-04-2009, 10:41 AM

Well yeah but not a TiBB poll, it will ruin the surprise

Are you signed up with something like surveymonkey?

If not I'll do it

Tom · 06-04-2009, 10:54 AM

Ending 2:

Madonna laughed, but Fom agreed and they shook on a deal. Fom was now a real recording artist, even if not a very good one. Andy was just about to strike a blow to the impersonators head, when using his magical powers, Dezzy struck Andy dead on the spot.
"Thats what he gets for trying to Dezzy", laughed Dezzy.
Fom and Madonna were shocked. "Oh my god you're not Britney?!" they both said simultaneously. "Dezzy!!", they gasped.
"Can I still change my userna ..."
Fom interrupted Madonna. "Do I still have my record deal?" he said.
"Yes, of course you do, but under those conditions that you release certain songs".
"Can I change my userna ..."
Fom interripted Madonna again. "Thats amazing, thanks so much!!!!"
"Can I change my userna ..."
Dezzy interrupted Madonna. "My pleasure, or at least it will be when I hear your rendition of 'I'm Not A Girl'".
"Can I change my username now?" asked Madonna
"Yes, you can" replied Dezzy, "what to?"

I'm stuck for ideas what he can change his name to, HELP!

Nicky. · 06-04-2009, 11:27 AM

Ah right, fair doos, leave it as U2U then

If we decide on a title, I will make it fancy and that on PS :3

LOL - Hmm.. gah, we need something funny! I don't knowww xD

Thats what he gets for trying to Dezzy", laughed Dezzy. < makes no sense :3

I think you meant

Thats what he gets for trying to kill Dezzy", laughed Dezzy. or something :\

ooo how about .. to match his parrot! HarryRocksUrSocks xD

Sam · 06-04-2009, 11:28 AM

Wasn''t he just going to change it to Britney?

Tom · 06-04-2009, 11:32 AM

Madonna laughed, but Fom agreed and they shook on a deal. Fom was now a real recording artist, even if not a very good one. Andy was just about to strike a blow to the impersonators head, when using his magical powers, Dezzy struck Andy dead on the spot.
"Thats what he gets for trying to Dezzy", laughed Dezzy.
Fom and Madonna were shocked. "Oh my god you're not Britney?!" they both said simultaneously. "Dezzy!!", they gasped.
"Can I still change my userna ..."
Fom interrupted Madonna. "Do I still have my record deal?" he said.
"Yes, of course you do, but under those conditions that you release certain songs".
"Can I change my userna ..."
Fom interripted Madonna again. "Thats amazing, thanks so much!!!!"
"Can I change my userna ..."
Dezzy interrupted Madonna. "My pleasure, or at least it will be when I hear your rendition of 'I'm Not A Girl'".
"Can I change my username now?" asked Madonna
"Yes, you can" replied Dezzy, "but only if its to match your parrot and you change it to HarryRocksUrSocks".
"Thats fine, I just want a new name, I don't like Madonna anymore".
And Madonna's username was changed. HarryRocksUrSocks and his parrot, TomRocksUrSocks, along with Twighlight and Fom returned back to TiBBland and lived happily ever after ... until HarryRocksUrSocks wanted a username change. In other news, Fom's album charted at #163 and he was quickly dropped by his record label. He had a sex change and is now on Loose Women.

The end.

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Tom · 06-04-2009, 11:38 AM

He just couldn't believe it. He was going to have to change his name again.
"But mum, I don't want to change it anymore. I'm quite fine as Madonna" the boy whimpered.
"You're always embarrassing me. Postandpollmad? You made us the laughing stock at the TiBB convention" his mother yelled.
Tears rolled down his face. "Then what will I be mother?" he asked, but she just ignored him. He glanced around the room until it hit him.
Madonna had a parrot called Tom, whom he loved very much.
“Britney Britney” croaked the parrot. Madonna stood confused. He caught the TV in the back of his eye, which had 4music on. They were display Britney’s greatest hits.
He giggled to himself. "Mother, I am going to be Britney Spears!" BANG. IT was too late His mother had grabbed his arm, thrown him out the door, and slammed it behind him.
Madonna was the forum clown. He was a lonely boy who only ever wanted to be loved by his fellow TiBBers. He sat down on his porch feeling sorry for himself.
“At least I’ve got you Twilight!” he smiled, trying to remain positive. He stroked his fluffy shi-tzu. “Am I really a laughing stock?” He stood up abruptly and started walking down the road. I’ve been the joke of the forum far too long. I’m going to be Britney and I don’t care who knows it!
“You better ask her herself” croaked Tom the parrot, but he already knew what he had to do.
He had been walking for almost eight hours now. Dehydrated, miserable and struggling, he popped into a local shop for a bottle of water. However his thoughts were distracted when he saw a scruffy haired man with a melodious voice.
“I don’t suppose you have any record deals do you?” the man said to the cashier.
“No, but we do have offers on all frozen goods in store today.” she replied. The man sighed, picking up his carrier bag.
“Hi I’m Madonna. What’s up?” he said.
“Hi Madonna. I’m Fom. I’ve been across this whole town and no one has a record deal.”
“I’m going to see Britney Spears. Do you want to come with me”
Fom stared blankly. “I’m not really a Britney fan.”
“But there will be people there from her record label. Maybe you could sing to them! Once they’ve heard you they won’t be able to resist!
Fom cheekily smiled to himself. “Do you really think?”
Madonna nodded. He had made his first friend.

The 2 friends carried on along the road, on their quest to find queen Britney. Would she allow Madonna the name change? Would she get Fom his dream record contract? They needed to get there as quickly as they could.
A few hours later, the night was starting to draw in, and the stars began to shine brightly, one by one. The pair started to sing ‘Womanizer’, one of Britney’s amazing hits, to kill time, and give each other a bit of hope. In the distance, they saw a little figure, laughing hysterically at pointing towards them.
Confused, Fom and Madonna went over to the young lad, who now had tears running down his face.
“You... like... Britney Spears?” The quite butch and ‘manly’ man exclaimed, trying to keep a straight face and not blurt anymore laughter out. Fom and Madonna looked at each other in bewilderment. What a weird person, they both thought.
“Umm... yea... we’re off to find her, I need a username change on a forum, so I need to get her permission.”
“And I’m going to get a record contract when we finally find her!” Fom added with excitement. Andy bursts out laughing once more.
“Can I come along then please? I haven’t had a good laugh in ages! Oh, by the way, I am Andy.” Fom and Madonna, still confused, nod at one another and the three carry on up the long road.
As they walk, Andy comes up with a plan. He will finally kill off the beloved Britney... and will no longer have to put up with the terrible music and petty arguments that seem to be emerging daily.
A few hours on, they are all tired, hungry and thirsty, and considering giving up hope to find Queen Britney. But at this moment, their luck changes. In the distance, they see an enormous sign, which reads ‘Britney Land’. They all squeal, unable to control their excitement, they start running, getting faster and faster, and run into the ‘The world of Britney’.
As they enter the magical world, they see something in the distance, sparkling and glistening in the sun’s rays.
“No, it can’t be, can it?” Madonna stares at the magnificent figure.
“Oh my God, is it really her?” Asked Fom, taking his old coat off and brushing himself down, in an attempt to look handsome.
“HAHAHA, look at the state of it” Giggled Andy, not taking any notice that half the kingdom could hear him. They all went silent, stood still and stared at the sight in front of them.

YOU get to decide how the story ends. Vote in the poll now by 8.45pm!

Stood before them was a woman with an umbrella, attacking the shrine of Christina. She had her back turned to them.
"She looks like Jade" screeched Andy, followed by a mock laugh.
"No she doesn't, its blatantly Britney and shes going to get me a recording deal" said Fom in a tone of excitement.
"Madonna is so much better looking in the flesh" joked Madonna, which his parrot repeated. "She can still change my username though, I'm sooooo excited I can go and make more polls about pointless things then!!"
She turned round in what felt like them to slow motion. Suddenly the sun went in, and grey clouds quickly moved overhead. Everyone gasped as this horrific, witch like person stood before them.
It wasn't Britney, but an impersonator. Only the parrot realised.
"Oh my god its Britney, ahhhhhhh, I love you, I've got all your singles and ... ahhhhhh its BRITNEY YOU CAN BE MY NEW OBSESSION!!!!!!!!!!!!" screeched Madonna at the top of his lungs in the highest pitch ever.
But as the impersonator was distracted, Andy was creeping closer ... and closer ... and closer ...
"Can you get me a record deal? I've been searching for ages. I'm your biggest fan", Fom said desperately in a bid to secure his future.
"LIAR" roared the impersonator, "I know you're a Kelly Clarkson fan and for that reason, you won't get a contract unless ...."
"Unless what?" cried Fom
".... you release a Britney Spears tribute album, featuring all her greatest hits including 'I'm not a Girl' and 'Im a Slave 4 U'".
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Madonna laughed, but Fom agreed and just as they were shaking on a deal, Andy had picked up the umbrella used by the impersonator to destroy the shrine of Christina and with 3 blows to the head, the impersonator fell to the floor.
Andy, Madonna, Tom and Twighlight all looked on in disbelief as they realised it wasn't Queen Britney they had killed, but Dezzy.
"YOU B*STARDS" screamed Fom, "I ALMOST HAD A DEAL THERE".
"Erm ... no you never, its Dezzy" laughed Andy.
"I never got my username change, I still want it, this time to pay tribute to pay new hero ... DEZZY!"

The quest for Fom's record deal continues ...

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Madonna laughed, but Fom agreed and they shook on a deal. Fom was now a real recording artist, even if not a very good one. Andy was just about to strike a blow to the impersonators head, when using his magical powers, Dezzy struck Andy dead on the spot.
"Thats what he gets for trying to kill Dezzy", laughed Dezzy.
Fom and Madonna were shocked. "Oh my god you're not Britney?!" they both said simultaneously. "Dezzy!!", they gasped.
"Can I still change my userna ..."
Fom interrupted Madonna. "Do I still have my record deal?" he said.
"Yes, of course you do, but under those conditions that you release certain songs".
"Can I change my userna ..."
Fom interripted Madonna again. "Thats amazing, thanks so much!!!!"
"Can I change my userna ..."
Dezzy interrupted Madonna. "My pleasure, or at least it will be when I hear your rendition of 'I'm Not A Girl'".
"Can I change my username now?" asked Madonna
"Yes, you can" replied Dezzy, "but only if its to match your parrot and you change it to HarryRocksUrSocks".
"Thats fine, I just want a new name, I don't like Madonna anymore".
And Madonna's username was changed. HarryRocksUrSocks and his parrot, TomRocksUrSocks, along with Twighlight and Fom returned back to TiBBland and lived happily ever after ... until HarryRocksUrSocks wanted a username change. In other news, Fom's album charted at #163 and he was quickly dropped by his record label. He had a sex change and is now on Loose Women.

The end

1495 words (including 'the end'). I cut the advert down