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08-06-2009, 08:53 PM
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Also... Federer is fierce, like Ken. |
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09-06-2009, 09:34 PM
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I LOOOVEEE THISSS
i'd best not go  its so funny though because i think its fairly accurate there should be a tibb bb special. it'd be immense |
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11-06-2009, 03:32 PM
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Highlights Show #5 - Wednesday (Tuesday's events) 10:21am. The Housemates have been awake for 20 minutes. Yesterday, the task results and nominations were revealed to the House. Hannah, Jen, Paul and Shaun face eviction. Linda, Jen and Rémy are in the garden, smoking. Linda: Bummer about the nominations. Rémy: Yes I thought I would be up! Jen: Oh, why? You're lovely! Linda: I hope you or Shaun don't go. To be honest I think it's too early for someone to go yet. Rémy: I agree. Linda: I mean there's 14 of us, and 15 weeks... Rémy: So we will get new people? I hope they are hot. Jen: Ooooh yeah... Annie, Greg and Lauren are in the main bedroom, waking up. Lauren: I've got a worrying feeling Hannah will go. Greg: It's always a girl first. Annie: I hope not though - they're both lovely. Lauren: Yeah there's much bitchier girls in here. Annie: I hope you don't mean me! Lauren: Haha no way, I'm not that obvious. But Linda, blonde Laura... Greg: You don't like them? Annie: Laura's a bit...thick isn't she? Lauren: Just a bit! She's only talked to me about make-up so far. Laura [P] is in the Diary Room. Big Brother: How are you feeling, Laura? Laura [P]: A bit rubbish to be honest. I feel like I've betrayed some people with the nominations. I was surprised Jen and Shaun were put up really...it means Conor or the other Laura must have chose them, and it just makes me a bit paranoid because I can't discuss it with them. And I just feel responsible for everything... Big Brother: Everybody must nominate at some point, Laura. Laura [P]: Yeah I guess. 1:05pm. Conor and Ross are in the kitchen, talking about Annie. Conor: For only 3 months gone she sure looks big. Ross: Ouch! Conor: It's true! Ross: She's not that big. Conor: Maybe she was big before pregnancy. Ross: You aren't a pretty picture yourself. Hannah and Paul walk in from the garden. Conor: Excuse me!? Ross: I said you aren't a pretty picture yourself. WATERS: Oioi. Conor: Shut up, you, what's that supposed to mean? I'm not fat. Ross: Yeah well you ain't skinny either. Hannah: Oh my... WATERS: Let's leave them to it. Conor: Oh my god shut up! He walks off to the bathroom. 1:33pm. Ama, Shaun and Linda are by the mangle, drying clothes. Shaun: Mangly mangly mangle. Linda: So who's doing the shopping list? AMA: I'd be up for it. Linda: Probably for the best, you're less likely to feel impulsive when you come to the alcohol or cigarettes. Shaun: You can't use it for cigarettes can you? You have to bring them in? AMA: Yeah, I think that's what everyone did. Shaun: As long as we remember the important stuff like milk, bread, meals... Linda: How much do we have? AMA: £5 per head per day. Linda: So that's 5 times 14 times 7... Shaun: 35 times 14...err.... AMA: £490. Shaun: That's a lot! Linda: It'll go quickly. 2:30pm. Annie, Hannah, Rémy, Greg, Ama, Paul and Lauren are in the living room, playing an alphabet game of some kind. Greg: French BOOB Lauren: Giraffes BOOB Rémy: Horny BOOB! They burst out laughing WATERS: This would be better with drink. Annie: Aaah you broke the rules, forfeit! Big Brother: This is Big Brother - can one Housemate come to the Diary Room. Hannah, Greg and Paul all rush, but Hannah gets there first. Big Brother: Hannah, on the Diary Room chair there is an envelope with instructions inside. There is also a menu booklet. Take them and read them to all Housemates. Hannah: Okay! She leaves the Diary Room. Hannah: Alright gather everyone, I've got instructions! The other Housemates eventually. Hannah: Housemates, yesterday you passed your weekly shopping task and earned a luxury shopping budget. One Housemate must now write down the shopping list using only help from 3 other Housemates. The group must unanimously decide who these Housemates are. Housemates have 5 minutes to make a decision. Your time starts now. Annie: I'll do it! Ross: Me! Linda: I think Ama should do it. Shaun: Yeah definitely. Conor: I want to do it! Laura [P]: Shall we just do a hands up thing, everybody's shouting over each other. Shaun: Okay everyone who wants to help with the list, put up your hand. Conor, Ama, Laura [S], Hannah, Ross, Lauren and Annie put up their hands. Linda: Let's vote. Greg: Yeah you 7 go over to the other side of the room and us 7 will raise our hands for each one of you. AMA: And you can only raise your hand three times! Rémy: Okay I know who I'll choose. Linda: Alright so hands up for Ama. Shaun, Linda, Jen, Laura [P], Paul, Rémy and Greg all raise their hands. Linda: And Lauren? Greg, Jen, Laura [P] and Rémy raise their hands Linda: Annie? Linda, Shaun, Greg and Paul raise their hands. Greg: I've voted 3 times now. Linda: Conor? Nobody raises their hands. Conor: Oh for god's sake, thanks! Annie: Calm down, love. Conor: Uh no, you calm down! Laura [P]: She is calm! Linda: Shush everyone! Ross: Conor shut up! Conor: Don't you start again! Ross: Or what? Laura [S]: Aaah let's just go with Ama, Annie and Lauren. Hannah: Yeah that's a good mix. Laura [P]: I'm happy with that! Conor: I can't believe this! He storms out to the outside bedroom, and Laura [S] follows. Greg: Bloody hell. Ross: ****ing drama queen, how he gets to stay here over you four is beyond me. Jen: He's just upset. 2:56pm. Conor and Laura [s] are in the outside bedroom. Conor: I ****ing hate them! Ross has no respect whatsoever! Laura [S]: It's just because of the immunity, they're jealous, it'll all blow over when people get their own cliques and stuff. Conor: Yeah as if I'm going to fit in anywhere. Laura [S]: Nobody's said they hate you, you're just angry. Conor: Too right I am! Ama, Annie and Lauren are in the Diary Room. Lauren: How many loaves of bread do you think we'll need? AMA: I'd say 3 loaves of each? Annie: Yeah that should be about right. Big Brother: Your hour is now up, Housemates. Lauren: Okay. God, if we've screwed this up... AMA: Nah we'll be fine, they'll understand. 5:54pm. Ross, Shaun, Rémy, Greg, Linda, Paul and Hannah are sat in the living room. Conor and Laura [S] walk in from the garden. WATERS: Here we go. Conor: Don't start. Linda: So uh, Rémy, how long have you spoke English for? Ross: Have you calmed down yet? Conor: I want to forget about it. Hannah: You can't just have arguments and then forget about them, they need to be resolved. Laura [S]: No they don't, we've had enough conflict already! Ross: Err she was talking to Conor. Laura [S]: Yeah well I'm involving myself. Shaun: For ****'s sake... Rémy: Guys just calm down! We're here to have fun not to have silly disputes. Linda: Rémy speaks sense. Hannah: Some people in here are just too touchy. Laura [S]: Yeah, they really are. They trade bitchy looks in silence, as the group falls tense. Rémy: Anyway, for about 8 years now Linda. 7:28pm. Jen, Greg and Lauren are in the jacuzzi. Jen: So my last boyfriend turned out to be a total asshole. Greg: Oh, why? Jen: Well he cheated on me with my best mate...that's not a good start. Greg: Ouch... Lauren: Oh god, I had something like that happen to me. Greg: Well they're both fools. Jen: You're such a flirt! Greg: That I am... Ross walks over and climbs in. Ross: Foursome? Greg: Err... Jen: Kinky! Let's play truth or dare! Greg: Lauren, get a wine bottle! Lauren: Ew no thanks. Who's first? Ross: I'll go. Dare. Jen: Bite Greg's nipple! Greg: Uhh... Ross lunges and bites it without hesitation. Greg: Oh my-! Lauren: The temperature's rising! You like that Greg? Greg: Oh yeah, I've got a massive hard-on now. Ross: I have that effect. Jen's turn! Jen: Err...truth. Lauren: Boring! Jen: Alright, dare... Ross: Make out with Lauren. Lauren: Excuse me! Jen: If she's OK with it... Lauren reluctantly agrees and they begin kissing. Greg: ...score. Ross: Muahaha. Jen: Okay done! 11:34pm. In the garden, Jen, Ross, Greg, Rémy, Lauren, Laura [S], Laura [P], Conor, Shaun, Paul and Hannah have been playing wild dares for the past few hours. Conor is currently running around the garden naked, with his hands covering his modesty. Shaun: Oh lord... Lauren: Is it cold, Conor? Jen: Hahaha! Conor: Oh my God! This is so naughty. Greg: Aaaah put some clothes on! WATERS: My turn for a dare! Laura [S]: Hmm...go into the bedroom, banging saucepans, and wake them up! Shaun: Yes! Hannah: I'll do it too! They rush to the kitchen and the others watch in anticipation from the garden window. Paul and Hannah suddenly burst into the main bedroom with loud bangs and screams. Linda: What the-! Annie: Aaaaah shut the **** up! They run out giggling and place the kitchenware back. They run back outside. The camera cuts to inside the main bedroom. Annie: Some of them are so ****ing immature. Linda: That they are... Credits roll. |
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11-06-2009, 03:43 PM
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Nah
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Brilliant once again.
BUT, one thing: I've been speaking English for 12 years. But that's ok, you couldn't know. Just well done again. 
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11-06-2009, 03:56 PM
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Team Flack
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Amazinggggggg
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11-06-2009, 10:53 PM
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im so not getting enough air time!
bring fom in as a latecomer haha other than that i loveee it |
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12-06-2009, 12:16 AM
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LOL at me being a raging slut, nice one. Good stuff
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12-06-2009, 12:23 AM
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Yeah, Conor and Ross, definitely.
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15-06-2009, 08:24 PM
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SiaBB
Highlights Show #6 - Thursday (Wednesday's events) 10:45am. The Housemates have been awake for 45 minutes and the majority are sat in bed talking. Last night, Hannah and Paul irritated Annie by waking her up as part of a dare. Annie, Linda, Rémy and Laura [P] are in the main bedroom. Annie: I can sense there'll be an argument today. Linda: What, over last night? Annie: Yeah. Rémy: What happened? Annie: Well Paul and Hannah came in when I was asleep, and started making this awful racket and giggling...and it's just immature. This is meant to be a House for adults, not children. Laura [P]: Yeah I guess that's pretty annoying. I was in the other bedroom, but I heard their noise... Linda: We'll have a group talk later or something. Rémy: Yeah that's best. Paul, Hannah and Lauren are in the garden smoking. WATERS: I bet you she's bitching about us now. Lauren: Who? WATERS: Annie. Hannah: Hmm... WATERS: I don't ****ing care to be honest. She can bring it. Pregnant or not, she doesn't get special treatment. Lauren: Well she was trying to sleep... WATERS: It was a joke. Lauren: Yeah but if you were in her position I doubt you'd be so forgiving. Hannah: True... 12:01pm. The majority of Housemates are in the living room. Linda: Guys whilst we're all here. About last night... Ross: What? Laura [S]: Oh... Linda: Yeah. There was a lot of noise made and I'm not complaining about you lot having fun, but there's a line. And running into the bedroom when others are sleeping, with pots and pans and banging, is way over the line. AMA: When was this? Conor: Last night - Paul and Hannah ran in as a dare. AMA: Oh. WATERS: It was just for laughs. Annie: Yeah but there's a difference between having fun and waking everyone up for the fun of it. WATERS: It wasn't even that late! Linda: It was past midnight... WATERS: No way. Lauren: Probably was. WATERS: Oh whatever, this is just gang tactics. Laura [S]: What? Conor: Yeah everyone's ganging up on you for a reason, you're in the wrong. WATERS: Like you'd know what wrong is, you gimp. Linda: Oh Paul shut the **** up! Conor: Don't call me a gimp you prick Greg: Guys, calm down. AMA: Paul watch what you're saying. WATERS: Oh so you've turned as well? AMA: When you refuse to act like a man and name-call, yeah. Annie: Grow up, Paul. Ross: Aaaah I'm going outside. Laura [P]: Same. They walk into the garden, Conor and Laura [S] following. Laura [S]: If he doesn't go on Friday, it'll be a nightmare. Conor: He is such an asshole! Ross: Don't take any notice of him, he's trying to wind people up. Laura [P]: I don't feel bad nominating him now. Conor: Nor me. Laura [S]: You can't say that! Laura [P]: Oh ****. Back in the House. WATERS: Watch them ****-stir. Annie: Because you've just called one of them a gimp! Linda: Jesus, you're a moron. WATERS: Likewise. 2:39pm. Shaun, Hannah and Jen are in the bathroom. Shaun: I heard you got up to some naughty antics last night, Jen. Jen: Maybe... Hannah: Apparently she made out with Lauren! Jen: Hannah! Ssh! Shaun: No way! Are you a lesbian? Jen: **** off, no! It was a dare! Shaun: Jen loves fanny. Jen: Shaun loves willy. Shaun: True. Hannah: I saw Ross biting Greg's nipple. Shaun: What!? Jen: Yeah haha, that was rather hot... Hannah: I'd rather it was Rémy and not Ross. Jen: Ooh don't get me started. Shaun: Slags. 3:24pm. Ama is in the Diary Room. It is his birthday, and he has been given a tray with a slice of birthday cake, a party hat, blower, pint of lager and a pizza to share with one other Housemate. Big Brother: Big Brother will call the Housemate you choose to the Diary Room. AMA: Okay err...Lauren seems the most game. Can she come? Big Brother: Of course. He puts on his party hat. Outside in the dining area, Lauren, Ross, Rémy and Annie are talking. Annie: So yeah... Rémy: I prefer breasts. Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Would Lauren please come to the Diary Room. Annie: Isn't someone already in there? Lauren: Dunno... She goes. 4:10pm. Paul, Hannah and Greg are in the garden sunbathing. Greg: Hannah pull up your bra, you're leaving nothing to the imagination. Hannah: Perv! WATERS: Don't say that Greg! I want boob. Hannah: You're not getting boob. Lauren and Ama are in the Diary Room. "Destination Calabria" by Alex Gaudino is playing, and the two are dancing around in party hats drinking beer. Lauren spills some down her top. AMA: Right, take it off! Lauren: Cheeky! AMA: It's my birthday... 7:12pm. The two Lauras, Conor, Shaun and Greg are in the garden dancing. Greg: What the **** are we doing? Laura [S]: Being sexy! Conor: There's not even any music... Hannah, Jen, Annie and Rémy are in the Diary Room. Annie: Big Brother if you take these two girls... Rémy: Gorgeous girls! Jen: Awww! Annie: Me and Rémy are going on strike! Rémy: Yeah I'll climb the walls and break them! Big Brother: What makes you think Hannah and Jen might be evicted, Annie and Rémy? Annie: The public always takes the sexy girl away first. Hannah: Yeah...Shaun's screwed then. Ama, Lauren, Ross and Paul are playing a make-shift football game out of an orange and two cushions in the dining area. Ross: Rossinho shoots... Lauren: Rossinho? That's shameful. AMA: We'll be calling him Paulnaldo next. WATERS: Pauleta. Lauren kicks the orange and it explodes. AMA: Foul! 9:01pm. Linda, Annie, Rémy, Greg, Shaun and Laura [P] are on the sofas making weird noises. Greg: Keebleshnee. Linda: OCH! Shaun: Mamama. Rémy: Flooo! Ross is in the bathroom, plucking his eyebrows. He plucks one, squeals, and drops the tweezer in the sink. Hannah, Conor and Laura [S] are in the garden discussing boys. Hannah: Who would your dream celebrity date be? Laura [S]: Oooh...Zac Efron. Conor: Oh my God yeah! Hannah: I think he's too pretty. Do you know Jeff Leach? Laura [S]: No... oh God Enrique Iglesias too! Conor: Heaven! 11:12pm. Linda, Annie, Paul, Laura [S], Shaun, Lauren, Jen, Hannah and Greg are on the sofas. Linda: I'm gonna hit the hay now. No noises now, all! WATERS: Wouldn't dream of upsetting the Leader. Linda: I don't think that highly of myself. Nor of you. WATERS: The feeling's mutual. Shaun: Night lili! Annie: I'm going too, my eyes are beginning to hurt. WATERS: Going together, eh... Hannah: Oh Paul just shut up! Annie: ...kudos to you Hannah. Night! They leave for the bedroom. WATERS: I won't miss them. Jen: And we won't miss you. Credits roll... |
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