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Will. · 02-02-2016, 07:02 PM

Hello and welcome to TiBB's The Bachelor!

Tonight, one contestant is eliminated as another receives a gift money can't buy!

Morgan. · 02-02-2016, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Will.

Hello and welcome to TiBB's The Bachelor!

Tonight, one contestant is eliminated as another receives a gift money can't buy!

The pass to the final which I correctly guessed two nights ago?

Jamie89 · 02-02-2016, 07:02 PM

It's coming all the way from Australia though so it's probably held up in internet traffic.

(That's how internet traffic works right? RIGHT?)

Will. · 02-02-2016, 07:03 PM

Would all Haunted House please comment their pleas in this thread!

Morgan. · 02-02-2016, 07:04 PM

Well, I suppose this is my plea. Kirk, I feel we have got along so well already and this is just the start of my time here! I really do enjoy sharing breakfast with you each and every morning and we have both showed we are great cooks. You eliminated me the other day, but I feel that was because I was on the group of people you liked more however I was thankfully reinstated and I think that's boosted me further. That elimination has just brought us closer and I have valued every second we have spent with each other since because it could end any second; but it won't. I excelled in the New York task, gaining a two point lead against the others and this shows my commitment to staying in this game and winning your heart. I have a strong bond with both Amy Jade and SuperV, plus support from Nicky91 on the outside which shows I really am wanted here.

I'm going to tell you why this experience is important to me. One, You really are the one that I want - I love your humour, your personality, your appearance and all of the rest. Two, we make a great couple and we match so, so much. Three, I need to get away from my ex for as long as possible. Four, I'll NEVER forget ANYTHING that has happened and I don't know if I could progress in more seasons if you're not there, you know?

This brings me on to the people that don't deserve to be here, even ones from the other team. Cal broke your heart last year by leading you on to the last round and dropping you at the final hurdle. This is NOT the attitude of a potential partner. SuperV, however much I like him, is inactive during the day (but joins in with the tasks), so do you want to be left bored all day? Jamie is a game player, he isn't letting too much on but secretly has his eye on someone on the outside and you'll be left disappointed. Then there's Adam, but we won't even get started there.

Then there's me. What can I bring? I have all of the sexual attributes needed to succeed, I have the desire to win the competition and your heart, I have relentless and resilient and I will provide THE best life you could ever wish for, after your evil disappointment last year. I will continue to give my all in the tasks, in building our strong bond and most of all, in the bedroom.

Here I conclude what I hope to be the best plea you have read all day. Dollface did me a favour quitting and I think you realise it was a mistake now, but if not then I have definitely got the attitude and effort levels to be your partner and we will have the happiest life when you pick me to be your eternal partner. You should definitely eliminate wither Jamie89 or SuperV, I can just tell they aren't the ones. If it counts for anything, me and Amy are your finalists, it's written in the stars. Our bond is here to last, it's unbreakable.

Jamie89 · 02-02-2016, 07:05 PM

Wow great pleas

They're really hard to follow but I'll speak from the heart, Kirk.
You're the reason I breath, the reason I get out of bed every morning, the reason I've started doing kegal exercises again (fyi, I've never been tighter).

You deserve better than basic. You deserve flowers and rainbows and puppies n sh!t.
And unlike the rest of these basic hoes; I'm loving, I'm kind, I'm hygienic (down there), and I have an expertly trained gag reflex.

And I'm not one to gossip, but everyone knows that Amy Jade is only after you for your money, Professor Smooth has herpes, and SuperV has been having it off with one of the other contestants (the VILE Johnny I believe

). I'm like totes the best option tbh. (Plus I want to stay in the competition longer so Nicky will start stanning me.)

Anyway, I won't be around for tonight's ceremony I'm afraid, but I hope you look in your heart (and your pants) and make the right decision.

So pick me

(Also, I don't take rejection well and I know where you live. Just sayin'...)

Johnnyuk123 · 02-02-2016, 07:05 PM

There is a large stench of desperation coming from that haunted house.

Amy Jade · 02-02-2016, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123

There is a large stench of desperation coming from that haunted house.

I do believe that smell is fish and it is emitting from your knickers

Johnnyuk123 · 02-02-2016, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Amy Jade

I do believe that smell is fish and it is emitting from your knickers

At least i've never sh-it in mine like you did the other night.

Morgan. · 02-02-2016, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123

At least i've never sh-it in mine like you did the other night.

I think you're losing your memory because that was you

Johnnyuk123 · 02-02-2016, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ProfessorSmooth

I think you're losing your memory because that was you

Don't forget your card is marked bitch!

Amy Jade · 02-02-2016, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123

At least i've never sh-it in mine like you did the other night.

I would never I am clean as a whistle!

Amy Jade · 02-02-2016, 07:05 PM

Mitzeeee's Plea

Dear Kirk

I would love to stay on the show and continue to get to know you and show you how perfect we could be together. I think so far I have tried to show you how dedicated and fun I am and how I never give up and always find the best in situations.

I am having fun playing the games and facing challenges as times goes on and I hope you can find it in your heart to give me a rose tomorrow, I would love to continue...but if you feel others have worked harder and have a place in your heart where I might not then I respect your decision.

Thank you for having me and whatever happens I hope you find the girl of your dreams, even if it's not me...you deserve to be happy

Good luck to LaDaysha, Courtney and LaQueefshaniqua xx