[Shaun]

Daniel-X, you can nominate now since we're only waiting on 1 writeup (as usual, Jason can save/cut once he's caught up)

Post your own or PM me, I don't mind

[Shaun]

I saved Dan because I think the last 3 or 4 rounds have been drastically damaging to the LGBT housemates and I fear he may be one of like, three, left. Also bc he was lovely and definitely not leaving before Vanessa and Shell! (Ok Shell was lovely too but still)

184th: Maisy James (BB12)


Since I never really properly watched BB12 I shall explain this elimination in the terms of a show I do watch and rewatch religiously: Maisy James strikes me as the Farrah Moan edit of the series. Granted, season 9 of RDR is lightyears ahead of season 12 of BBUK but she strikes me as the closest resemblance. She is ultimately pointless to the entirety of it and seems to have served just a "pin-up" purpose for the Patricks testosterone and Lynx aerosol-fueled plebs that Channel 5 initially aimed for. She spent the first week or two doing little, and then the dreaded happened. Do you remember where you were when you loaded Twitter and saw... brace yourselves...

Day 17: *BREAKING NEWS* Aaron and Maisy enjoy a little smooch at 3am this morning.

I personally was shook! And so were the voting public, as she was fourth evicted (the week after this seminal event).

Also I just found this:

Ardent fashionista and former Big Brother star Maisy James launched her highly anticipated clothing collection with all her usual gusto and enthusiasm, and has modelled some of her collection at various venues on the catwalk her model friends. Instantly labelled by the media as the best dressed BB house mate, her departure from the popular reality TV show saw Maisy inundated with offers from high street brands.

And had to laugh. I mean, fair play to her, but BBUK was clearly just the first awkward and forgettable step in whatever the career of Maisy James is and she shall go no further in this competition!

[Black Dagger]

Save Wolfy and axe Seany

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Save Wolfy and axe Seany

Wolfy was a deluded hysterical mess.



Seany sucks and made Lesley walk. ****. He came in and decided to fit the story arc of the prankster as if they aren't all completely tedious and try hard. No tea no shade at any names in particular and one night decided to pull off the duvet cover of the elderly housemate bc lol funny af or something? Nah fam. Not in the slightest. She was a top 3 housemate and served more purpose than you. His other heinous crimes in the house included lusting after Gerry of all people. That diabolical mess needs to sort his priorities out. He also tried to drown a black woman and well that's just racist really isn't it. Utter scumbag of a bloke. He was subsequently evicted and as pranksters go. We had no aftermath to endure. Unlike Sam Pepper. So credit to him for that at least I suppose x.

[RileyH]

Save Ashleigh and axe Kathreya

[RileyH]

Maisy </3

[reece(:]

Elusive Justine sailing through again

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Elusive Justine sailing through again

You cursed it!

[Jake.]

Save Chanelle, axe Andrew

[Babayaro.]

Save Sree axe Anthony

[Epic.]

Save Pete
Cut Justine ig

[Cal.]

Save Lateysha, cut Kieran

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Save Lateysha, cut Kieran

I saved Lateysha because she was a scream and I wish she won.

Kieran McLeod



I actually don't remember a lot about Kieran He had a really high pitched voice and he walked in the house second after Chloe Wilburn. He was kind of the 'dad' of the house iirc and was he the one talking about rationing butter whilst legend Adjoa spread heaps of it on her toast? Anyway even if he wasn't that moment was iconic. It seemed his cast looked up an awful lot to him and so it kind of did rock the series dynamics a bit when he was evicted in Week 3. Speaking of which, he's probably only remembered as much as he is (along with Amy & Sally, Harriet and Sarah but they were actually big characters so idk) for being one of the 4 (5 really) victims of the infamous 4 in 4 out twist (as if they actually went with that name for it) but was bloody overshadowed during his own eviction by the hilarious 'Oh you're back!' moment between Chloe and Harriet. Still, for a pretty boring/basic housemate it was strange to see him poll more eviction votes than Sarah Greenwood whom the public believed was victim blaming Joel for Arron putting his penis on him the night before (? I've seen this mentioned a few times but I don't remember it being as serious as Arron's genitals actually touching Joel?) but he's black so then again not as unbelievable as first thought. Anyway, I'm sorry Shaun/Lucas/his other fans for cutting him but didn't know who else to cut.

[Jason.]

Ooh I'll catch up on this in a bit. I've been busy the last few days and wasn't on yesterday.

[Shaun]

Tom, Tim, Josh and Scott are left for Macie and Jason.

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Tim god cut Josh?

[Jason.]

Save Scott because he was great and probably my favourite male of BB13?

Tom McDermott

It's 1am so I'm not even going to try and muster 100 words about Tom of all people. He was the dullest person in BB1 and he had a showmance with Claire who I didn't care for either. He was Irish too and I'm only stating that fact so I reach the word limit.

That looks like 100 words to me? Good night.

[BBUK-Fan]

Save Chanelle
Cut Lateysha

[Shaun]

[Jake.]

181st Place: Andrew Edmonds


Andrew was a "lovely geek" who became a bit of an underdog after the tree of temptation made him do a task in which he had to act like Jack Bauer from 24 or something (I say something as if I haven't just looked this up on Wikipedia). He was a bit of the favourite with the mums at home (idk maybe, I think my mum liked him anyway) and ended up coming fifth in the final. He seemed to detest Rachel (I say "detest" which is probably a bit of an over exaggeration lmao), nominating her at every opportunity? Maybe she was just super annoying, I can't remember and in all honesty I don't really want to. BB11 was a bit dull but ok and Andrew fitted the bill nicely.

[Epic.]

Kieran was imo the biggest tragic loss of 4 in 4 out. So what if he's nice and the house look up to him. Danny being his replacement of that role was way worse and why he should've been evicted over Kieran instead. He also would've done much better than Danny at challenging the likes of Marc or Week 4 Simon or Helen since Danny was always on the verge of popping whereas Kieran knew how to work things.

[Shaun]

Andrew was the righteous choice to win of that bunch of finalists tbh (Dave and Josie seemed too easy and obvious, and got cocky towards the end).

[Shaun]

Done my writeup now so we're just waiting on Lucas, Macie, Marc, Riley & Robert before my next noms are revealed

[RileyH]

182) Kathreya Kasisopa



This untalented, unfunny fat bitch is probably the most annoying housemate to ever enter Big Brother - no exaggeration. She genuinely thought she was the winner, which made her eviction one of the best ever. She did not see it coming at all and got all the boos she deserved when she left. UnFortunately ha COOKEH POWA couldn't save her then. The amount of screaming and crying from the housemates was totally unneeded as well, just get her out of the ****ing door. The 2 year old voice isn't cute either. And the way she'd make people feel bad for her just before nominations or other things, a pathetic woman and it's unbelievable that she was around 30 at the time.

[Shaun]

brutal