[Cal.]

Save Amma cut Elizabeth

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Save Amma cut Elizabeth

Saved Amma bc she was in the top tier of BB2 housemates but that's not a hard feat I guess.

Elizabeth Woodcock



(Above: Elizabeth posing with the woman who would one day be saved over her in TiBB's Housemate Ranking 2017. Chilling.)

Elizabeth was a really boring housemate and I don't think she ever got put up for eviction throughout the duration of BB2. Still, I don't think anybody particularly liked her that much in or outside of the house and she lasted until the day before the final along with Brian, Helen and Dean before ~shockingly~ she received the least amount of votes and was evicted (although Dean should have probably gone over her in terms of boringness but whatever). Still, she was nice and pleasant enough and I think she captured a lot of press attention when there was only a few housemates left because her sugar daddy sold naked pictures of her to the press but she seemed a bit unfazed by it all. So long Lizzy!

[Shaun]

marc

[Black Dagger]

Save Ife? Cut Tashie? I never saw BB1/4 and remember zilch of Sophie.

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Save Ife? Cut Tashie? I never saw BB1/4 and remember zilch of Sophie.

Tashie Jackson

She was a whiny, self pitying first boot with no substance and instead of talking about her stint in the house I will tLk about her sex tape in detail instead because why the **** not.

I don't usually watch porn with vagina in but Big Brother always leaves me curious. I mean I saw Darnell get his dick wet. It's honestly the most cringeworthy thing going. The Big Brother theme starts to blare in the background while she blerts out that she is Tashie Jackson. She then proceeds to get ploughed in various positions by then boyfriend and "star" of Coach Trip. Fair play to the lass. She can take a dick because he takes her from behind at one stage and I commend her for that greatly. They go at it for 10 minutes. Her whining similar to that of her time in the house. It ends with her declaring that he has "filled her up" so it sounds like they had a jolly good time. Apparently she wanted Anton for the role originally. I'd have been curious to see how he would have pulled it off.

[Shaun]

Jason's nominations are in...




Carole (BB8) - Chanelle (BB8) - Chris (BB13) - Craig (BB1) - George (BB7) - Jack (BB16) - Jon (BB4) - Jonty (BB8) - Lee (BB3)
Lisa (BB7) - Marc (BB16) - Paul (BB2) - Ray (BB4) - Sam (BB18) - Simon (BB16) - Stuart (BB9) - Tom (BB18) - Ziggy (BB8)

Get saving and eliminating now!

[Shaun]

you're doing nothing until the writeup is done!

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Shaun

you're doing nothing until the writeup is done!

It's done!!

[Jason.]

Andrew Davidson

It's been over four years since I watched BB1 so my memory is hazy but I remember I couldn't stand Andrew and I don't necessarily remember why. He was kind of a douche and an extremely tame and mild Sezer...before Sezer. Anyway he was up against Caroline in Week 2 and lost. Lol bye.

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Andrew Davidson

It's been over four years since I watched BB1 so my memory is hazy but I remember I couldn't stand Andrew and I don't necessarily remember why. He was kind of a douche and an extremely tame and mild Sezer...before Sezer. Anyway he was up against Caroline in Week 2 and lost. Lol bye.

Hmm

[Shaun]

Daniel-X is left with the tantalising decision of whether to eliminate Nush or Claire!

[Macie Lightfoot]

well I'm happy bc I already have a Shanessa write up on file from the CTS Rankdown from 2014 won by Susie Verrico so here's time for me to be lazy.

171. Shanessa Reilly (BB8 - 12th Place))

****ing ew. If you haven't seen BB8 but have seen BB15, Shanessa is proto-Biannca: should have been good but is actually kinda really basic and sucks! She's a rly gross stripper who openly talked about getting STDs and **** but I did see promise at first! She's obviously a messy human being and she was funny when she talked about how she wants to be Jewish because Jewish women have nice clothes, and she gave one of the worst lap dances ever so that was funny too. How could it all have gone so wrong?

Shanessa was part of the halfway house, which was a group of mid-series intruders living in a random room away from the house, and the twist was all sorts of ****ed up from a production standpoint. After everyone got to visit the main house for a little bit, they all voted for David and Kara-Louise to enter the main house and for Ziggy to enter the halfway house. Then, Shanessa won some task and swapped places with Liam. So at this point, Amy, Jonty, Liam, and Ziggy are in the halfway house and are nominated for eviction. Then for seemingly no reason at all, they got to choose four people to swap places with them or something? IDK it made absolutely no sense but it threw David and Kara-Louise and Shanessa back into the halfway house and Tracey was thrown in there too for good measure. Because everyone liked David and Kara-Louise and originally voted them into the main house, everyone was LIVID... at Amy. And Amy alone. Even though Ziggy first suggested that David/Kara-Louise/Shanessa should all go back to the halfway house and Amy only agreed with it, Amy was ****ing slaughtered by everyone. Carole, Gerry, David, Shanessa, etc. It was disgusting and one of the worst examples of everyone ganging up on a mid-series intruder. And even though Amy said that if she could have she would have saved Shanessa, and even though Ziggy was the one who suggested sending her back to the halfway house in the first place (!!!!! I can't emphasize this point enough it makes no ****ing sense), Shanessa was mad at Amy and not Ziggy and not just mad, but actively acted ****ing nasty to her for no reason.

The worst of it all was that Shanessa wasn't just not mad at Ziggy, she fancied him she literally uttered that she wants him inside of her and, like, stole his deodorant some some ****ing souvenir or some ****. It was beyond pathetic and then Shanessa was unceremoniously evicted and nobody cared anymore. I do think that she had some potential just based on first impressions, but she's incredibly desperate (and BBUK is a show full of desperate people so her desperation standing out says a hell of a lot) and one of Those Intruders who latches onto the cool kids just because they're the cool kids. And she wanted Ziggy inside of her **** bitch.

[RileyH]

???) Emily Parr



Okay so I'm not gonna lie, I don't really remember a lot about Emily. I mean apart from the racist incident which eventually led to her getting kicked out within the first 10 days, did she really do anything noteworthy? I know she had a couple of moments (I seem to keep thinking she had a spat with Chanelle?) and seemed to be getting quite popular -- until that happened. So from what I recall, Charley said something about not wanting a baby, which led Emily to reply with 'are you pushing it out, you ******?' (creds to Wiki for that) and then they flailed around a bit, and Charley was expecting Emily to be ejected - and she was. But apparently she didn't know 'the n word' was a bad word, like jesus okay.

[Jason.]

Emily is underrated.

That time she trolled Ziggy into admitting he nominated her and getting him riled up about it.

[Macie Lightfoot]

So what this page tells me is that a BB8 HM's worth is directly correlated to how much they antagonized Ziggy (like when Kara-Louise got drunk during nominations and repeatedly mocked and called him GOLDILOCKS and torpedoed her game #noregrets )

[Daniel-X]

Save Nush legend? Cut Claire

[Jake.]

173rd Place: Zoe Birkett

Who fancies going into probably the worst series of the show to ever air for 18 days whilst leaving no lasting impression whatsoever aside from some degrading remark towards Tesco workers?



I’m not quite sure how all three of BB15’s newbies were sooo terrible, but they were awful in varying degrees; whilst Bianca took the crown for most gross/attention seeking and Pav had “biggest sheep” covered, Zoe was just plain nothingness. Seriously, Tesco comment aside (which wasn’t even all that bad but the fact it got her evicted was hilarious) I couldn’t name you what she did without researching. I think she liked Helen? I mean to come in, evict the best/most interesting housemate of the series and go on to do absolutely nothing is a bit of a joke in itself. And by “do nothing”, I’m not saying that loud/argumentitive people make for good television (or good housemates for that matter, *cough* Helen *cough*) but she was just so boring.

[Shaun]

She was the proto-Ellie, and for that, she must be vanquished

[Shaun]

Daniel, Lucas (AGAIN), Marc, Jason and Robert!!!

[Shaun]

i forgot about the sextape

[RileyH]

[Jake.]

omg

[Daniel-X]

Claire:



I couldn't be arsed looking for her surname.

Anyway, Claire was the last entrant of BB1 and Nasty Nick's replacement, although she was actually kinda sweet and endearing from what I've read and gathered from the odd clips I've seen. She was disliked though for some reason it appears as miss thing had quite a high eviction percentage, poor Claire. She was in a relationship with Tom who's actually really gross and ugly? What you doing Claire! Also, she's on a picture with Katie Price on google images. So she met royalty. Good for Claire.

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Claire:



I couldn't be arsed looking for her surname.

Anyway, Claire was the last entrant of BB1 and Nasty Nick's replacement, although she was actually kinda sweet and endearing from what I've read and gathered from the odd clips I've seen. She was disliked though for some reason it appears as miss thing had quite a high eviction percentage, poor Claire. She was in a relationship with Tom who's actually really gross and ugly? What you doing Claire! Also, she's on a picture with Katie Price on google images. So she met royalty. Good for Claire.

I don't think Claire was actually disliked, it's just that she was up against Craig who was at his peak of popularity right after the nasty Nick stuff and she was new so people didn't really care enough about her to try and keep her. I dunno I was quite young at the time but I think that was the case. I remember though being in a dentists waiting room or something and she was on the front page of a magazine and had like a 2 page spread about how she was bringing so much fun into the house after being in there for like a day lmao (it's crazy to think that nowadays). Just thought I'd share that Claire memory
Oh and she's also the first ever bearer of a big brother baby (with Tom)

[Jamie89]

It was also quite a controversial eviction in a way because Darren initially nominated Mel (who definitely would have gone because she was unfairly hated) but then he was allowed to redo his noms and he changed it to Claire (I think the housemates overheard his noms and she guilt tripped him or something <3