[Black Dagger]

It will probably sell less than Kirk Norcross' tbf.

[Marc]

Lucas

[reece(:]

Marc, 50th to 1st - the winner's story.

[Z]

Chapter 7 - 46 [preview]

I had finally returned to the Most Loved fold. The competition was in its fourth incarnation, and with Zee returning to present for a second competition running, I felt safe in the knowledge that there wasn't going to be any cheating going on with the votes. I was so sure that Sam! had made a mistake. He must have cheated. How else could I have come 50th? I had been making a bit of a comeback on the forum, I had even learned not to call people "faily bastards" when they made fun of my beautiful hair. The day I stopped taking advice from Patrick was a sensible day. I qualified for Round 2. I was thrilled. I knew that I had to at least do better than 50th or I would be a laughing stock. I remember the delight I felt as Braden was announced as the 50th placed contestant. I called him ginger, even though he wasn't. I had become everything I had once hated. I prayed that Patrick would be called out next, the faily bastard. The moment those words had shot out of my fingers, through my keyboard and onto my screen, the news broke. I was 46th. I don't remember what happened next. I know that I blacked out and it delayed the news of KG coming 45th, but nobody really knew how long I was out cold for. BB Eye and ILoveTRW tried to soften the blow by saying my time would come soon, surely next year I would break the top 40, but all I could focus on was the fact they were both still in the competition and they were probably being insincere. It hurt to watch Patrick reach the top 40, and then the top 30, and then the top 20. Devastated, I turned my laptop off and vowed never to let being ginger stop me from doing well again. I could still hear GypsyGoth's cruel cackle of "'e is a stupide fraise-blond!" To this day I still don't know why she was pretending to be French, although part of me thinks she was making fun of Captain.Remy too. I couldn't let her equate being ginger with being French any longer. I knew things had to change...

[Ramsay]

It will be an international top seller!!

[AnnieK]

More chapters please.... this is brilliant...

[Livia]

Wow Zee... If ever I do anything of note and need an official biographer, I want your number on speed dial.

[Marc]

Genuinely excited by this

[Drew.]

Ł10 on Jake coming 48th again please

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Drew.

Ł10 on Jake coming 48th again please

You horrid git.

[Z]

Chapter 9 - I'm not a faily bastard, not yet a gypsy goth [preview]

Tears. A throbbing erection. A packet of party rings. Just some of the things involved in that fateful night when Most Loved 5 rolled around. I had qualified again, and this time I had prepared for it. Sexual favours were in full force, I had made sure all recent photos of myself were in black and white so that potential voters weren't put off by my sunset rouge locks and I'd pretended to like Ben so that he'd vote for me. It hadn't been easy. I had been spreading lies about GypsyGoth and Patrick for weeks, hoping that InOne would believe that GypsyGoth "totes has a set of teeth instead of a nipple on her left boob, honest." I should have felt shame, but no amount of shame would top the shame I had felt coming 46th last time. The gamble had paid off. Patrick had been a faily bastard and had finished 33rd. I remember giving Chuck a celebratory hand job as we both cruised into the top 30. Then I remember giving him a celebratory middle finger as he finished 21st and I secured a spot in the top 20. I was taking no prisoners. I had offered to be Iceman's slave for 5 points, but that's not the same thing. Ultimately, I finished 15th, but it wasn't enough for me. I could only fizz with anger as I watched GypsyGoth finish 2nd again for the third time. Of course, at least she hadn't won, but the smug look on her face as she sauntered up to the podium, and gave her little acceptance speech, it was all just too much. "I'd like to thank my parents for my good genes, I couldn't have won the silver if I'd had freckles and a pale complexion, that's for sure!" I was angry. Novo's booming laugh echoed around my head for weeks. I had to beat her. I'd beaten Patrick, I'd beaten off MTVN, I'd let Vicky beat me up in a sex dungeon, but I hadn't beaten GypsyGoth. I had to take it one step further...

[Glenn.]

omg

[Livia]

Magnificent Zee.

I wonder if we can get Damian Lewis and Kristin Stewart for the TV series of the book...

[Z]

Originally Posted by Livia

Magnificent Zee.

I wonder if we can get Damian Lewis and Kristin Stewart for the TV series of the book...

We can only hope so Livia

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Zee

We can only hope so Livia

I've left messages with both their agents. Just one question... where was I when all this sexual gratification was going on? Hmmm? Where the bloody hell was I?

[Z]

Originally Posted by Livia

I've left messages with both their agents. Just one question... where was I when all this sexual gratification was going on? Hmmm? Where the bloody hell was I?

Just wait until you get to Chapter 11, utter filth he committed, don't even try and pretend you don't know what I'm talking about Livia, or should I call you "Miss B. Haven - escort and pole dancer"?

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Zee

Just wait until you get to Chapter 11, utter filth he committed, don't even try and pretend you don't know what I'm talking about Livia, or should I call you "Miss B. Haven - escort and pole dancer"?

Ahhh. Right. Erm... researching "publishing injunctions preventing publication".

[Marc]

[Glenn.]

i knew it!!

[AnnieK]

I am, quite frankly, shocked at the levels of debauchery that have existed on this forum

Zee...

[Z]

If only you knew Annie, just don't accept weird offers from him, ever since he won he's been spreading his legs like warm butter

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Zee

If only you knew Annie, just don't accept weird offers from him, ever since he won he's been spreading his legs like warm butter

Oh Zee

[Marc]

[Z]

- Most Loved 7 saw 11 new entrants, with Munchkins faring the best of them, ranking at 20th.

- The highest ranking new entrant ever remains to be Jords, who debuted at #3 in Most Loved 2.

- As of Most Loved 8, Most Loved will have been running for 4 years. I have been presenting it for 3 of them, and I want a goddamn medal.

- Ross is the only winner of Most Loved to never reappear. He ran Most Loved 2 and withdrew himself from participation, and then swiftly disappeared from the forum, reappearing every now and then but never for a particularly long time.

- There have never been more females than males in the top 10; in Most Loved 2 and 3 it was 5 apiece (GypsyGoth, Enid, Niamh, Stacey & Vicky; Vicky, Niamh, GypsyGoth, Stacey & MissKittyFantastico respectively).

[Marc]

Will we ever have a 6/4 female male top ten or more