[Shaun]

Just waiting on Marc now, Jason you can nominate whenever you're ready!

[Babayaro.]

Saved Lynne Moncrieff

Eliminated Natalie Rowe

I saved Lynne because she is Scottish and she scalped boring Spencer.



I am pretty tired from work so will make this short and sweet. A bit like Natalie's time in the house pmsl Natalie was the series' token bitch who would "say it as it is" and I do admit that she contributed and was a technically good housemate. But oh my word, wasn't she a dickhead. Her overly argumentative nature began to grate as it became apparent that apart from having screaming matches with Jayne, she didn't offer much else. I suppose that's fine for a week 2 boot so idc. I'm sure there's stuff I'm missing out but I cba reading wikipedia and my ability to memorise most Channel 5 series isn't very good so there you go! Oh and also I had some tea on her before she even entered the house as a good friend of mine knows one of the make-up artists/stylists or whatever, who worked at BB that series and apparently Natalie made her cry! What a bloody cow, she is!!

[Ross.]

THE Natalie Rowe

[reece(:]

Natalie offered much more but the producers only decided to show her raging! Except that time she had a good politics debate with Andy and Jason

[Babayaro.]

The only Channel 5 series I can properly remember is BB14 welp

[Jason.]

Natalie was such an awful person but a great housemate that I couldn't really take her seriously

[Shaun]

Saved Showbiz much like Simon Gross has multiple times (ignoring the multiple cons and dramas he's apparently embroiled with).

166th: Lisa Huo (BB7)



Long before she became an internet troll, Lisa Huo whizzed into BB7 and, at first, seemed like she'd be a fun ball of energy! She was made leader of the Brotherhood with Shahbaz, and found everyone 'mint', but the positive act didn't last long. A bunny boiler edit with Pete began to form, and when he began to nominate her, it looked like curtains. Her tantrums saw her rub the likes of Richard, Aisleyne and Susie the wrong way, and the public grew tired of her potty mouth. Loud, angry + foreign is never a good mix with the British public, and so she was evicted 5th. 60% against Nikki, Imogen and Mikey.

Lisa: "Do you think the house would be better off without me?"
Glyn: "No, I think it'd be less entertaining."
Lisa: "True."

Glyn is best remembered for cooking an egg, so your entertainment value is hereby revoked Lisa! GET OUT!

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Saved Showbiz much like Simon Gross has multiple times (ignoring the multiple cons and dramas he's apparently embroiled with).

166th: Lisa Huo (BB7)



Long before she became an internet troll, Lisa Huo whizzed into BB7 and, at first, seemed like she'd be a fun ball of energy! She was made leader of the Brotherhood with Shahbaz, and found everyone 'mint', but the positive act didn't last long. A bunny boiler edit with Pete began to form, and when he began to nominate her, it looked like curtains. Her tantrums saw her rub the likes of Richard, Aisleyne and Susie the wrong way, and the public grew tired of her potty mouth. Loud, angry + foreign is never a good mix with the British public, and so she was evicted 5th. 60% against Nikki, Imogen and Mikey.

Lisa: "Do you think the house would be better off without me?"
Glyn: "No, I think it'd be less entertaining."
Lisa: "True."

Glyn is best remembered for cooking an egg, so your entertainment value is hereby revoked Lisa! GET OUT!

I think this is the first time I've been the first one to do the writeup

[Macie Lightfoot]

omg thank **** for not being screwed over by time zones for once

I shall...... cut Ray and save Lee (why am I always the one who ends up writing about early franchise BBUK???)

[Shaun]

you had so many to choose from, too!

[Macie Lightfoot]

I know but I don't feel super strongly about any of them I mean, I ****ing HATE Ziggy and Marcqk and I have random likings for Carole (okay that one's not so random), Down To Earth Fatty Jack, and Jonty, but I'm gonna rely on everyone else to do the right thing......x

[Jake.]

Save Carole, cut Marc

[Daniel-X]

Save Chanelle, cut Jack

[Black Dagger]

Save Chris and cut Stuart.

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Save Chris and cut Stuart.

The absolute definition of coasting on his looks alone. Had the personality of a dry piece of toast. Mostly known for missing his daughter and wearing guyliner. Stuart spent weeks under the radar before coming up against Welsh legend Rachel Rice in which Davina laughed at her getting booed. ****ing bitch. Glad I gave her abuse in the Lenny Henry video now. Go find some families. He was subsequently evicted shortly after and is involved in one of the more embarrassing evictions of the franchise in which he tried to crowd surf. Sadly the audience had been watching the show and quite rightly left him to flop and go face first. While security hurried to his rescue.

2/10 housemate. Snore fest. Would recommend coffee

[Babayaro.]

Save Craig cut Sam

[Cal.]

Save Tom cut Paul

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Save Tom cut Paul

Saved Tom bc he turned out to be a decent housemate!

Paul Clarke



Paul survived like loads of evictions. He took out Stuart, Narinder, Bubble and Amma before finally getting evicted by his romantic partner Helen. Paul and Helen were like the first BB showmance but they weren't actually a showmance because their love for each other grew each week and it was slightly controversial because Helen still had a boyfriend on the outside (or thought she did - Davina used to give loads of info on the eviction shows and I think she said he had dumped Helen whilst she was in the house!) but Paul and Helen were actually loved by the public and Paul was only evicted because Helen was so popular and a favourite to win. I wasn't really much for Paul hence why I cut him but he wasn't the worse person and he's well remembered for saying he lived the life of an international popstar whilst having a date with Helen in the special BB snug area. Bye Paul!

[RileyH]

Save Jon, cut Ziggy i guess

[Shaun]

Lucas' nominations are in...




Amma (BB2) - Amy & Sally (BB16) - Becki (BB5) - Callum (BB14) - Charlie (BB17) - Christopher (BB15) - Dale (BB9) - David (BB10) - Grace (BB7)
Imogen (BB7) - Jemima (BB14) - Jennifer (BB9) - Josie (BB11) - Lee (BB3) - Luke A (BB13) - Simone (BB18) - Sophie (BB10) - Tim (BB3)

Get saving and eliminating now! Daniel-X, you can make your decision once we have a writeup!

[Shaun]

Robert. is left with George and Jonty!

[Epic.]

Save Jonty Axe Curious George

[Jake.]

164th Place: Marc O'Neill


"**** YEAH THIS IS BIG MARC'S HOUSE NOW!!"

Sad thing is, Marc wasn't really wrong either. Sent in during THE WORST BB twist to date in order to "spice things up" and "boost ratings", Marc was a massive tryhard and remained as such for the duration of his stay. Producers desperatley kept him in at every opportunity, whether it was making his eviction a fake one or just keeping him immune for a week or two, bc you know why not. Watching someone treat others like crap is obviously really entertaining and nothing beats a good months worth of it. We then had the absolute pleasure of being treated to Helen Wood's return, which meant both her and Legend Marc quickly doubled up and went about their hilarious antics together!

The ONLY positives I can take from his time in the house is from Jade on the first night he entered, with the likes of; "I wouldn't dip your feet in this pool!" along with sipping on her champagne waiting for him outside the diary room just so she could say "Awww did somebody get a warning???". So yeah well done Marc you actually helped contribute something of worth.

[RileyH]

159) Ziggy Lichman



So, where to begin. First of all I didn't have much to choose from, and I don't feel strongly towards Ziggy like others but I still dislike him so he has to go? Anyway, Ziggy was put in the house on Day 3 after the female-only cast flopped in the ratings. He was okay when he was with Charley, I guess but then he started to get it on with Miss Hayes and it all went a bit downhill tbh. Aside from the 'it's not you it's me' (which is iconic btw) he didn't really do much and basically used Chanelle. I do know he dated Mercedes McQueen somehow for a while outside the house so good for him.

[Shaun]

4 more writeups chaps!