[Sticks]

Have finally got one of these installed



So you can watch the election results come in

[Kore]

anyone wanna play me in pool?

also can i have a pint of bow please

[Sticks]

Boris's is closed today

Due to a small fire at the designated polling station in this cyber constituency we have been commendeered as a make shift polling station.



As a result all sales of alcoholic drinks have been prohibited. The coffee bar has also been suspended pending a ruling from the acting returning officer - but don't hold your breath

[Kore]

aww, really felt like a game of pool

lets hope it will be open tomoro

[Amy]

Originally posted by Sticks
Boris's is closed today

Due to a small fire at the designated polling station in this cyber constituency we have been commendeered as a make shift polling station.



As a result all sales of alcoholic drinks have been prohibited. The coffee bar has also been suspended pending a ruling from the acting returning officer - but don't hold your breath

OMG noooooooooooooo! I need a glass of wine.

[Sticks]

Sorry guys, I thought I was doing everyone a service by opening up the coffee bar early for the going to work trade. When the original venue for the polling station became unavailable, as we were open, we got commandeered.

One asked about compensation for loss of trade, but the expression "in your dreams" was used, but less polite.

[Amy]

Gutted

[Kaz]

Well, thank god that's the General Election over for another however many years!

Boris's Bar is well and truly back in business now, folks.

........... and to celebrate, the next round's on me!

[BigSister]

yay *gets a J20 from the fridge*

[Kore]

LOL bs!

you and your J20's

[Amy]

Thank god the bars back was getting withdrawl symptoms!

So anyway, have to tell you all this as it's funny and it could only happen to my Dad! We went to vote on Thursday at our local community centre! They usually have the polling station in the main hall but that night they had it in a side room. Anyway, my Dad goes marching in towards the main hall and my Mum says " where are you going?" he says "To vote" she says " what in slimming world" I could not stop laughing he'd walked straight in to slimming world to make his vote

[BigSister]

lol Amy

[Sticks]

The joy of postal voting is stuff like that does not happen to me

Any hue, the assessors have decided that normal premises normally used as a polling station will take about 5 months to repair, once the insurance details have been decided.

All of which means that Borris Bar wil be closed next Thursday due to the local cyber space council bye-election, following the resignation of the former office holder.

Puts official notice in Kaz's pigeon hole

[Kore]

Originally posted by Amy
Thank god the bars back was getting withdrawl symptoms!

So anyway, have to tell you all this as it's funny and it could only happen to my Dad! We went to vote on Thursday at our local community centre! They usually have the polling station in the main hall but that night they had it in a side room. Anyway, my Dad goes marching in towards the main hall and my Mum says " where are you going?" he says "To vote" she says " what in slimming world" I could not stop laughing he'd walked straight in to slimming world to make his vote

LOL

can i have a nice refreshing glass of orange squash please

damn Boris is STILL CLOSED????

*makes my own drink stand outside in the meantime*

[BigSister]

*goes to Kores drink stand*

[Kore]

you want anything BS?

[cc100]

ill have an orange juice Kore, please.

[Kore]

there ya go

[BigSister]

im ok for the moment kore

[Kore]

Okay, BS

does anyone mind helping me behind the Kore-Stall untill Boris' Bar re-opens?

[cc100]

yeah, ive a few spare hours mate

[Kore]

cheers cc100

*gives cc100 Ł500 cash-in-hand*

[kaphc]

Stuff whether the bar is open or not - I'm celebrating Wednesday being in the play-offs, so I'm on the champers! If we're outside then there's just more room to pop the cork and spray it everywhere!!

[Kaz]

Originally posted by Sticks
All of which means that Borris Bar wil be closed next Thursday due to the local cyber space council bye-election, following the resignation of the former office holder.

Puts official notice in Kaz's pigeon hole

Cheers, Sticks. Bl**dy politicians!

Thankfully, I've managed to have a word with Reg from the Council and explained how disappointed our customers were that Boris's would have to close again, especially as trade was so brisk just now. He's very kindly agreed that it wouldn't be fair to do it again so soon, so he'll be commandeering the Dog & Duck round the corner to use for the bye-election. And they'll rotate round all the other local hostelries after that. What a nice man.

SO IT'S BUSINESS AS USUAL!

Come in, take a seat, and place your orders!!!

[Amy]

Wineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!