[Epic.]

158. George Askew


George was for the most an insignificant bore but also! He was a lowkey Shahbaz bully. That's a point of discussion worth mentioning for plenty of the BB7 housemaes but in George's case in particular it was irksome. There was the time in which almost the whole house exited a room just because Shahbaz entered like the bunch of wastes of skin they are while George stayed beside Shahbaz with a "No I don't follow the crowd, *I'm* my own person...". Nauseatingly, this lowkey moral highground got tarnished by him joining a bunch of other douchebags in stealing his clothes and locking him out of the house so maybe he should sort his own person out before claiming to be his own person. Then he walked because he "didn't want to be famous". I theorize more it was out of regret for bullying someone who only wanted ~a little bit of theatre~

and am i right or wrong in believing shahbaz has avoided being in a nomination pool yet? ( )

[Daniel.]

I guess you forgot to mention he was one of the most gorgeous ever

[Shaun]

still 3 writeups lucas & marc this is your final warning!!!

[Babayaro.]

FFS I just wrote it all up and its gone for some reason **** sake

[Babayaro.]

Ok I cannot be BOTHERED typing all of that out again so I'll just summarise. Here's a picture of Sam



Anyway. I basically said that I saved Craig bc he won the first series and if it wasn't for him confronting Nick then we might not have had any more series of BB. Bit dramatic. Moving on to Sam. I haven't watched much of BB18 but from what I did see of Sam's time in the house, he looked like a shit housemate. He tried to square up to Sue but was stopped by someone in the pool and was also moronic enough not to claim Ł20,000 for himself by simply pushing a button. Flop. Oh and I also talked about how he joined the club of bad housemates who are called Sam. Evans and Giffen now have company. Stupid thing to mention as there are more good Sam's than there are bad - Pepper, Heuston, Kay and Brodie. Am I missing anyone? Samantha from Samanda doesn't count imo. An uneven write-up for an...uneven housemate???? :/

[Shaun]

thank you good sistren

Lucas can now nominate since we're just waiting for Daniel-X

[Shaun]

saved Jemima (I think for the second time?) because she is BB14's legend that wasn't a member of the Travers family.

I have axed...

157th: Sophie Reade (BB10, Winner)


Big Brother 10 was the beginning of the end for me - I'd joined just in the build-up to BB8 and had been quietly enjoying the show without any sort of forum-use prior, and both BB8 and BB9 - whilst both with their faults - went by in an eventful and entertaining breeze. Both shows still felt like "an event" and Big Brother 10... even before the announcement it would be cancelled (which I think came around Week 5 of BB10?) it just drained the life out of the series for me.

When I look back on it, it's hard to pinpoint why. The ridiculous number of housemates? The injection of housemates' (ex)boyfriends for drama? The inevitable alienation of everyone that wasn't chavvy and boring?

What I would argue must be a - however marginal - factor is its winner. Who among us can honestly recall a Sophie Reade moment? Yes, Macie probably has several, but who among us normal folk? HMM?

Sophie is the definition of coasting winner and whilst some this year compared Isabelle to her, Isabelle had the added bonuses of:

a) fighting a good fight and tearing down Lotan, King of the Cunts
b) having the best striptease of all time (against said 'King')
and c) being a benevolent, selfless goddess that never truly appreciated herself.

Now whilst C may indeed apply to Sophie (I can't remember her sacrificing herself for evictions/rewards but she certainly had the underdog arc), nothing else would possibly argue "deserving winner" other than the fact she stood against 4 debatable men. My personal winner of that final was Siavash, but I know that's a dirty word on here so I won't pursue that line of reasoning.

But for me Sophie is defined by drifting through with the popular crowd in the house, who were for the most part a rag-tag bunch of gobshites that were perhaps the most predictable clique of BBUK history, shacking up with Kris for all of 19 minutes, and...I don't know? Nuts magazine wanks?

She just bored the ****ing hell out of me and will never, ever, be a deserving winner.

[RileyH]

save Amy & Sally, cut Simone

[Shaun]

oh yay, the twins were my close 2nd in terms of "who should i save? " (simone would've been third but oh well)

[Babayaro.]

Save Callum bin Dale

[Jake.]

Save Grace cut Jennifer

[Cal.]

Save Charlie cut Christopher

[Rufus]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Save Charlie cut Christopher

Ew

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Rufus

Ew

Shut up BIG GOB

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Save Charlie cut Christopher

Christopher Hall



What do I say about CHRISTOFEEERRRR? He was some journalist (?) that entered on the second night of the two part launch and was really annoying and pretentious. I can't remember a lot about him tbh but he was on #TeamAshleigh but didn't hate Helen as much as the others and she didn't seem to hate him as much? (Unless I've gotten that really wrong) He was involved in some weird showmance with Mark and they snogged in the store room where the camera couldn't see them but we could hear weird noises anyhow. He was also the power housemate with Ash and evicted Chris as far as I remember? Anyhow he was the most popular male of the series and ended up finishing in third place because I think he did stand up to Helen at one point? Idk

[Epic.]

Save Luke A and Cut Lee

152. Lee Davey


Lee was a really annoying camera-panderer, ever since his obnoxious VT of him taking his clothes off, and if you know me you know how much I can't stand people like who embrace camera-mugging as if they hold some kind of monetary importance. He did various annoying stripping, and asking people vocally just WHO will win(!!) He tried multiple showmances, moving on to his second because the first (Adele) humiliated and rejected him by revealing she already had a girlfriend. Despite all this, he also had a girlfriend on the outside, something of which Davina called him out on

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Robert.

Save Luke A and Cut Lee

152. Lee Davey


Lee was a really annoying camera-panderer, ever since his obnoxious VT of him taking his clothes off, and if you know me you know how much I can't stand people like who embrace camera-mugging as if they hold some kind of monetary importance. He did various annoying stripping, and asking people vocally just WHO will win(!!) He tried multiple showmances, moving on to his second because the first (Adele) humiliated and rejected him by revealing she already had a girlfriend. Despite all this, he also had a girlfriend on the outside, something of which Davina called him out on

.

[Shaun]

*prays for Miss Sedicki*

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

*prays for Miss Sedicki*

I'm glad I wasn't too late before someone cut her for not being Michelle or Nadia.

So underrated.

[Jason.]

Saving the underrated Miss Seddiki. Buy Judas on iTunes!

Josie Gibson

I don't hate Josie, I just don't care much for her. At all. Or even BB11 for that matter. And she was a pretty big part of that series, with what being the other half of a showmance that I also didn't care about. She ended up winning with almost 80% of the vote against five people and I'm sure that's the highest winning percentage ever, but that isn't really much of an achievement when your competition consists of Dave and JJ. Anyway, she's made a name for herself after the show and is one of the more famous ex-housemates (as famous as post-2006 BB will get you anyway) and she lost a lot of weight so good for her!

Why does that last bit sound like something from a Cal write-up?

[Daniel.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Save Judas, cut Josie

Were never talking again

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Daniel.

Were never talking again

No one curr about Josie!

[Daniel.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

No one curr about Josie!

Poor Louisa?

I meant Imogen!

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Daniel.

Poor Louisa?

I meant Imogen!

I was going to save her, but someone else would anyway so might as well go with an underrated housemate that was in danger of being cut.

[Macie Lightfoot]

150. Amma Antwi-Agyei (BB2 - 7th Place)



wow another early franchise write up for me! So let me get straight to the point, Amma actually sucks and should NOT be in the top 150 even just barely!!! I know lots of people think she should be good bc she's a black girl named Amma and a lot of people actively try to enjoy her when watching her, but no she's kind of a ****ty bore sorry to say. She actually did start out with a lot of potential, having some sob story about being a stripper who was raped and/or had an abortion, and she also had an EPIQUE meltdown where she just screamed at the top of her lungs about how Stuart is a smug piece of **** and Friday needs to come so the public can get him OUT which, yes, duh.

Unfortunately all of that happened in the first ~16 days and then it all went downhill from there. Amma is REALLY ****ing weird and she has zero social skills in a way that makes me pity her more than be entertained by her. Like most people in 2001, she did Big Brother for The Experience and To Learn About Herself, and she was *REALLY* intense about it. Like, to the point where she would lobby criticisms at others without realizing how rude she was and then get offended when people wouldn't throw criticisms back at her because they function like emotionally stable humans in a social setting do!!!!! I was just really weirded out by it all and she's one of those people who takes being brutally honest to frightening levels. And not even in a "say it to mah face xx" Helen Wood type of way, which is awful but at least trite and we've seen it before. Amma did it in a "what do you mean you are not going to directly list and point out all my character flaws and bad traits HOW DARE YOU" and yes how dare I eliminate you finally x.