[Omah]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

Katie in a poll was hated worse than bin laden....Just shows how irrational public feeling can be.

I'll bet that poll excluded pre-pubescent pig-tailed pony-owning pink-loving females .....

[bbfan1991]

She is such an insecure miserable mess, her kids must be so confused with all these different men in their Mothers lives.

Katie Price once again looking for attention. I wish she would just disappear away from any publicity she craves.

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by Omah

I'll bet that poll excluded pre-pubescent pig-tailed pony-owning pink-loving females .....

What are you suggesting omah?

[Omah]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

What are you suggesting omah?

The KP fanbase is well below voting age and conforms to a stereotype .....

[bbfan1991]

What a horror.

[Marcus.]

oh dear dear dear

but good luck to them

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by Omah

The KP fanbase is well below voting age and conforms to a stereotype .....

Well i'm a fan... i'm not a child, nor do I conform to a stereotype.

[Me. I Am Salman]

yay another year's worth of katie price updates

[bbfan1991]

Originally Posted by Salman!

yay another year's worth of katie price updates

2/2/2013 Katie Price gets divorced from Kieran Hayler.

3/2/2013 Katie Price is on the lookout for a new victim.

[Omah]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

Well i'm a fan... i'm not a child, nor do I conform to a stereotype.

But do you wear a lot of pink .....

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by bbfan1991

2/2/2013 Katie Price gets divorced from Kieran Hayler.

3/2/2013 Katie Price is on the lookout for a new victim.

oh snap

[Omah]

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[Gstar]

She's such a state, it's also not healthy for her kids bringing different men to the house.

#TeamPeterAndre

[Me. I Am Salman]

Originally Posted by Omah

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[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by Omah

But do you wear a lot of pink .....

No, I never do...Your theory is flawed

[Omah]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...n-1546889Katie

The pair arrived in the UK this morning after a fairly eventful trip to the Caribbean, which saw them getting married after two months together.

We can only assume that the pair were heading back to Katie's mansion earlier on, with Kieran set to continue bonding with the glamour model's kids as he takes on a big role in their lives.

Pity the kids ....

[Omah]

http://www.mtv.co.uk/news/katie-pric...action-twitter

Katie Price has threatened legal action against the hotel in Bahamas where she married stripper Kieran Hayler last week.

The glamour model - a.k.a. Jordan - took to Twitter over the weekend to slam the Sandals Royal Bahamian Resort and Spa for the lack of privacy she received after tying the knot on Wednesday (16th January).

Digital Spy reports that Katie lashed out after the hotel allegedly leaked details of their intimate ceremony to the press.

Price tweeted: "Soooo good to be home after being stitched up by our hotel major legal case now begins ! Sad when I can't do things in private."

Translate as "Sad when I don't get paid for doing things in private"

[cobdo]

Originally Posted by Omah

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...n-1546889Katie



Pity the kids ....

Her youngest sons a 'orrible little **** already

[Omah]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...atment-1554536

Katie decided to go with Sandals on the recommendation of her bessie Michelle Heaton, despite the fact she would usually “spend a fortune going somewhere like the Maldives”. Nice dig.

But her dream wedding turned into a nightmare, according to Katie thanks to the “shambles of a resort”.

When she got to the resort she asked their butler if there was a private beach she could sunbathe on, because let’s face it, she’s quite recognisable.

Butler’s response? “Why? Are you famous?”

Clearly this is the only butler in the world (who was female incidentally), who doesn’t know who Katie is… or she was winding her up.

Apparently stripper hubby Kieran “eventually” (after 30 seconds?) told the butler that Katie is indeed a celebrity and the reply was quite amazing.

“Are you a porn star?”

Katie uses the rest of her column in The Sun to trash the resort’s skyscraper setting, sunbeds, 18-30 vibe and even the plastic material of their wedding marquee which “looked like had come straight out of a B&Q flat pack”.

She finishes her tale of woe by saying she came back with a cold sore on her lip, tells her readers never to use Sandals and says she planning to sue them.

Sandals said it was “sorry” Katie didn’t enjoy her stay, the butler denies saying anything derogatory and they will give her a refund on “condition she does not choose our resorts for any future weddings or stays.”

[Suze]

When there are people living on the breadline, she is lucky she can afford such luxuries, without having to think twice about spending money, and she moans about tackiness, when she is the height of tack. She loves any attention, no why say she wants/ed privacy?

[Omah]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...-rocks-1558430

Katie Price’s third marriage was feared to be heading for the rocks last night after just 11 days, the Sunday People has revealed.

Friends claim the glamour model is already bored with her new husband.

Katie, 34, wed stripper Kieran Hayler in the Bahamas after a whirlwind romance.

She stunned friends and family when she got engaged on Christmas Day after dating Kieran, 25, for three weeks.

But following their return to the UK she is said to be fed up with being back in the “real world”.

If the mum-of-three splits with Kieran it will be her shortest marriage yet.

Katie once had lucrative contracts with TV networks who screened her reality shows, a series of books, an equestrian clothing range, a cosmetics brand and even her own magazine.

But in the last 12 months work has dried up.

Katie, also known as Jordan, is said to be worth around £40 million while Kieran struggles to make ends meet.

Kieran not up to Katie's intellectual level .....

[Omah]

http://www.tv3.ie/entertainment_arti...&article=94384

Katie - who recently married third husband Kieran Hyler - also revealed years of changing her hair colour have taken their toll on her locks and she is losing her tresses.

She added in her column for The Sun newspaper: ''Poor January Jones - I know exactly how she feels. The 'Mad Men' actress has admitted her hair is falling out in clumps after years of dying it too often.

''I'm a typical, impulsive Gemini, so when I want to go from black to blonde or vice versa, I don't do it gradually as I should but immediately. Now my hair is burned. I should have it cut short and let it recover but I'd feel too much like a boy.

''The moral to this story is; Keep away from extreme hair dye. A tragic situation lurks beneath my extensions.''

I keep thinking of "Death Becomes Her" ..... bits of KP's body will be falling off or moving around soon .....

[Marc]

This thread is a joke

[Omah]

http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/the-j...193105775.html

He’s been married to Katie Price for not even a month and already rumours have emerged that Kieran Hayler is ‘bored’ with married life.

That didn’t take a lot of time did it?

According to Closer magazine, Kieran, 25, has been telling friends that being married to Katie Price, 34, isn’t what he expected.

Kieran reportedly told friends: “It’s a bit dull- to be truthful, it’s not what I thought married life would be like.

“Katie just sits around moaning and saying she doesn’t want to do anything. I don’t seem to be allowed to go out alone or even write on Twitter without her permission.”

Yikes!

And it doesn’t stop there, according to a source close to Katie, aka Jordan, the model has been treating Kieran more like an employee as opposed to a husband.

The source explained: “Jordan’s got him fixing things around the house- she’s always complaining that her house is falling down, since he’s a builder, she’s now got him doing some plastering work and painting.

“It’s not what he was expecting of being married to one of Britain’s most famous women. It’s a bit of a reality check.”

And it seems that because of this, tensions between the husband and wife have already started to emerge.

The source continued: “The rows and bickering have already started- it’s no surprise as they are just sitting around the house doing very little.

“Kieran’s been saying he’s bored- he’s probably having more fun with her kids than her.”

KP a boring homebody - who'd have thought ?

[bbfan1991]

Katie Price calls Kelly Brook A HEFFER. Then brands Phillip Schofield a “bully''

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/...field-a-bully/

This talentless woman is clearly on Planet Deluded.