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Fun facts:
- Nine users have appeared in all 7 editions so far, and all are eligible for the 8th: Dezzy, GypsyGoth, LemonJam, Locke, Nathan, Niamh, Novo, Shaun and Zee. - Marc finished 50th in the first ever Most Loved. He came 1st in the seventh edition. - Shaun is the only user to win more than once, winning Most Loved 2 and 4. - Shaun is also the only user to have appeared in the top 10 every single competition. I'm warm for your form. - In addition to the nine who have appeared in every edition, there were 13 users who featured in Most Loved 7 who also featured in Most Loved 1. Their positions, compared, are as follows (Most Loved 1 in red, Most Loved 7 in blue): Spoiler: - Niamh remains the only female winner, though if Mollie's anything to go by then I expect she's got a penis tucked away there somewhere. Previous winners: Ross ML1; Shaun ML2; Zee ML3; Shaun ML4; Niamh ML5; Nathan ML6, Marc ML7 - Niamh is also the first female user to finish in 3rd place, claiming it in ML7. - GypsyGoth has come 2nd three times. Her nerves don't exist anymore. |
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Claudia's nerves have been shredded... poor bitch
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Completely forgot about coming 50th, see Jake! You will win in ML 13!!
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Chapter 3 - Gingers Aren't Winners [preview]
I remember feeling crushed. It was a brand new TiBB game and I remember feeling overjoyed when I qualified for the second round. Sam! was making games all over TiBB and I guess I just figured I was a shoe in for a top 20 finish. I hadn't been posting as much on the forum at that time, but I was so sure I was going to make it. The embarrassment when I finished 50th was the most humiliating moment of my life on TiBB. I remember Jessica's cruel taunts that "gingers aren't winners" and 30stone telling me that "maybe you'd do better if you benched more." I couldn't take it anymore. I logged out that night in tears. It only got worse from there... |
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Hope it's going to be available on Kindle...
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Sunday like a best seller in the making....
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Lucas
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Chapter 7 - 46 [preview]
I had finally returned to the Most Loved fold. The competition was in its fourth incarnation, and with Zee returning to present for a second competition running, I felt safe in the knowledge that there wasn't going to be any cheating going on with the votes. I was so sure that Sam! had made a mistake. He must have cheated. How else could I have come 50th? I had been making a bit of a comeback on the forum, I had even learned not to call people "faily bastards" when they made fun of my beautiful hair. The day I stopped taking advice from Patrick was a sensible day. I qualified for Round 2. I was thrilled. I knew that I had to at least do better than 50th or I would be a laughing stock. I remember the delight I felt as Braden was announced as the 50th placed contestant. I called him ginger, even though he wasn't. I had become everything I had once hated. I prayed that Patrick would be called out next, the faily bastard. The moment those words had shot out of my fingers, through my keyboard and onto my screen, the news broke. I was 46th. I don't remember what happened next. I know that I blacked out and it delayed the news of KG coming 45th, but nobody really knew how long I was out cold for. BB Eye and ILoveTRW tried to soften the blow by saying my time would come soon, surely next year I would break the top 40, but all I could focus on was the fact they were both still in the competition and they were probably being insincere. It hurt to watch Patrick reach the top 40, and then the top 30, and then the top 20. Devastated, I turned my laptop off and vowed never to let being ginger stop me from doing well again. I could still hear GypsyGoth's cruel cackle of "'e is a stupide fraise-blond!" To this day I still don't know why she was pretending to be French, although part of me thinks she was making fun of Captain.Remy too. I couldn't let her equate being ginger with being French any longer. I knew things had to change... |
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More chapters please....
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Wow Zee... If ever I do anything of note and need an official biographer, I want your number on speed dial.
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Texas Forever
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£10 on Jake coming 48th again please
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Chapter 9 - I'm not a faily bastard, not yet a gypsy goth [preview]
Tears. A throbbing erection. A packet of party rings. Just some of the things involved in that fateful night when Most Loved 5 rolled around. I had qualified again, and this time I had prepared for it. Sexual favours were in full force, I had made sure all recent photos of myself were in black and white so that potential voters weren't put off by my sunset rouge locks and I'd pretended to like Ben so that he'd vote for me. It hadn't been easy. I had been spreading lies about GypsyGoth and Patrick for weeks, hoping that InOne would believe that GypsyGoth "totes has a set of teeth instead of a nipple on her left boob, honest." I should have felt shame, but no amount of shame would top the shame I had felt coming 46th last time. The gamble had paid off. Patrick had been a faily bastard and had finished 33rd. I remember giving Chuck a celebratory hand job as we both cruised into the top 30. Then I remember giving him a celebratory middle finger as he finished 21st and I secured a spot in the top 20. I was taking no prisoners. I had offered to be Iceman's slave for 5 points, but that's not the same thing. Ultimately, I finished 15th, but it wasn't enough for me. I could only fizz with anger as I watched GypsyGoth finish 2nd again for the third time. Of course, at least she hadn't won, but the smug look on her face as she sauntered up to the podium, and gave her little acceptance speech, it was all just too much. "I'd like to thank my parents for my good genes, I couldn't have won the silver if I'd had freckles and a pale complexion, that's for sure!" I was angry. Novo's booming laugh echoed around my head for weeks. I had to beat her. I'd beaten Patrick, I'd beaten off MTVN, I'd let Vicky beat me up in a sex dungeon, but I hadn't beaten GypsyGoth. I had to take it one step further... |
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Magnificent Zee.
I wonder if we can get Damian Lewis and Kristin Stewart for the TV series of the book... |
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