[Samuel.]

When the ride on mower decides to randomly ejaculate its grass everywhere mid mow

I think we've all been there

[King Gizzard]

when music magazines have front covers of each member of a band to exploit fans into buying all 4/5/6 however members there are.

[King Gizzard]

can remember being 14/15 and buying 5 Kerrang's with all the My Chemical Romance guys on them. Tragic

[King Gizzard]

what's he done now

[Thotmas]

he keeps calling me his girlfriend and after leaving here he sent a text saying i've left my colleague home can I come back and give you a massage? :

I think i'll tell my landlord to get someone else to finish the roof.

[Thotmas]

you can tell he's a sleaze and probably gets overly friendly with everyone.

[King Gizzard]

[King Gizzard]

and will end up on the sex offenders register sooner rather than later

[Thotmas]

he's off to portugal in 2 weeks. maybe he's looking to offend before then and make a quick escape. I'm not letting him back into my place

[Ammi]

..this is all Kim and Steven's fault/bad example.....did you get your roof fixed though..?...

[Thotmas]

no they have to come back another time to put paint because it was not dry yet.

Basically my roof caved in because there was a leak in the flat above so it has been ongoing repairs since mid june.

[King Gizzard]

[Samuel.]

When workers invade your house and you've not even showered, dressed or anything yet.

They're right outside my room. I am trapped.

[Livia]

When people talk about "national TV".

"You brought me on national TV to tell me that?"

"They did [insert vile act] on national TV!"

Would it be more acceptable if it was just on regional TV?

I'm going to start reposting it with a rant whenever I see it. Probably...

[King Gizzard]

Suffolk TV, imagine it

*BREAKING NEWS* fence falls down in Bungay

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Nathan

Suffolk TV, imagine it

*BREAKING NEWS* fence falls down in Bungay

LOL... I hear ya, Norfolk's the same. ...breaking news... gate left open in Bergh Apton... dog gets out but comes back when called... full story at 10.

[King Gizzard]

bored pretty much all the time when I get home now. I need a hobby

[Thotmas]

For **** sake do Marvin and rochelle ACTUALLY have their questions laid out on the table?! Ugh! They are awful presenters. Actually Marvin is kind of ok but Rochelle is not natural as a presenter. If they wanted to diversity in their show they should got Angelica bell and her husband.

[Thotmas]

dinner date uk vs dinner date australia shows the difference between british and australian. In Australia they get nice flowers and a lovely note if they're not picked, here they get a nasty cheap microwave meal and nothing else. This is why Helen won.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

dinner date uk vs dinner date australia shows the difference between british and australian. In Australia they get nice flowers and a lovely note if they're not picked, here they get a nasty cheap microwave meal and nothing else. This is why Helen won.

..yeah we really like to rub that rejection in....I haven't seen the Australian one though, I'll have to watch out for it....


..they'll only throw away the micro meal anyway and order takeaway ..they probably throw the flowers and note away in Australia as well and say pfffffffttttt.........

[Thotmas]

Originally Posted by Ammi

..yeah we really like to rub that rejection in....I haven't seen the Australian one though, I'll have to watch out for it....


..they'll only throw away the micro meal anyway and order takeaway ..they probably throw the flowers and note away in Australia as well and say pfffffffttttt.........

you should watch the aussie one. Saturdays on itv2 around 1-2 ish. Much better than the uk one.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

you should watch the aussie one. Saturdays on itv2 around 1-2 ish. Much better than the uk one.

..I will try to watch it although that's not the best time for me because I'm often out on a Saturday but I like to see other versions of things...have you ever had a blind date, CeeCee..?...

[Thotmas]

when you get something delivered and there's a hair on it and you can't stop thinking about that particular spot, even after you've cleaned it.

[Thotmas]

londonshire,londonberry, crambridgeshire, bloody gloucestshire-I still don't bloody know what cities any of the shires contain. When I am looking for a place in drop down menus, bloody just name the cities we know, stop it with the shires. What the **** shire is Manchester? What the **** shire?

[Thotmas]

ok so girls have been shaking their booties with revealing shorts for decades why is it only a sensation now? oh I know cause little smiley cwwyyyrrruuus dwid it so now it's acceptable for the "sensational movement" to be plastered all over main news/gossip sources.