[reece(:]

OMG.. it's started..

[rk3388]

WHAT A BITTER JURY!
Hate the smug three amigos laughing at sherris and dawns answers! And shame on eric for having the audacity to talk down to sherri, at least she made big moves pre merge, he didnt make one move pre merge or post merge and its not from the lack of oppurtunity!

[Macie Lightfoot]

Watching Jeff squirt jizz all over Cochran's win is more than nauseating.

[rk3388]

Cochran rocks . Knew from the first moment of south pacific he was destined to win

[reece(:]

Jeff's creaming over the upcoming BR segment.. urgh.

[LemonJam]

I don't like that we can't see the pre-jurors

[rk3388]

cant they just hide the three amigos and eric in the back? for almost ruining the second half of the season

[LemonJam]

**** this I'm done.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Cochran and Phillip are no doubt two of the worst ever

[Macie Lightfoot]

...I ****ing hate this show.

[LemonJam]

"Survivor is just as good as season one" oh god I cannot

[reece(:]

Sherri not getting a segment.

[Macie Lightfoot]

This is without a doubt the most offended I have ever been by a reunion show, I actually don't think I would mind if this got cancelled.

[reece(:]

How's it a reunion when half the cast aren't even there..

[Macie Lightfoot]

Malcolm's fanbase might be the most confounding ever... absolutely nothing in that montage was endearing whatsoever and he's ****ing BORING and self-congratulatory and just a vanilla frat douche.

[reece(:]

They're wasting time on ****ing children's obsessions with Malcolm, what a waste of time.

[Macie Lightfoot]

This is seriously a ****ing joke and if the Jeff Probst Talk Show is anything like this no wonder why that **** got dropped like that.

[LemonJam]

the tweets are just the icing on the massive ****-cake that is this reunion.

[LemonJam]

UGH 1% OFF UGH ****

[reece(:]

36% Malcolm 35% Brenda, you ****ing kidding me?

[Macie Lightfoot]

1. FIFTEEN MINUTES of Cochran's bull**** contrived bildungsroman where somehow a Harvard Law grad is an underdog and he's such a Challenge beast despite only winning four Challenges (two due to advantages, one due to the arbitrary skill of stacking tiles) and sucking at nearly all of the Challenges he loses
2. Jeff literally pulling an apology out of Dawn's ass and forcing Brenda to accept it over Skype of all things
3. THE PIERCING EAGLE and all of this other Phillip related **** about how he's ~an entertaining fan favorite~ when a vast majority of Facebook and Twitter people hate his ****ing guts, and rightfully so
4. THE BR RULES as if this reunion couldn't produce any more cringes from my face
5. A DROP OF BLOOD what the actual ****
6. Malcolm's inexplicable Fan Favorite status despite being a plain ****ing jane frat boy, alongside with his TERRIBLE acting and a random teenybopper being awkwardly interviewed as to why people love him for some reason
6. HEY ANDREA WHY DO YOU LET BOYS RUIN YOUR GAME like what the actual ****
7. The fact that only SEVEN of the ****ing twenty people were talked to all damn night
8. MALCOLM ROBBING BRENDA OF SPRINT PLAYER OF THE SEASON BY ONE ****ING PERCENT
9. BLOOD VERSUS ****ING WATER CANNOT BE THE ACTUAL TITLE

[reece(:]

For **** sake, why didn't we get to chat to Franny.

[LemonJam]

Originally Posted by troynuncdicit

1. FIFTEEN MINUTES of Cochran's bull**** contrived bildungsroman where somehow a Harvard Law grad is an underdog and he's such a Challenge beast despite only winning four Challenges (two due to advantages, one due to the arbitrary skill of stacking tiles) and sucking at nearly all of the Challenges he loses
2. Jeff literally pulling an apology out of Dawn's ass and forcing Brenda to accept it over Skype of all things
3. THE PIERCING EAGLE and all of this other Phillip related **** about how he's ~an entertaining fan favorite~ when a vast majority of Facebook and Twitter people hate his ****ing guts, and rightfully so
4. THE BR RULES as if this reunion couldn't produce any more cringes from my face
5. A DROP OF BLOOD what the actual ****
6. Malcolm's inexplicable Fan Favorite status despite being a plain ****ing jane frat boy, alongside with his TERRIBLE acting and a random teenybopper being awkwardly interviewed as to why people love him for some reason
6. HEY ANDREA WHY DO YOU LET BOYS RUIN YOUR GAME like what the actual ****
7. The fact that only SEVEN of the ****ing twenty people were talked to all damn night
8. MALCOLM ROBBING BRENDA OF SPRINT PLAYER OF THE SEASON BY ONE ****ING PERCENT
9. BLOOD VERSUS ****ING WATER CANNOT BE THE ACTUAL TITLE

[Macie Lightfoot]

I really wish I could've gotten that hour of my life back.

Also, Survivor: Blood vs. Water just makes me reaffirm that I'm doing the right thing by not letting anyone in real life know that I watch this piece of **** show

[reece(:]

So much time for wasted on BR, Phillip, Rudy Bosch and random kiddie fangirls. I mean come on, honestly.