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Oh for god sake. Am I dealing with a bunch of amateurs? Have you never hired a stripper before?
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A slut with a mouth on it, thats all we need. Just get your clothes off and leave
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PMSL Davie!!
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#105 | ||
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Oh a yes we have hired a stripper before, she cancelled, so we had to call you.
So do what were paying you for
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Ok, if that's how you want it. Rude boys!
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No private dance for you later Mr Rocks
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
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#109 | ||
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Prick teasing bugger.
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And shes unfunny..adds to list! |
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#111 | ||
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*Runs across the room and does a cartwheel*
Gimme a D Gimme an A Gimme an NWho wants to see some flesh? |
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*sings* Oh baby you want me? Oh baby you want me? Well you can get this lapdance here for free *sings*
(although technically it's not free, since Mr Rocks already paid) |
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#113 | ||
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Why are we waiting? Haha of course we do.
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#114 | ||
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*walks over to the groom-to-be and shakes my ta-ta's (not the pompoms)
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*starts chant Get them out!*
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#117 | ||
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*pulls cheerleader top over my head*
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#118 | ||
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I'm not melting
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#119 | ||
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*Sits on Dan's lap
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#120 | ||
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*Removes Bra
Melting yet? |
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#121 | ||
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*imagines it's Kristina off dancing on ice*
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#122 | ||
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You can imagine anyone you want. It's your virtual stripper.
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#123 | ||
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Well that's alright then.
No, that's not a gun in my pocket before anyone asks. |
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Pocket Rocket?
Anyway, moving on. |
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