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Old 10-02-2007, 07:05 PM #1
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Great. But Markie you know that west end flat... it's now mine:evil:
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You have to bring up the baby in Wales.
That's my London flat.
Who said that?
My parents wont even speek o me anymore...

Ohh it can be like the movie 'The Break up'
Your living with me, sweetie. North London it is!
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*creeps into the courtroom with medical records of Zachary*

Judge I think you'll find that Zachary has a sperm count lower the current temperature in Iceland and thus unable to conceive this child.
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Great. But Markie you know that west end flat... it's now mine:evil:
*snatches keys off Markie*
You have to bring up the baby in Wales.
That's my London flat.
Who said that?
My parents wont even speek o me anymore...

Ohh it can be like the movie 'The Break up'
Your living with me, sweetie. North London it is!
But I payed halfs for that flat
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*creeps into the courtroom with medical records of Zachary*

Judge I think you'll find that Zachary has a sperm count lower the current temperature in Iceland and thus unable to conceive this child.
YES!! Thanks Dan
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*creeps into the courtroom with medical records of Zachary*

Judge I think you'll find that Zachary has a sperm count lower the current temperature in Iceland and thus unable to conceive this child.
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*creeps into the courtroom with medical records of Zachary*

Judge I think you'll find that Zachary has a sperm count lower the current temperature in Iceland and thus unable to conceive this child.
YES!! Thanks Dan
Dr.Ferns is happy to be of assistance.

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Take that Markie. It now proves that you are Chardonnay's daddy
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*creeps into the courtroom with medical records of Zachary*

Judge I think you'll find that Zachary has a sperm count lower the current temperature in Iceland and thus unable to conceive this child.
How do you know about Zachs sperm?

Anyway, me and my client have officially left this courtroom.

Courtcase = Over.
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Judge I think you'll find that Zachary has a sperm count lower the current temperature in Iceland and thus unable to conceive this child.
That's ABSURD!!! My sperm count is fine!!
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It can't be over. We have new evidence
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*creeps into the courtroom with medical records of Zachary*

Judge I think you'll find that Zachary has a sperm count lower the current temperature in Iceland and thus unable to conceive this child.
How do you know about Zachs sperm?

Anyway, me and my client have officially left this courtroom.

Courtcase = Over.
I'm a doctor and he came to me so to speak with this problem so I refered him to doctor love and he informed me of his sperm count.

I'm far better than Dr.Nick Rivera.
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*creeps into the courtroom with medical records of Zachary*

Judge I think you'll find that Zachary has a sperm count lower the current temperature in Iceland and thus unable to conceive this child.
How do you know about Zachs sperm?

Anyway, me and my client have officially left this courtroom.

Courtcase = Over.
I'm a doctor and he came to me so to speak with this problem so I refered him to doctor love and he informed me of his sperm count.

I'm far better than Dr.Nick Rivera.
Everyone is better than Dr Nick!!!

My sperm count in perfect!! You must have the wrong person..sorry....i know that baby is mine!!

I'll be wearing a Spiderman costume 2moro and climb up some buliding if I dont get my baby!!
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*creeps into the courtroom with medical records of Zachary*

Judge I think you'll find that Zachary has a sperm count lower the current temperature in Iceland and thus unable to conceive this child.
That's ABSURD!!! My sperm count is fine!!
Your medical records suggest otherwise.I can book you in with no sperm anonymous.The first step to recovery is admitting to your problem.
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Your not kidnapping my baby Zac
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Of course not, darling. All I want is you and my our baby to be together....like a real family!
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This man is clearly a fraud.He is only trying to claim to be the father as a way of selling on the baby to tibb's newest couple Sol and Ella(Solla)
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Of course not, darling. All I want is you and my our baby to be together....like a real family!
But it would be impossible to be Chardonnay's daddy with your low sperm count
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This man is clearly a fraud.He is only trying to claim to be the father as a way of selling on the baby to tibb's newest couple Sol and Ella(Solla)
Nobody is selling my Chardonnay
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Objection...that is a false claim, sir!!
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Your not kidnapping my baby Zac
Of course not, darling. All I want is you and my our baby to be together....like a real family!
But it would be impossible to be Chardonnay's daddy with your low sperm count
Even if it is low (WHICH IT DEF. ISNT) it only takes one sperm to make a baby
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Your not kidnapping my baby Zac
Of course not, darling. All I want is you and my our baby to be together....like a real family!
But it would be impossible to be Chardonnay's daddy with your low sperm count
Even if it is low (WHICH IT DEF. ISNT) it only takes one sperm to make a baby
I'd like to remind you that Sophie is underage and by claiming to have had sex with her you're breaking the law.End this absurd claim now sonny or you'll be doing time.
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HAHA I never thought of that!!
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Your not kidnapping my baby Zac
Of course not, darling. All I want is you and my our baby to be together....like a real family!
But it would be impossible to be Chardonnay's daddy with your low sperm count
Even if it is low (WHICH IT DEF. ISNT) it only takes one sperm to make a baby
I'd like to remind you that Sophie is underage and by claiming to have had sex with her you're breaking the law.End this absurd claim now sonny or you'll be doing time.
OK, the truth is that..........Sophie raped me
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WTF.. How can a girl rape a boy
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