[Kristen]

When the housemates woke up they found a piece of paper.
Charlotte read it: “Housemates get your dancing shoes on and get ready to boogy. Today you will be assigned a piece of music and when it is played you will have to get up on the stage and strut your stuff.”
Dane asked before seeing the stage: “What stage?”
Nathan chose Punk; Beverley chose hip hop; Stephanie chose disco; Anne-Marie will do the waltz; Veri got salsa; Dianne is happy to do robotics; Justin will be attempting country and western; Dane will be doing rock and roll; Anne-Marie is more than happy to be doing bump and grind; Cat will be trying her hand at ballet while Joseph will be tapping his troubles away; Madeline will be dancing to classical; Charlotte will be dancing to folk music; and Gemma will be belly dancing.

“Fo shizzle ma nizzle,” Beverley said as she emerged in a baggy velour tracksuit and plenty of bling.
“Someone dropped in from the hood,” Stephanie laughed.
“Keep it real,” Charlotte said while putting on her baggy tunic.
Some of the other outfits included a saucy glittering sequined number for belly-dancer-to-be Gemma; a school uniform that wouldn’t have looked astray on an ACDC member for Dane; while Justin was attired in a cowboy hat and leather chaps.
“Eat your heart out Heath and Jake,” Stephanie said as Justin showed off his cowboy clothes.
“Brokeback mountain here I come,” Anne-Marie laughed.

‘Burn Baby Burn’ was played over the intercom and Stephanie rushed to the stage.
“You were born to dance,” Charlotte laughed.
At the end of her routine Stephanie said: “That was amazing, I havent heard music since coming in!”

‘Drop it Like it’s Hot’ was then played and Beverley rushed out and as she was dancing Anne-Marie then came on stage and started dirty dancing with her.

All of the housemates had danced excpet Gemma. When the song, ‘Kiss Kiss’, came on she went over to the dancefloor and started bellydancing. Everyone expect Dianne and Veri danced and laughed.

When Gemma had finished Big Brother said over the intercom: “Housemates you have passed the dancing mini-task. As a reward you will be able to enjoy a takeaway dinner. However as Anne-Marie and Beverley danced together on the stage they will be preparing it.”
Beverley was shocked: “Oh fook off Big Bruv, c’mon I danced my a**e off out there!”
“Housemates,” Big Brother said, “will have a choice of three takeaways: hamburgers, pizza or nachos. Anne-Marie and Beverley will have to prepare one.”
“Okay I say pizza because it’s easiest to make,” Madeline said, “I feel so bad guys.”

While the housemates were enjoying beer in the lounge, courtesy of Big Brother, Anne-Marie and Beverley had just received the instructions and ingredients.
Beverley took one look at the instructions and asked Anne-Marie: “Okay do you know how to cook?”
“I’ve got better things to do,” Anne-Marie said, “than cook.”

Beverley and Anne-Marie had followed the instructions and had served the pizza.
“I spose the eviction will be soon,” Dane said.
“Well at least we ended it on a good note,” Dianne laughed, “but I think we should leave it on an even better note.”
Dianne threw a piece of pizza at Gemma hitting her on the face. Stephanie shrieked and then poured what was left of her beer on Dianne.
“*********g b***h,” Charlotte shouted.

Dianne had changed and now the housemates were once again on the sofa waiting for the eviction announcement.

The Eviction

Davina paused and then said: “You have been voting all week and it’s time now to reveal who you wanted to send home.”
Walking over to the huge plasma screen Davina then said: “House, this is Davina, you are live on Channel K please do not swear!”
The screen crossed to Dianne and the crowd began to boo.
“This week two housemates faced the public vote…
Dianne.”
The crowd booed and hissed.
“and Gemma.”
At the sound of her name there were cheers.
“The votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal that the first person to be evicted from the Big Brother house is…
DIANNE! You have 5 minutes to say your goodbyes I’m coming to get you!”

Dianne was shocked when her name was read out and looked at Veri.
“I thought you said I wasn’t up,” she whispered to Veri as she went to sit next to her.
“I love you too babe,” Veri said a lot louder hugging her, “just be strong, you’ll be okay.”
“Listen to me Veri, you told me I wasn’t up, you lied,” Dianne said.
“I didn’t lie,” Veri whispered, “I just used you.”
Veri walked with Dianne to the door.
“You’re a nasty piece of work,” she said to Veri.
“I love you too babe,” Veri said back.

The Eviction Interview - Dianne

Now it's that time of night where the evictee meets Davina.

Following her dramatic eviction from the House, Dianne sits down with Davina to reveal all about venomous Veri...

Davina: What's it like to be out?

Dianne Scary. A bit surreal, tonight was weird,

Davina: Are you gutted about Veri?

Dianne: I trusted her so yes.

Davina: Why did you hate Gemma so much?

Dianne: I never hated her…it was just I felt I owed it to Veri to be nasty to her seeing as though she had saved me from eviction.

Davina: What are you going to say to Veri when she gets out?

Dianne: I’m gonna have words and it aint gonna be pretty.

Davina: You were close to Madeline and Stephanie in week 1 but you grew apart. What’s your opinion of them?

Dianne: I like Madeline…but Stephanie is false.

Davina: Who do you think nominated you?

Dianne: Charlotte, Stephanie..maybe even Veri.

*Davina shows clips of Charlotte, Gemma, Justin, Joseph, Madeline, and Stephanie nominating him*

Davina: How does that feel?

Dianne: Awful…

Davina: It’s not a nice feeling is it…

Dianne: I’m gutted Madeline nominated me.

Davina: Now you were quite cruel to Joseph even saying he had SARS. Why would you say something like that?

Dianne: Just being a b***h.

Davina: Who do you thinks going to be out next?

Dianne: Veri she’ll be up for sure…she’s not playing the game as well as she would like to think.

Davina: Who do you thinks gonna win?

Dianne: Veri

*Crowd boos*

Dianne: *Laughs* I’m joking…but I have no idea who will win.

Davina: What did you learn about yourself?

Dianne: Don’t trust Veri.

Davina: Any regrets?

Dianne: Trusting Veri, not being such a b***h. I could write a freakin’ list

Davina: Dianne you’ve been like, a totally cool housemate. Here are your best bits!

*Dianne and crowd laugh*

Best Bits Music – Glamourous by Fergie

[Kristen]

“Thank the heavens,” Cat said as she awoke.
“Now we’ve got through the good, the bad and Dianne and now we can do anything,” Charlotte said getting up.
“We must be up early,” Cat said as they walked outside.
When they walked through the lounge they saw the couches were gone and in their place instead were chairs and desks.
Just then they heard over the loudspeaker ‘Welcome to Big Brother High, classes begin in an hour, could one housemate please come to the Diary Room.’
“Cat, you go,” Charlotte told her.

Cat went to the diary room where she found a box and a sheet of paper. She opened the box and found a school uniforum complete with shirt, tie and blazer. The girls would wear skirts and the boys would wear pants. On the pocket of the blazer was a crest with the Big Brother eye.

Cat left the diary room and found everyone in the lounge.
“Students,” she read off the sheet, “welcome to Big Brother High. This week you will have your knowledge off Big Brother history and mathematics extended. You are allowed two fails per day and if you pass the task you will win a luxury shopping budget.”
Big Brother then said over the intercom: “could all housemates please take their seats.”
“I never went to a public school,” Luke said, “so this is exciting.”
“You get the same education no matter what fee you pay, it’s just a nicer uniform,” Nathan said.
“Todays first lesson,” Big Brother said, “will be history. If you want to answer a question raise your hand.”
Big Brother paused and then said: “Who was the first ever Big Brother evictee?”
Stephanie shrieked and raised her hand: “Sada, I remember she looked just like my local librarian.”
“Do you have her number,” Dane asked, “Sada was fit.”
Big Brother then asked the next question: “what charity was the first Celebrity Big Brother held for?”
“Comedy Relief,” Nathan shouted.
“Nathan, go to the diary room, you did not put your hand up,” Big Brother said.
“Ooooh,” the other housemates cooed, “naughty!”
In the diary room Nathan found the dunces cap. He put it on and walked outside.
“Thank you Nathan, now stand in the corner,” Big Brother then commanded.
Big Brother then continued the quiz: “in Big Brother 3 Lynee was the first housemate evicted but who did the public decide to be up with her.”
Charlotte put her hand up: “Was it Sandy?”
“Incorrect,” Big Brother said.
Cat put her hand up and said: “It was Jade!”
“Nerd,” Charlotte whispered, “I’ll get ya at lunch.”
Cat and Charlotte laughed and Big Brother continued: “Which housemate went to Africa in the fourth series?”
Stephanie put her hand up: “Erm, the tickle bloke?”
“Incorrect,” Big Brother said, “his name was Jon Tickle.”
“Stephanie then said: “c’mon I was close.”
“Would Stephanie please take the dunce cap from Nathan and put it on as a punishment for answering back,” Big Brother said.
“Which housemate, who hadn’t voluntairily left or been ejected, had the shortest stay in the Big Brother house,” Big Brother aked.
Nathan put his hand up: “Jonathon.”
“The last question on the history quiz is,” Big Brother said, “name the last seven runners up.”
Beverley put her hand up: “ohmygod, erm, Craig, no wait he won, erm Anna, Helen, Jonny, Steph, wait no it was Ray, then Jason, oooh he was fit, Eugene and…Glyn.”
Beverley clapped her hands as Big Brother told her she was right.”
Big Brother then said over the intercom: “because of the school task this weeks nominations will take place tommorow.”

[Kristen]

I don't want to be the big bad wolf here but part of what made writing this so rewarding was hearing peoples comments on episodes and what they thought.
Recently people have not been leaving any comments and if you're not watching anymore I'm not asking you to but if you do read an ep could you please let me know your thoughts and what you liked.
Please don't think I'm being mean,
xxx

[*M*a*TT*H*ew*]

Sorry for not commenting yesterday. I got banned from my computer by my mum!

[Kristen]

Originally posted by *M*a*TT*H*ew*
Sorry for not commenting yesterday. I got banned from my computer by my mum!

Awwww
That brings back memories of my childhood.

[xPrInCeSs-MaYx]

sorry about that ive been really busy lately - but another great episode!! maybe this should take BB8's place! lol

[Lisa92]

Aawww it FAB !!! welll done babe xxxxx

[*M*a*TT*H*ew*]

Can't wait for next highlights.

[Kristen]

It was nominations day in the house and Veri was in the diary room.
“I swear if any of these *******s nominate me,” she spat, “I’ll ****** them up!”

As part of the school task today’s subject would be Art.
“Could one housemate come to the diary room,” Madeline read off the sheet they had received from Big Brother.
Outside there was a big table, paint brushes and paper to paint on.
Nathan went to the diary room and collected the smocks to wear.
The housemates were told to paint what they would like to achieve from the Big Brother experience.
“A hunky bloke, lot’s of cash, fame,” Stephanie said, “a roll in a Hollywood film…I’m not fussy.”
“Man, I can’t be ********d,” Justin said.
Madeline flicked Justin with her paintbrush when he wasn’t looking. The girls giggled.
Justin yelled: “Who *********g did that?”
He turned around and saw Stephanie laughing.
Justin yelled at Stephanie: “Why the ****** would you do something like that?”
“You must be crazy,” Charlotte yelled, “who would react like that. You’ve made us fail every task you’ve done with us. If you want to stay here then you’ve got to learn to work as a team!”
“Oh, shut up b*****s,” Justin yelled leaving the house.
Beverley exploded with anger: “don’t fookin’ call them fookin’ b*****s! Fook you, you fookin’ b*****d!”
Justin then said: “Man…”
“I’m not a fookin’ man for the last fookin’ time,” Beverley said.
Veri then picked the paint up and threw it at Justin but before he could reply Big Brother said: “could Madeline, Justin and Veri please come to the Diary Room?”

The three cleaned up and went into the Diary Room.
Big Brother said: “All three of you broke a fundamental rule of Big Brother, you could have harmed each other with that paint, as punishment you will all face the public vote. Today’s nominations will be cancelled.”

The news had travelled around the house.
“I’m still glad I did it,” Madeline laughed, “it was *********g funny!”
“Veri’s a legend,” Stephanie said, “that took guts.”
Gemma had begun to distance from the group and was now spending more time with Beverley and Anne-Marie.
“I actually don’t mind Veri now,” Charlotte said.
As leader of the group they all agreed.

Veri had waited until the Diary Room to unleash her anger.
“******, ******, ******, ******, ******, ******, ******, ******, ******,!”
She gasped and then said: “I do what I think will make me popular by throwing the paint…and what *********g happens?! I end up nominated!”


To evict Justin U2U me JUSTIN
To evict Madeline U2U me MADELINE
To evict Veri U2U me VERI

PS- Thanks guys

[*M*a*TT*H*ew*]

Madeline, Justine and Veri now face eviction! Can we vote?

[Kristen]

Originally posted by *M*a*TT*H*ew*
Madeline, Justine and Veri now face eviction! Can we vote?

Yep sure

[Kristen]

Just a reminder that the lines will close Friday 5pm and the live eviction will be at 10.30pm that night.

[*M*a*TT*H*ew*]

Friday at 5pm. In my calendar lol.

[Kristen]

Originally posted by *M*a*TT*H*ew*
Friday at 5pm. In my calendar lol.

The eviction is at 10.30pm.
Hope you can make it I know it's a bit late.

[Kristen]

After being awoken to the sound of a school bell Luke, Gemma, Anne-Marie and Beverley had all snuggled up and were having a chat.
Anne-Marie asked: “Have you ever had a boyfriend with a really annoying habit?”
“BO,” Beverley said, “he absolutely stank. One day I told him:’ p**s off you smell!’, I can really be awful sometimes.”
They all laughed and then Anne-Marie said: “I had a boyfriend who had a moustache like pubes. It was disgusting! I told him: ‘listen, it’s you or the moustache!”
“Ohmygod I never get put off by annoying habits if the guy is like, fit,” Luke said.
“I just don’t like guys that don’t appreciate fashion,” Gemma said, “like I have a pretty good bag collection and he goes: ‘why do you need all those *********g bags.’ I ended it there and then.”

Today the housemates would be doing Creative Writing. They would be writing a story on where abouts they will finish on Big Brother.
“This is a game show,” Stephanie read off her chalkboard, “and the aim of game shows is to win so I guess I’d like to win but if I don’t then I’m not bothered.”
“As long as I get a fit bloke,” Beverley read, “I’m happy.”
“I think I’ll probably get voted out the first chance the public get,” Joseph said, “my singing might get annoying.”
The rest of the housemates read out their speeches and only Nathan admitted he wanted to win.

Big Brother made an announcement later in the afternoon.
“Could one housemate please come to the Diary Room?”
Nathan went and found a sheet which he read to the housemates.
“On Thursday night you will be performing the Big Brother High’s Production. Today you will be working on the script and tomorrow there will be auditions.”
“Exciting,” Stephanie said, “I’ll be in my trailer if anybody wants me!”
Everyone laughed.
“I want to sing in it,” Joseph said and began to sing ‘A Whole New World’.
“Once again with the high vibrato,” Charlotte said.
Big Brother had supplied the housemates with a computer complete with only one programme: Microsoft Word.
“I wanna surf the net,” Charlotte said, “find out if I’m loved.”
Stephanie had the idea of calling the play, ‘A Cracked Fairytale’, and most of the house agreed.
“That’s a good idea,” Nathan said, “but we all should agree. I’m Polish maybe we could call it the Polish word for Fairytale…what’s it called?”
“No idea,” Charlotte said, “now what’s the story gonna be about?”
Nathan then said: “How about a modern day Cinderella? Except instead of losing a shoe she loses her pair of skate shoes. Is everyone okay with that...good? Okay, we’ll do that.”
Everyone had gone with Nathan’s idea and had started writing the script.

Charlotte, Stephanie, Cat, Madeline and Joseph were all in the bathroom.
“No offence but we should all agree,” Stephanie said mimicking Nathan.
“He can ****** off,” Charlotte said, “the only reason I didn’t say something was because I didn’t want to fail. This is going to be horrible!”

[Kristen]

I have decided I am not going to be writing MBB anymore as I will be using these characters and ideas for a novel I hope to get published.
It will be a bit different from this but make sure you look out for it!
Sorry guys