[Princess]

Love it!!! Lol at the random noises bit and :O and the nominations bit. Will K+ when my time is up.

[Shaun]

yay laura ily.

[Z]

Keebleshnee indeed. I just plussed Mrluvaluva's karma, I'll + you tomorrow! Great stuff

[hannah.]

Hannah: Who would your dream celebrity date be?
Laura [S]: Oooh...Zac Efron.
Conor: Oh my God yeah!
Hannah: I think he's too pretty. Do you know Jeff Leach?


HAHAHAHA
i love you
so much

put jeff in there for a task or something

[Shaun]

I had to slip him in somehow

I'll get working on the first eviction tonight

[Billy]

LOL this is great!

[Captain.Remy]

I'm loving it, still brilliant. Well done guys !

[Shaun]

After the next show [first eviction], I'll be posting this in weekly segments. It's too time-consuming otherwise and I don't want to do this again 13 more times

[Z]

Originally posted by Shaun
After the next show [first eviction], I'll be posting this in weekly segments. It's too time-consuming otherwise and I don't want to do this again 13 more times

What! No! We demand daily updates!



Weekly segments is coooool!

[Shaun]

greg **** i'm not writing 13 weeks worth of daily updates

[Z]

Originally posted by Shaun
greg **** i'm not writing 13 weeks worth of daily updates

If Big Brother can do it, you can do it! I bet this gets more views than the real BB any day...

[Captain.Remy]

Say wut Shaun ?
How is it going to work anyway ? Like 7 days in one post ?

[Shaun]

SiaBB

Highlights Show #7 & Eviction #1 - Friday (Thursday's events)
Credits roll.

Davina: Hello and welcome to Big Brother! Wow, what a week. We've had backstabbing, arguments, lesbian snogs, roller-skating, birthdays, secret missions and even a dollop of nipple biting! But for one unlucky Housemate, Summer is about to be very shortlived indeed. But who do you want out? To evict HANNAH, dial 09016 203iu39028i309032.

The crowd is mixed, with the boos slightly louder.

Davina: To evict JEN, dial 09016 20330208320984902298.

The crowd cheers her, with a few girls booing.

Davina: To evict PAUL, dial 09016 292389829829372082

Heavy boos are heard from the crowd

Davina: And to evict SHAUN, dial 09016 23082930329383!

The crowd cheer, and begin chanting GET PAUL OUT

Davina: Now onto our first helping of Thursday's highlights, and the dust has just settled after Paul and Linda's argument...

10:03am. In the main bedroom, Linda, Annie, Shaun, Greg, Laura [P] and Conor are waking up.

Linda: Just one more day of that ****.
Annie: God I hope so.
Conor: If he doesn't go, I'm going to scream.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Can Conor and Laura [P] come to the Diary Room.

Laura [P]: Oh no!
Shaun: What've you done?
Conor: We were discussing nominations...
Annie: ****...
They go to the Diary Room.

Laura [P]: Hello Big Brother...
Big Brother: Conor and Laura. Are you aware of the rule regarding nominations in the Big Brother House?
Conor: Yeah..
Big Brother: Yesterday, at 12:06pm, Laura, you said, in a conversation with Laura, Ross and Conor about Paul, "I don't feel bad nominating him now." Conor you then said "nor me."
Laura [P]: I'm so sorry!
Big Brother: Conor and Laura, you will be banned from nominating next week for this rule break. In addition, you must now go to a bedroom and confiscate two Housemates' items of clothing without letting them know.
Conor: What!? I'll definitely be up now!
Laura [P]: I don't want to steal their things...they hate us enough as it is!
Big Brother: The Diary Room is now open.
They leave and begin whispering.
Conor: We could agree on Paul I guess...
Laura [P]: I suppose. The guys won't miss their clothes as much, surely?
Conor: Yeah. Paul and...Ross?
Laura [P]: Fine by me! Let's go.
They walk hurriedly to the outside bedroom and find Rémy, Ama, Hannah and Jen inside. Conor begins rummaging in Paul's suitcase and finds a jacket, whilst Laura grabs a pair of jeans from Ross' drawer.
AMA: What the-!?
Conor: Don't ask. Don't tell either!
Hannah: Don't take my things!
Laura [P]: We aren't, just theirs.
They rush to the Diary Room.

12:34pm. Ross is in the bedroom, getting dressed. Jen, Laura [S] and Rémy are still in the bedroom.
Ross: Where are my jeans?
Laura [S]: Huh?
Ross: My jeans! They were in here.
Rémy: Can't you wear another pair?
Ross: Yeah but I want to know where they've gone!
He walks off into the living room wearing only boxers. A group of Housemates are having a conversation about television.
Ross: Who's taken my jeans?
Linda: You what?
Laura [P]: What jeans?
Ross: A pair of my jeans have gone missing.
Lauren: Maybe Big Brother did it!
Conor: Oh my God, I hope they haven't taken any of my stuff.
He rushes off to the bedroom, with Laura and Linda following. Once they get in the bedroom, Laura and Conor burst into laughter.
Linda: What's so funny?
Conor: We did it!
Linda: That's a bit...shitty.
Laura [P]: No we had to! Big Brother made us as punishment for discussing nominations.
Linda: Aaaaaah. And you can't be caught?
Conor: Yeah.

[hannah.]

CLIFFHANGER

[Shaun]

SiaBB

The highlights fade and Davina is stood on-stage.
Davina: Those little blighters. See you in three. Crowd cheer.
Adverts...
The titles roll again.
Davina: Welcome back! All week, Hannah, Jen, Paul and Shaun have been put to the public vote by the three mutes. But who do you want to be the dreaded first evictee?
She gives the numbers again.
Davina: The lines close in 15 minutes. Now, back to yesterday - how long will Laura and Conor's little game last? Oh and keep your eyes peeled for a fantastic Shirley Bassey impression.

12:49pm. Ross is still confronting about the House about his missing jeans. Paul enters the living room from outside.
WATERS: One of my jackets is missing.
Annie: Have either of you broken any rules or anything?
Ross: No!
WATERS: Of course not.
Greg: Maybe they're just trying to wind us up.
Laura [S]: Yeah...but none of my stuff's gone though.
Linda: I dunno. Stealing something from everyone would be obvious.
Hannah: I think it was someone in the House.
Jen: Really?
WATERS: If it ****ing is, I want my jacket back now.
Ross: Same.
They walk out back to the bedroom, before Laura and Conor burst out laughing.
Shaun: What's so funny?
Conor: Just...just how they're overreacting.
Laura [P]: Yeah...

1:34pm. Hannah, Jen, Shaun and Greg are in the garden sunbathing.

Shaun: I reckon it was Conor who did it.
Hannah: I know it's him who did it, him and Laura.
Greg: What? Why?
Hannah: They had to, Big Brother made them. But Paul and Ross can't know it was them apparently.
Jen: Oh my God!
Shaun: That's nasty.
Hannah: Meh, if it makes Paul an argumentative asshole, it gets him evicted, I'm not complaining.
Shaun: True...

2:55pm. Annie, Ama and Linda are in the living room. The others are outside sunbathing.

Linda: The people in this House are way too young.
AMA: Yeah, they're rather immature as a whole. And it's not an age thing, because Annie here's as mature as they come.
Annie: You're too kind.
Linda: Aye, I just hope this doesn't become a split.
Annie: You've got quite a few friends in here haven't you?
Linda: I get on with a few I suppose.
AMA: Hmm, I need to find some alliances really, because I get the feeling Paul's a goner.

4:08pm. Rémy comes to the Diary Room.

Rémy: Hello Big Brother.
Big Brother: Hello Rémy. How are you today?
Rémy: A little down to be honest. The House is always arguing and bitching and it is very boring. Like Paul is really rude sometimes and then Conor can be really dramatic. It's just very pointless and they are doing themselves no favours. And another thing, about Lauren? She doesn't have very good hygiene. She needs to wash her hair.
Big Brother: Is that all, Rémy?
Rémy: Yes.

The camera cuts to Davina who gives us the phone numbers one more time, before cutting to breaks.

[hannah.]

shaun i love this so much, i dont think you realise

I NEED MORE AIRTIME HOWEVER

[Shaun]

SiaBB

Davina: Welcome back! The phone lines are now closed and I'll be talking to the House...after these little doses. Now, are the cameras steaming up or is it just me?

6:56pm. Greg and Jen are in the jacuzzi.

Greg: If I take off my shorts will you?
Jen: ...maybe.
He does, and she begins laughing.
Greg: Your turn!
Jen: Oh God...okay, but not my bra.
Greg: How is that any better!?
Jen: Ssh!

In the living room, Annie, Linda, Shaun, Conor, the Lauras and Ross are eating dinner.

Annie: A toast!
Conor: Uh to what?
Annie: To the House! And to the nominees.
Shaun: I'm welling up here.
Linda: Not all of the nominees though.
Ross: Where are the others?
Linda: Bedroom, garden, I dunno.

Back to the jacuzzi and the pair are close. They begin kissing for a few minutes, before breaking up as Hannah comes out of the bedroom.

8:59pm. Hannah, Ross and Paul are in the Diary Room.

Ross: Hello!
Hannah: Big Brother we want booze!
WATERS: Make it snappy!
Ross: And where the **** are my clothes?
WATERS: Mine too!
Big Brother: Ross and Paul, Big Brother has not taken your clothes.
WATERS: Bullshit.
Hannah: What about alcohol?
Big Brother: Big Brother will not be providing Housemates with alcohol this evening, Hannah.
Hannah: ****s sake!
They leave and enter the living room, where Lauren, Shaun, Linda, Ama, Conor, Laura [S] and Rémy are sat.
WATERS: So basically someone in here's taken our clothes.
AMA: How do you know?
Ross: Big Brother just said.
Laura [S]: Weird...
WATERS: No, not weird. ****ing annoying.

11:14pm. In the main bedroom, Annie, Linda, Shaun and Laura [P] are sleeping. Greg and Jen are still in the jacuzzi.

Jen: I think it's time to get out now.
Greg: Hmm, can you pass me my shorts?
Jen: Embarrassed?
She does it, and they head off to the bedroom together.
Jen: Night everyone!
They climb into the double bed and kissing noises are heard.

Davina: Oh my days! Well I'm now in the eviction studio, and I'm now going to talk to the House. Big Brother House, this is Davina. You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear.
Laura [S]: Aaaah oh my god!
Jen: Hold my hand! Hannah!
Shaun: ****.
AMA: Good luck everyone!
Davina: Hannah, Jen, Paul and Shaun. The voting lines are now closed and I can now reveal that the first Housemate to be evicted from the Big Brother House is...

[Ross]

Love it! +K

[LemonJam]

[hannah.]

OH DEEAR

[Shaun]

SiaBB

Davina: ...PAUL!
Annie: Oh my God!
Jen: Oh no!
Conor: Thank the lord...
Linda: Amen.
WATERS: Aaah shut up you gays.
Shaun: Oh my...
Davina: Paul, you have half an hour to say your goodbyes.

[LIVE]

AMA: Wow...
Annie: I can't say I'll miss you, Paul.
WATERS: Feeling's mutual.
Hannah: Guys just be civil for now OK?
Conor: What's the point? He'll just spend all week ripping us in the tabloids.
WATERS: Well I'm not going to praise you.

Credits roll.

[BIG GAP OF 8 OUT OF 10 CATS.]

Davina: Welcome back to Big Brother! Earlier you decided to evict Paul with 56% of the overall vote. I'm now going to speak to the House. Big Brother House, this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4. Please do not swear. Paul - you have 30 seconds to say your goodbyes, I'm coming to get you!

WATERS: ****!
Lauren: Byeee!
He begins hugging several of the girls and Ama, distancing himself from the others. He rushes up the stairs and waves back briefly.
Laura [S]: Are they booing!?
WATERS: Yeah!
Laura [S]: Good!
She shuts the door.
The main doors open to a sea of boos and some screams here and there. Paul walks down the stairs waving confidently and posing for photographs. He heads down the walkway with Davina towards the Interview Studio.

[hannah.]

thank goodness

[Shaun]

thanks Ross

[hannah.]

do we get an interview?

[Shaun]

oh no, i cba with that. I might interview evictees if they ask for one though.