[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Saving Rachel because *insert link to Macie's Rationale of Rachel Rice thread*

Simon Gross



Liz from Hotel

Simon entered the house shrieking the single most grating catchphrase "SHOOOWBIZZZZ!" down everyone's ear canals and then he was evicted on launch night over the black lesbian with no interview and only a twenty-second best bits. I wish I could just end it there because what a bullet we all thought we dodged with this scrotum. Then #4IN4OUT had to happen and brought him back two weeks later, which was not only annoying because it's Simon, but the actual twist of evicting someone on launch night (a twist that was speculated for years) was pretty fitting for Timebomb and they pretty much wasted it.

One major thing that annoyed me about Simon was when he dropped Eileen like a cold bag of sick and joined in with the "she is too old to be here!!! she has had her life" mentality despite being, what, a mere few years younger than her and having a tantrum about how the yoofs have no respect for the older housemates just a few moments earlier. Anyway, he ended up being evicted over bloody Jack, at a time when Jack was at his most hated and if that isn't confirmation that Simon sucks, idk what is.

Oh and he had his own chat show which flopped and he was recently on X Factor, so he still continues to plague our TV screens. No, but seriously, he's such a fame-hungry caricature and it's pretty embarrassing for someone who's 60. Get a job.

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[Shaun]

Just waiting on Lucas, Jake and Cal now xo

[Jake.]

I've done mine!

[Shaun]

I did think it odd, the idea of "waiting on you"

Just Lucas and Cal, then, and Cal, you're up to nominate. I've updated the lineup pics

[Shaun]

Ahem!

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Save Jason cut Jale

I'd rim Jason like Dan did tbf, well 2004 Jason anyway.



Jale's VT hyped her up to be this dynamite woman ready to tackle the world, boasting about her dryness and how she will say it how it is and won't be afraid to say it, the general facebook forum also applauded her at first because she had a relatively normal job in a house full of actors and models, she was dead normal. But as soon as she got into the house, she turned into a pathetic shell of herself, allowing herself to be walked all over by Helen on a regular basis and yet still backed her at every single opportunity she could get to try and fit in with the rest of the housemates so she wouldn't be on the outside, despite them not giving a toss about her in the slightest, so why she bothered is a mystery.

A damp squid of a housemate, a flop, and a killer nominee who could only get public backing for all of about 14 seconds, her time in this game, has come to an end.

[Cal.]

Carole Vincent



Carole was a hilarious entity. At first, she was the fun loving older woman who was down with the kids and was all good fun (although she did present some quite concerning behaviour from day one over her obsession with the kitchen and food leading to 'Excuse me um thingy, Carole, you don't stop going on I think I'm gonna' ) for the first few weeks until she descended into a horrible moody crying mess who guilt tripped everyone into doing the chores and I believe I read that (this was only apparent to live feed viewers and was not shown in the highlight shows from what I recall) that she hid the cooker clock so only she knew the time so the housemates had to come to her for the time and apparently they never challenged her on this because she said Big Brother had taped over the actual cooker clock and she'd managed to smuggle a watch in...all because she had night eating disorder and that's why they were always tired in that series because they were going bed at 3am thinking it were midnight and being woken up by Big Brother at 9. She also didn't behave particularly nicely towards Chanelle nor Nicky at some points because of the men but I loved her and she was in my favourite ever housemates at one point. Legend!

[Shaun]

Thank you sis, feel free to nominate whenever xo

[Jake.]

Omg @ hiding the clock

[Cal.]

My nominations are in, slags



Adam (BB13) - Becki (BB5) - Callum (BB14) - Charlie (BB14) - Chris (BB15) - Craig (BB1) - Darren (BB1) - Helen (BB2) - Issac (BB10)
Jason (BB5) - Jon (BB4) - Jonty (BB8) - Keeley (BB11) - Luke A (BB13) - Nush (BB4) - Scott (BB4) - Shell (BB5) - Susie (BB7)

[Shaun]

a genius power move

[Shaun]

Saved Adam bc he's the best BB13 male and certainly not going before Benedict. Probably the best C5 runner-up too!

121st: Keeley Johnson (BB11)


I've evicted Keeley because I remember nothing about her. This may coincide with the fact that I stopped watching BB11 after, like, Week 4, but still. How do I stretch 100 words out of this one? Do I mention the injury? That would seem unfair. She won a tribunal against production for that you know!

She told the newspaper: “I expected to do daft tasks on the show, but I also expected to be taken care of. It’s taken years, but I’m glad to see justice at last."

You expected to be taken care of in that series!? You poor, sweet naive girl. Anyway her stay in this game is long past its welcome and it's time we flushed her like a spider down the ba-oh no too soon?

[Black Dagger]

Save Jason
Axe Callum

[Jake.]

Save susie, cut Luk A

[Jason.]

Save Shell, axe Chris

Might as well get my final pass out of the way too and use it on Becki as she's going to be nominated every bloody round now

[Jake.]

*Luke

[Black Dagger]

I will replace Jason with Adjoa as well k thanks x

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Save Shell, axe Chris

Might as well get my final pass out of the way too and use it on Becki as she's going to be nominated every bloody round now

You can only use a final pass on the HM you save (so do you want to use it on Shell or save it again?)

[Cal.]

STOP THIS you stupid cows you're making work for me

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

I will replace Jason with Adjoa as well k thanks x

you've just saved Jason

[Black Dagger]

oh lol I didn't realise how it worked.

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

You can only use a final pass on the HM you save (so do you want to use it on Shell or save it again?)

What a farce!

Eh, I'll just save and final pass Becki then to make the next few rounds a little less predictable.

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

What a farce!

Eh, I'll just save and final pass Becki then to make the next few rounds a little less predictable.

TOO LATE!

NOW clear OFF!

[Jason.]

Oh wait you can't do that either.

[Jason.]

Hmm I'll final pass Shell then!