[Cal.]

My nominations are in, slags



Adam (BB13) - Becki (BB5) - Callum (BB14) - Charlie (BB14) - Chris (BB15) - Craig (BB1) - Darren (BB1) - Helen (BB2) - Issac (BB10)
Jason (BB5) - Jon (BB4) - Jonty (BB8) - Keeley (BB11) - Luke A (BB13) - Nush (BB4) - Scott (BB4) - Shell (BB5) - Susie (BB7)

[Shaun]

Cal's nominations are in, slags



Adam (BB13) - Becki (BB5) - Callum (BB14) - Charlie (BB14) - Chris (BB15) - Craig (BB1) - Darren (BB1) - Helen (BB2) - Isaac (BB10)
Jason (BB5) - Jon (BB4) - Jonty (BB8) - Keeley (BB11) - Luke A (BB13) - Nush (BB4) - Scott (BB4) - Shell (BB5) - Susie (BB7)

So you don't have to keep updating, Cal

Shaun - Keeley - Adam
Lucas - Callum - Jason
Jason - Chris - Shell
Jake - Luke A - Susie
Rileyh - Charlie - Jon
Marc - Isaac - Craig
Robert. - Jonty - Darren
Macie - Becki - Nush

[Jason.]

Chris Wright



Ashleigh and Christopher have been cut, so it was only time Chris followed as he's inferior to both. Chris started off as a rootable presence in BB15, after power housemate Pauline took the fact he said he'd piss in the kitchen sink in his VT literally, which in turn led to the entire house hating him because Pauline did and I seem to recall him crying on his first night because nobody would share a bed with him. Anyway, that didn't really last long because Chris kind of turned into a prick once Pav entered and had this vendetta against him just because he was new. He even had the audacity to accuse him of "staring at Ashleigh" () which was ironic as Chris was infatuated with Ashleigh to the point he was dubbed as "Creepy Chris". It was only funny that he'd end up finishing in fifth place, having to leave the house with Pav and share an interview with him.

[Shaun]

a genius power move

[Shaun]

Saved Adam bc he's the best BB13 male and certainly not going before Benedict. Probably the best C5 runner-up too!

121st: Keeley Johnson (BB11)


I've evicted Keeley because I remember nothing about her. This may coincide with the fact that I stopped watching BB11 after, like, Week 4, but still. How do I stretch 100 words out of this one? Do I mention the injury? That would seem unfair. She won a tribunal against production for that you know!

She told the newspaper: “I expected to do daft tasks on the show, but I also expected to be taken care of. It’s taken years, but I’m glad to see justice at last."

You expected to be taken care of in that series!? You poor, sweet naive girl. Anyway her stay in this game is long past its welcome and it's time we flushed her like a spider down the ba-oh no too soon?

[Black Dagger]

Save Jason
Axe Callum

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Save Jason
Axe Callum

People actually pretend to like this nauseating, creepy ****er and it does my absolute tits in because the bloke makes me squirm with his one ****e catchphrase, the only time Charlie wanted to soar was on an airplane, far away from the silly little turd as possible, besides that he had this story arc where he pretended he slept with 100 women or whatever, it was a big number and everybody knew it was false, because for a start, look at the ****ing state of him, why bother pretending you've had anything other than your hand hun, sort it. Jackie Travers rightfully hated him and wanted her daughter to have nothing to do with him, probably because she knew he'd have been under her patio within 6 months. Get out of here pal, and 10 rounds too late at being gone too. Shoo, just absolutely bloody shoo, sick of you.

[Jake.]

Save susie, cut Luk A

[Jason.]

Save Shell, axe Chris

Might as well get my final pass out of the way too and use it on Becki as she's going to be nominated every bloody round now

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Save Shell, axe Chris

Might as well get my final pass out of the way too and use it on Becki as she's going to be nominated every bloody round now

You can only use a final pass on the HM you save (so do you want to use it on Shell or save it again?)

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

You can only use a final pass on the HM you save (so do you want to use it on Shell or save it again?)

What a farce!

Eh, I'll just save and final pass Becki then to make the next few rounds a little less predictable.

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

What a farce!

Eh, I'll just save and final pass Becki then to make the next few rounds a little less predictable.

TOO LATE!

NOW clear OFF!

[Jake.]

*Luke

[Black Dagger]

I will replace Jason with Adjoa as well k thanks x

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

I will replace Jason with Adjoa as well k thanks x

you've just saved Jason

[Cal.]

STOP THIS you stupid cows you're making work for me

[Black Dagger]

oh lol I didn't realise how it worked.

[Jason.]

Oh wait you can't do that either.

[Jason.]

Hmm I'll final pass Shell then!

[LemonJam]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Hmm I'll final pass Shell then!

God bless you

[Cal.]

Done.

[Cal.]

Oh thanks Shaun

[Jason.]

The rules of this game need re-evaluating in my onion

[Jake.]

Cal thinking he’s above everyone else by managing to compile his nominations by himself

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Jake.

Cal thinking he’s above everyone else by managing to compile his nominations by himself

Perhaps I just feel sorry for Shaun since the rest of you don't even have the decency to give him a write up every once in a while?