[Daniel-X]

Who's left for me I've been out all day?

[Black Dagger]

I wanted to drag Jack and Joe. Least somebody got rid I guess.

[Macie Lightfoot]

JESUS CHRIST @ the horror of these noms

cut Zoe save Adele

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212. Zoe Birkett (BB15) [I'll trust Shaun's judgment that she's 212]



I know some people are probably excited to see the back of Zoe because she's BORING (does this even mean anything since the word is used so haphazardly in modern day BBUK?) but I actually find her really ****ing annoying so I'm glad she's out! We all know the story, she was some singer who was on Pop Idol and she acted like she was an actual celebrity or something even though she used her talent to sing-narrate a Biannca lap dance (let's get Biannca out soon btw), and then she made a comment about how Tesco workers can't keep up with her ~glamorous lifestyle~ and her ~exciting stories~ I mean, the whole thing was blown out of proportion because this show has turned into a constant feedback loop where all of your character flaws are exploited to death, but Zoe was up her own ass and thought she was a hot shot so I didn't really care! And then she got evicted and everyone forgot that Zoe Birkett existed.

I'm saving Adele because she duh, it's Adele.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

JESUS CHRIST @ the horror of these noms

cut Zoe save Adele

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212. Zoe Birkett (BB15) [I'll trust Shaun's judgment that she's 212]



I know some people are probably excited to see the back of Zoe because she's BORING (does this even mean anything since the word is used so haphazardly in modern day BBUK?) but I actually find her really ****ing annoying so I'm glad she's out! We all know the story, she was some singer who was on Pop Idol and she acted like she was an actual celebrity or something even though she used her talent to sing-narrate a Biannca lap dance (let's get Biannca out soon btw), and then she made a comment about how Tesco workers can't keep up with her ~glamorous lifestyle~ and her ~exciting stories~ I mean, the whole thing was blown out of proportion because this show has turned into a constant feedback loop where all of your character flaws are exploited to death, but Zoe was up her own ass and thought she was a hot shot so I didn't really care! And then she got evicted and everyone forgot that Zoe Birkett existed.

I'm saving Adele because she duh, it's Adele.

k here's Zoe.

[Shaun]

who is left

[Shaun]

#211 - Jennifer Clark


She got her mitts on Dale the bitch who does she think she is-
OK no. Whiney Big Brother housemates usually constitute good viewing, at least in the public's minds - Nikki Grahame, Jade Goody (the first time around), Makosi all did very well despite having breakdowns at the drop of some Cherry Tango. But once the golden era of Big Brother died along with Ken Russell, so did our patience and every diva that has since stepped through those double doors has been at least semi-hated.

One of the sillier and more pathetic ones was Jennifer. Her stand-out moment being one where she cried because Rex put some food on a picture she painted of Stuart led to one of the more shocking nights in Big Brother history and whilst that could be construed as "making drama" and "stealing the show" ultimately all she did was cry and tell Rex to **** off. The cogs and wheels were put in place by Dale, Rex, Darnell, Dennis, Rebecca and Mohamed.

Aside from that night she shacked up in bed with Dale, wore a lot of make-up that didn't suit her and some RIDICULOUS BEADS, nominated literally the only good housemates available in the house at the time (Mario/Lisa/Rachel/Kat/Michael/Mo), and rightly had her ass handed to her in week three. What a waste of time.

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I'm using my final pass on Lauren so **** YOU

Save Mario, evict Isaac

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Shaun

#211 - Jennifer Clark


She got her mitts on Dale the bitch who does she think she is-
OK no. Whiney Big Brother housemates usually constitute good viewing, at least in the public's minds - Nikki Grahame, Jade Goody (the first time around), Makosi all did very well despite having breakdowns at the drop of some Cherry Tango. But once the golden era of Big Brother died along with Ken Russell, so did our patience and every diva that has since stepped through those double doors has been at least semi-hated.

One of the sillier and more pathetic ones was Jennifer. Her stand-out moment being one where she cried because Rex put some food on a picture she painted of Stuart led to one of the more shocking nights in Big Brother history and whilst that could be construed as "making drama" and "stealing the show" ultimately all she did was cry and tell Rex to **** off. The cogs and wheels were put in place by Dale, Rex, Darnell, Dennis, Rebecca and Mohamed.

Aside from that night she shacked up in bed with Dale, wore a lot of make-up that didn't suit her and some RIDICULOUS BEADS, nominated literally the only good housemates available in the house at the time (Mario/Lisa/Rachel/Kat/Michael/Mo), and rightly had her ass handed to her in week three. What a waste of time.

I save Rachael because Beyonce

there.

[Jack_]

Rachael and Isaac need saving

[Shaun]

oh mario's been saved

[Shaun]

save Rachael then I guess

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Shaun

save Rachael then I guess

[Shaun]

oh hang on Isaac can stay

I'll get rid of Jennifer instead

[Jake.]

yeah I kinda didn't understand the whole nom thing and ended up putting a few on the block who I actually like

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Jake.

yeah I kinda didn't understand the whole nom thing and ended up putting a few on the block who I actually like

(yeah basically I'm hoping one of these is Lauren)

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by MB.

(yeah basically I'm hoping one of these is Lauren)

Oh yeah, I don't know what I was doing tbh considering she's probably in my top 3 of BB13

[Shaun]

leaving Tom & Isaac for whoever hasn't voted yet

[Pete.]

Justice 4 Zoe

[Pete.]

Don't bring back my anger that Siavash wasn't removed for refusing to nominate

[Jack_]

'The height of my frustration with the nomination mess was when Big Brother decided to punish the housemates for Siavash refusing to nominate and put all of them up for eviction, meaning angelic Hira got evicted '

Greatest manipulation in BBUK history <3

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Jack_

'The height of my frustration with the nomination mess was when Big Brother decided to punish the housemates for Siavash refusing to nominate and put all of them up for eviction, meaning angelic Hira got evicted '

Greatest manipulation in BBUK history <3

Rekt <3

[Jack_]

also Siavash was pretty crap and was the weakest member of the Three Musketeers but he'd have been a much more deserving winner than Sophie <3

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Jack_

also Siavash was pretty crap and was the weakest member of the Three Musketeers but he'd have been a much more deserving winner than Sophie <3

How? He didn't even want to be there

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

How? He didn't even want to be there

Doesn't really matter, he still brought more to the series than she did

[Macie Lightfoot]

NANOO NANOO David was robbed.

When Siavash refused to nominate they should've just opened the other door tbh