[Shaun]

Lol oops laptop overheated. Be back in ten.

[LukeB]

think you need a new laptop Shaun.

[Samm]

Ghost is so ****ing overrated and I like but it's very over hyped

[Shaun]

Well yes a new laptop would be lovely but let's tuck into some new music instead. #ThatSegue

With 30%, the winning newbie is...

[Black Dagger]

Jungle or this is a disaster.

[Shaun]

FKA Twigs!
Ella Henderson came close to dominating tonight's show but stumbled into second here with five votes. Jess Glynne was third (4 votes), Royal Blood fourth (3 votes) and Jungle picked up a respectable two.

[Liam-]

Umm, hew?

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by NoëlEdmonds

Umm, hew?

Scott stans her

[Black Dagger]

Well FKA Twigs is adorable but Jungle being last is outrageous.

[Shaun]

And our final British winners of the night (a bit of a spoiler for later on but oh well) will be one of these eight rather fine songs.

It was very much a two-horse-race but the triumphant tune - with 6 votes to the runner-up's 5 - is...

[Shaun]

"Rather Be" by Clean Bandit and Jess Glynne!
Again, that close second position fell to Ella Henderson - but she's won the main single prize so she needn't be downhearted. Indiana, Sam Smith and FKA twigs all must settle for two votes apiece, whilst both of George Ezra's singles and Jungle's took just the one.

[Black Dagger]

Meh. K I guess.

[Shaun]

LET'S GO INTERNATIONAL! xxxo

[Shaun]

The night's biggest landslide victory comes in the form of the Best International Male category. In hindsight, I should've probably randomised someone vaguely recognisable like Drake in Baths' place. Oh well.

The winner took half of the overall vote. That chap is...

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

these results have been mostly flawless so far

[Shaun]

John Legend!
The closest anyone came was to three votes: both Chris Brown and Perfume Genius managing that feat. Baths and James both managed just the two votes.

[Shaun]

Onto a group of five that TiBB care a lot more about (have you seen all those Zola Jesus threads? Staggering).

And, with almost as much of an easy victory (40%), the winner is...

[Shaun]

Beyonce!
Gags was the closest competitor on four votes - whilst Iggy and Sky both took three. Poor old Zola Jesus just earned two.

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by YaFilthyAnimal

Beyonce!
Gags was the closest competitor on four votes - whilst Iggy and Sky both took three. Poor old Zola Jesus just earned two.

[Shaun]

*should've known better than to go up against the Apprentice*

The winning group, with seven votes, are...

[Shaun]

Royksopp & Robyn!
*really wasn't expecting this <3*
The Norwegian/Swede crossover managed to see off G.R.L. and their six votes. NoNoNo were, perplexingly, third, whilst Fifth Harmony took two votes. The army of Japanese women only achieved one vote.

[Shaun]

*storms through the awards as quickly as possible*

I was expecting disasters and I was duly surprised. The winning band with 45% of the vote are...

[Shaun]

Arcade Fire!
Long live the Maroon 5 blackout. They stumbled into third place with three votes, falling behind the Black Keys who were on five. TV on the Radio managed two, and Cloud Nothings one.

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by YaFilthyAnimal

Arcade Fire!
Long live the Maroon 5 blackout. They stumbled into third place with three votes, falling behind the Black Keys who were on five. TV on the Radio managed two, and Cloud Nothings one.

omfg

[Shaun]

yes that is andrew garfield in drag
it was in one of their music videos don't worry