[T*]

Originally Posted by EspeonBB

I didn't see you down there sis. Are you finally off the streets?

yeah, i had a nice cruise in my ferrari x

Originally Posted by LiamBB

Let's cut Nikki a bit of slack. Some people are just naturally gross and have to try harder. NGS (Naturally Gross Syndrome) is no laughing matter

how dare you insult nikki grahame!

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by LiamBB

Let's cut Nikki a bit of slack. Some people are just naturally gross and have to try harder. NGS (Naturally Gross Syndrome) is no laughing matter

More like; 'Normous Gaping Slit ain't no laughing matter.

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

More like; 'Normous Gaping Slit ain't no laughing matter.

True. I swear I saw a stray dog coming out of it last night. Poor thing was trembling!

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by LiamBB

True. I swear I saw a stray dog coming out of it last night. Poor thing was trembling!

But the poor old KENNEL is still in there.

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

But the poor old KENNEL is still in there.

I wondered why she's been dripping wood chippings. At least she'll be able to find her way home

[Will.]

Is Katerina and Lucas here?

[Will.]

Britney-
1. What would you do exactly, if a floater didn't grab a life vest?
2. Is it true that most people think you're a hot girl with big boobs but actually you're a chemist?
3. Is it true that you fought so hard with the girls last night you think you have to get another injection of botox?

Dwayne
1. You're trashy and I hate you. Why should you stay?
2. Why didn't you rate Scream 2 higher in Halloween countdown?
3. What avi did I just have on Dubtrack hoe?

Brenda
1. What is the surname of legend Nadine...?
2. You pretend to cry you pretend to throw up. Why did you drink all the cider to yourself?
3. What is Lithuania?

[Cal.]

Queen of answers.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Who Is She?

Queen of answers.

Queen of TARTS more like. And they don't come no tartier. When she's selling her body her favourite word is 'Next'.

[Will.]

Brenda
1. What is the surname of legend Nadine...?
2. You pretend to cry you pretend to throw up. Why did you drink all the cider to yourself?

[Will.]

One final call,

IS KATE AND LUCAS HERE? (KATE AND DANIEL?)

[Will.]

Thank you all!

5 OF YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE FREE FROM your BEDROOMS, AND SAFE FROM LOCKOUT!

Cal, WHICH FIVE CONTESTANT WOULD YOU LIKE TO FREE?

[Daniel.]

here fat

[Kate!]

I'm here - I'm struggling to stay online keeps crashing

[Will.]

Cal, what questions would you like to ask to Katerina and Lucas?

[Kate!]

My webs gonna crash again.

[Daniel.]

hurry cal fat

[Cal.]

Lucas-
1. Why are you fat?
2. Why do you stan vile Jaustin?
3. Why are you so violent and cruel to me when you're meant to be winning my heart?

Katerina-
1. Did you enjoy our romantic dinner date?
2. If you were me, who'd you eliminate?
3. Other than yourself, who do you want to win?

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Who Is She?

Lucas-
1. Why are you fat?
2. Why do you stan vile Jaustin?
3. Why are you so violent and cruel to me when you're meant to be winning my heart?

Katerina-
1. Did you enjoy our romantic dinner date?
2. If you were me, who'd you eliminate?
3. Other than yourself, who do you want to win?

Everyone perched to see if they're gonna have to start hating on Katerina

[Daniel-X]

Cal's questions have me on edge

[Will.]

Cal's question really put a smile on a depressed, ugly, moody and evil producer going through menopause.

[EspeonBB]

Not Lucas getting dragged

[Daniel-X]

Pours glass of champagne in bedroom and casually sips it

[Daniel.]

1. Why are you fat? If this girl who fits into a size zero dress is fat, then your morbidly obese love.
2. Why do you stan vile Jaustin? Because they're the best two BB housemates ever, duh.
3. Why are you so violent and cruel to me when you're meant to be winning my heart? Because I'm a bitch.

[Will.]