[Matthew.]

28.
Tom Barber
BB18 - 4th Placed Finalist - 14 nominations



The people’s housemate... The winner of those 4 candidates... Those four people stood up there, Andrew, Simone, Sue and Tom. The second best choice was voted in. Should have been Sooo-zun.

Anyway, he did annoy the majority of us for just how messy that Tiny Tom was. But upon reflection, he was a good housemate and having watched back his best bits, as I do with all of these rankings if I can, I will say that he was... a hoot.

I think the minute when most of us turned on him was when he evicted Mandy over Imran. I think that most people will have voted Imran out, given recent circumstances. But we would have been more annoyed with him if he did evict Imran because what happens when one Javeed is evicted? The other follows them out the door! If Tom had been responsible for Sukhvinder’s exit back then... Don’t lie, you would have been pissed off and who would have got the blame? Tiny Tom!

So, to a degree, I feel bad for him because he seems like a decent bloke, although sometimes I think that if needed, he could be a bit selfish. Or throw other people under the bus to make himself look better. But he was a fun housemate to watch, in all due respect to Tom and that is why is as high as he is. I’m sure most of you would have him near the bottom. If Lotan hadn’t been ejected for being such a knob and if he lasted longer... Yeah, Tom would probably be in the Bottom 10. But Lotan’s removal brought out the best in Tam, I think. Props to the guy, he played a good game.

Next out:

Spoiler:

Mum and Dad...

[Epic.]

SUUUU SAWWN

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

SUUUU SAWWN

soozun

[RileyH]

Tom is a legend and the 2nd best from BB18 after Issy the king deserves better

[Epic.]

Funny you mention Isabelle considering Tom was Lotan's beta-bitch in the awful treatment to her

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Funny you mention Isabelle considering Tom was Lotan's beta-bitch in the awful treatment to her

[username6702]

I'm guessing mom and dad is either Speidi , Mandy then Imran or Sukhie then Imran

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by username6702

I'm guessing mom and dad is Spiedi

One is correct.

27.
Heidi and Spencer
CBB19 - 8th Housemate Evicted - 5 nominations

Rotten pigs.

Scum, scum, scum. We don’t mix with it, we wash it down the sink.

Quite mental, aren’t you.

We’ve got you in here, that’s enough mess for us all.

We start with a few of Kim’s Speidi quotes.

I remember hearing “Speidi’s back and we’re better than ever!” at the start of their VT, where in reality they should have said “Speidi’s back and ****ter than ever. Their VT made them out as if they were going to be the most exciting housemates ever to have entered. Admittedly when they originally did the show, they caused a lot of controversy and riled (or ryled ) a lot of people up to the point that everytime they were eligible to be nominated, they were nominated. There was 18 opportunities for them to be nominated by somebody in CBB11 and how many nominations did they get? 18! So, if this was their beginner’s round, what were they going to be like this time? Mildly irritating to others. is my answer.

Heidi stole all the “waters” (would that be water bottles, Austin?) leading to Austin labelling her as being psychotic. Spencer wouldn’t let Kim close the door, leading to a back-and-forth closing and opening match of persistence. Kim wouldn’t let Spencer enjoy his beans and his toast.

And back to nominations. They were nominated 3 times in Week 1, and I think that these were because of their reputation. James C nominated them in Week 2, because of their reputation. He also gave them a killer nomination following Chloe’s eviction, which Spencer was raging it and called him a “****ing piece of ****” and that he hadn’t seen a movie with him in it since the nineties.

What a disappointment of what could have been some very promising housemates.

Who’s next?

Spoiler:

Someone who’s eviction was down to housemate choice and another of Kim’s enemies

[RileyH]

Spiedi

[JerseyWins]

Speidi have been fatally robbed @ #27.

[Matthew.]

26.
Mandy Longworth
BB18 - 1st Evictee - 2 nominations? (kinda)



Writing up Mandy makes me feel angry about Tom but then I think that we should be angry at the voters for not saving Mandy. I was shocked to see Mandy in the bottom 2, as I don’t think that she was a background character. We heard about her sex tape and then she got Lotan and Arthur to give her an eviction striptease. She was shaping up to be a surprisingly interesting housemate! OK, so pretty much everything she spoke about was sex and Charlotte (not in the same conversation) but without sounding ageist, she is 51 years old and typical over 50’s housemates haven’t been like that. Unfortunately, she is only #26 because she lasted one working week but if she stayed, I’m sure she would have been fabulous.

Who’s next?

Spoiler:

Another All-Star (which leaves only 2 left!) and someone who was playing to win!

[RileyH]

Mandy should be way lower.

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by RileyH

Mandy should be way lower.

not a fan?

[Matthew.]

25.
James Jordan
CBB19 - 3rd Housemate Evicted - 4 nominations



CBB19 was the first series where I managed to convince one of my flatmates to watch with me! I won’t name them since they don’t know I’m on here. We’ll refer to him as Will. Will decided that he was going to watch it with me because of Jamie O’Hara, which looking back on it is not a good reason to watch something for the sole reason that he is on it.

So, we watched CBB on the sofa every night (don’t even think about it!) where I was enjoying watching Kim, Coleen and Stacy. Whereas, Will was watching it for Jamie, James J and Calum. As I quietly raged inside. However, he was also a Coleen stan!

So, James J turned out to be Will’s favourite housemate and he looked genuinely annoyed when he was evicted. But I was expecting James J to be as much of a cock as he was initially in CBB14.

I’ve never hit a 70 year old (Gary Busey) before, ever!

I rank him higher because he was actually quite funny in CBB19 though. Particularly when he went fishing and ordered a McDonalds in the diary room. And I think he’s the first housemate to ever be proper shouted at by Big Brother!

24.
Jessica Cunningham
CBB19 - 7th Housemate Evicted - 3 nominations



Jessica clearly wanted to win. And that is a good thing. I didn’t watch the apprentice until last year (Wow, has Andrew shocked us since then) but I was aware of Jessica and her hyperactivity. So I expected a wild housemate from Jessica. So, she maybe had her occasional outburst of AHHHHHH LETS GO CRAZY all the time but I think that is a good thing for business people to be like. Maybe don’t express this in important meetings...

She seems like a nice kid. Full of beans and got a huge heart. I hear she now runs a mother’s blog online and she is now expecting her fourth child! I wish her all the best!

Who’s next?

Spoiler:

Two posh people, one up north, one down south.

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Whereas, Will was watching it for Jamie, James J and Calum. As I quietly raged inside. However, he was also a Coleen stan!

Holy ****, your friend Will has awful opinions

[JerseyWins]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Holy ****, your friend Will has awful opinions

TIBB's Will a James J & Jamie stan?

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

not a fan?

I don't dislike her, but looking at some of the people you've cut previously she really doesn't deserve her placing :/

Jess is too low </3

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by RileyH

Jess is too low </3

CBB19
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6. Jessica Cunningham

Doesn’t look that low when you put it like this tbh

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Doesn’t look that low when you put it like this tbh

like technically, she is in my final

[JerseyWins]

James J & Jessica

[RileyH]

It's still too low

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by JerseyWins

Don't forget Sam Thompson

okey dokey

Originally Posted by Epic.

Charlotte Keys
Sam Thompson
need to piss off

ok ok

23.
Sam Thompson
CBB20 - 3rd Placed Finalist - 1 nomination



What a happy young man Sam is! He seems humble, polite and respectful. Now, there will be quite a few people reading this who disagree. I am aware that he was not everybody’s cup of tea, but I quite liked him. In the same way as Tom, I wasn’t as keen on him on-season but when I watched bits of it back, I realised that he was a good housemate. I’d rather not touch on Amelia at this time and instead wait for her write-up because I think that generally people prefer her over Sam relationship-wise and because she ranks higher, I think this would be better. And plus, her ranking isn’t miles away.

22.
Charlotte Keys
BB18 - 11th Housemate Evicted - 9 nominations



Number 22 is a lady called Charlotte. Not much to say, nice girl although could be bland at times. I quite liked her reservation and she did try her best to fit in with the Rose Cottage lot but I think that ultimately her alliance lay with Andrew, who we boo and hiss at. Although I liked the Thorn Cottage lot, I did like her judgement at them, which she kept between herself and Andrew. This is also a housemate that Nicky91 stanned a lot, from what I see. I joined TiBB mid-BB18, so idk who liked who at the start but, if there is one thing I will remember about Charlotte, it’s Nicky’s stanning of her.

Who’s next?

Spoiler:

2 of this year’s runner ups!

[username6702]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Who’s next?

Spoiler:

2 of this year’s runner ups!

So it must be Raph, Amelia or Jedward...

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by username6702

So it must be Raph, Amelia or Jedward...

oui

[Matthew.]

21.
Amelia Lily
CBB20 - Runner-Up - 0 nominations



It’s hard to justify placing Amelia at 21 because she wasn’t necessarily a fantastic housemate, actually she was pretty dull. She was just likeable and in the series she was in, she was one of the better ones but had she been put in CBB19, she would be further down on the list. As I’ve said before, CBB20 is a series full of unlikeable people and so I chose my favourite housemates based on who was the nicest, as opposed to who I found the most entertaining.

When Amelia initially got with Chad, I wasn’t sure about it but looking back, this would have been a nice storyline for the pair of them. Both of them are nice people, both of them are good looking and I would actually say that Amelia is hotter than Sarah tbh. If Chad had gotten with Amelia instead of Sarah, the pair of them would have probably gone further because Sarah was not very nice to Chad at all sometimes.

So while Chad got with Sarah, Amelia got with Sam. Again, a nice pairing, both of them were pretty harmless and it’s a better coupling than some of our recent showmances, such as Ashley and Ginuwine, Bianca and Jamie, Ellie and Sam. Except I don’t think that Amelia and Sam were a showmance. They seemed genuine (don’t even think about making the joke!!!!) and they actually liked each other. I actually wanted her to win on finale night after Chad went, but Sarah won instead

20.
Jedward
CBB19 - Runner-Up - 22 nominations



Here we go...

6th January...

Afternoon: I avoid the rumours as to who’s going in. I allow myself one look at Twitter. @MrCelebUK “BREAKING NEWS: I can CONFIRM that JEDWARD are entering the #CBB house tonight!”

****. ****ing ****. I think to myself.
a) It’s probably true, so I’ve spoiled it for myself.
b) It’s bloody Jedward. ugh.

22:00: Emma announces Celebrity Housemate Number 15.
“Hi, I’m John. I’m Edward and together we are JEDWARD!
And guess who’s back? WE ARE!
Doing this interview and our hair is still... JEDIFIED!

Fan-diddly-tastic.

But they were actually really nice! The likeability factor has definitely increased since 2010. They had aged 7 years, so they were 25 now. Of course I had the odd thought like “You’re annoying me boys” or “Is this real or an act?” but they were genuinely pretty harmless all in all and they never meant any malice in what they did. Their actions never came from a nasty place, more of a stupid place because as much as I like them, I have to say, sorry but they are not clever people, despite what some housemates kept saying. In the same way that Chloe Khan is not an intelligent peron, despite what some housemates were saying.

I don’t understand why some CBB fans continue to dislike Jedward. They didn’t do anything harmful and so what, they’re energetic? I wonder if they’ve ever had a massive argument though

Who’s next?

Spoiler:

Another of this year’s walkers and a pass to the final!