[Fat.Rat]

but pay as your goings is better than contractings!!!

[Matt]

But my old phone was pay as you goings... My contractings is better dealings than my old dealings...

[Fat.Rat]

but with pay as your goings, you get free textings and a couple of free ring dings, you dont get that with your current dealings.

[Matt]

I get plenty of free textings with my current contractings, plus I already have free ring dings from my old pay as you goings...

[Fat.Rat]

but with our pay as your goings you get free broadbandings, with 42megabyteings, and thats better than your current dealings.

[Matt]

I already have very reliable broadbandings as it is... and free TVings...

[Fat.Rat]

but with our broadbandings, you get free tvings, with free skysportings and a couple of movieing channelings.

[Matt]

But I've got very reliable broadbandings and brilliant free TVings...

[Fat.Rat]

but you get free skysportings...

[Matt]

I don't watch SkySportings...

[Fat.Rat]

but you get free remote controlings..

[Matt]

Originally posted by Fat.Rat
but you get free remote controlings..

I already have remote controllings...

[Fat.Rat]

but you only pay £14 for the first month, then £42 for the second month, then £182 for the rest of your contractings..with free ring ding, free textings, free skysportings and a free remote controlings, and its all pay as you goings..

[Matt]

Ooh that's bad. I pay £35 a month for my current contractings, and I don't have to pay anything for my TVings...

[Fat.Rat]

but you only pay £52 for the first month, then £89 for the second month, then £234 for the rest of your contractings, thats better than your current contractings, and you get free ring ding...

[Matt]

...I already have free ring ding...

[Fat.Rat]

aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhh this could go on all night!!!! but with our contractings you get free broadbandings with 1/2 megabyteings...

[Matt]

But I get 8 megabytings with my contractings....

(you're right it could...)

[Fat.Rat]

but its slow..you get 1 megabytings with our contractings, thats better than your current dealings, with our contractings you get 4 megabytings..

[Matt]

But I already get double the megabytings that you are offering on your contractings....

[Fat.Rat]

but with our contractings you 16 megabytings for £14 for the first month, then you get 8 megabytings for £82 for the rest of your contractings, and you get a free book markings..

[Matt]

I already get free bookmarkings...

[Fat.Rat]

but you get free ring ding...

[Matt]

I already have free ringdings...

[Fat.Rat]