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PC Ploddit is testing the New Tribal Chav Catcher
in a Tesco Security Desert Test area in Morocco

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A new underground Shopping Mall
built by AsdaWalmart in Manchester
has a New Rule - No Tribal Chavs Permitted.


Special Walmart Police
are all on patrol 24/7.

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Walmart Special Police
are now able to take down 50 Chav Tribal Gangs a day

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a American Director
has bought Tesco Army Troops

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Hollywood Actors staying at Hackney Central Walmart Towers
have asked the Walmart Store to get Higher walls.


Walmart Special Police
have arrested the Tribal Leader Photographer
he was sent to the Walmart Hackney West Security Cells
he will be Digital Chipped

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Celebs arrive at the New Walmart London City Airpot


PC Ploddit
has a line of Special Tesco Police
ready to keep the Tribal Chav Gangs out of the zone
any picked up will be taken
to the Walmart Hackney Security Plant
to have small tags injected into their backs

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Walmart Special Police
are hunting down all Tribal Gangs
in London.


They will all be injected with a new chip
so they can be tracked faster.

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Special Walmart Police
Fully Armed are hunting down Tribal Gangs



The tribal gangs escaped down the sewer tunnels.

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More Stars staying at
the Hackney Central Walmart Towers,
are not bothered by
the outside zone of Tribal Chav Gangs



PC Ploddit
is using Walmart Special Forces
to guard the Tower Zone.

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Stars attend the Walmart Horse Race Special Day.

Tesco Security Police
are blocking any Tribal Gangs from entering.
Their security implants in their necks
set off a Robot Air tracker
so no scum can get in at all.

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A star arrives at that Walmart Flats and Hotel
Regents Park.

All Tribal Gangs
are banned from that Zone.
Any that enter
are transported by Air
to the Hackney Central Security Zone
to get a New Implant
which can be read High in the sky.

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A Naked Tribal Gang Member
is caught a round the back of the
Walmart Store in Hackney

a new chip will be inserted
in his neck.

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A crazy tribal gang member
is not afraid of the Walmart Police

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Special Police
are hunting,
all the Tribal gangs
they will be sent by Navy Ship to Africa
to get re-trained.
All will get a new implant chip
in their neck.

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Special 24548 Walmart Swat Team
have arrived at Gatwick.


They are now tracking the Slim Reaper Gangs
that are still using the Big Sewers
to go down under London

A New Government Chip will be
inserted in their necks
with the Fast inserter gun
now we have a massive supply of them


Life In The Fast Lane