[Shaun]

Macie and RileyH can cast their votes once we have their Helen/Sue writeups respectively, it's only been 6 days after all!

Black Dagger's nominations are as follows...




Adele (BB3) - Aisleyne (BB7) - Biannca (BB15) - Caroline (BB1) - Charlie (BB17) - Emma (BB17) - Lisa (BB4) - Luke S (BB13) - Michelle (BB5)
Narinder (BB2) - Nichola (BB1) - Rachael (BB11) - Rebecca (BB18) - Sada (BB1) - Sara (BB13) - Shabnam (BB8) - Sophia (BB10) - Stephanie (BB9)

Everyone, get eliminating now

[Shaun]

saved Michelle because...obviously.

67th: Stephanie McMichael (BB9)


Stephanie is not even in the top 169, let alone the top 69. This rankdown has some absurd misnomers. I mean, can anyone actually name a moment she contributed to in a meaningful way? She spent the entire first week whining and whilst you could argue that "pretending to be in a relationship with Mario Marconi" is going to be a strong barrier to your enjoyment of the house experience, us better mortals would acknowledge that having such a hulk of a man do whatever he wants to you with his Custard Creams is a privilege! But no, she failed to convince the other housemates and reacted to Mario's proposal* with all the subtle gameplay of a wheelbarrow full of scorpions falling down the split staircase.

Stephanie SUCKED. She might not have been as outwardly evil as some of the other BB9 housemates would later prove themselves to be, but she was terrible all the same! How DARE you let her get this far? The TEDIUM that you lot will allow to flourish so long as she's a pretty blonde girl! SHAME.

*sidenote: Dale ruining this entire thing by saying "I thought you was gonna ask her to marry ya then!" as Mario gathered everyone around the pool was GLORIOUS <3

[Jake.]

Save Sophia axe Baggy Fanny

[reece(:]

Not Caggy, Narinder and Adele my respective early series #1s

[RileyH]

Someone save Rachael I s2g

[RileyH]

Sue Evans



Hurricane Sue Evans was never really much of a hurricane like she had promised to be and was actually really disappointing as a housemate. She was in the shortlist for People's Housemate during launch which went to the superior Tom Barber and was then bought back a few weeks in as a 'Second Chance housemate' which was a ****e twist anyway and gave us people like Sam and Simone. She had a few spats here and there with people like Sam and Chanelle didn't like her very much and she was eliminated during the Hunt task against Chanelle after only Charlotte (hew?) opted to save her. Oh and she returned near the end with Baggy Fanny, Sukhi, Imran and Channy but got 30 seconds airtime roumd about in total.

[RileyH]

save Rachael cut Biannca

[Cal.]

Save Charlie cut Luke S

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Saint Nicola

Save Charlie cut Luke S

!

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Saint Nicola

!

woops, meant Jason not you

[Babayaro.]

Save Adele cut Emma

[Shaun]

A moments silence for Miss Jamie Eighty Nine

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Carole of the Bells

A moments silence for Miss Jamie Eighty Nine

She had a good run *wipes away tear*

[Daniel-X]

Cut Aisleyne Save Shabnam

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by PoinSTEPHia Davis

Cut Aisleyne

only if you can give me five reasons she is inferior to BB13's Sara

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by PoinSTEPHia Davis

Cut Aisleyne Save Shabnam

[Epic.]

Cut Nichola Save Caroline ig

Nichola Holt


Nichola should've been cut sooner and I've tried multiple times to nom her. I've only seen BB1 up to her eviction but not only was she pretty dull but she was also pretty annoying. From what I understand people liked her friendship with Caroline but I saw that more as her just hiding behind someone who's just a better housemate and trying to look as good as them. Nichola wasn't. She had this desperation streak in her even though she didn't really offer much to care about, especially in the monotone dullness of the first four series. And what was up with her desire to always get naked, it was embarrassing. Biannca Lake did it better.

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Robert.

Cut Nichola Save Caroline ig

Nichola Holt


Nichola should've been cut sooner and I've tried multiple times to nom her. I've only seen BB1 up to her eviction but not only was she pretty dull but she was also pretty annoying. From what I understand people liked her friendship with Caroline but I saw that more as her just hiding behind someone who's just a better housemate and trying to look as good as them. Nichola wasn't. She had this desperation streak in her even though she didn't really offer much to care about, especially in the monotone dullness of the first four series. And what was up with her desire to always get naked, it was embarrassing. Biannca Lake did it better.

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[Shaun]

Macie & Cal are left with Narinder, Lisa BB4, Sada and Sara! I am about 75% sure which of these two will be saved but there's room for surprises it seems!!

[Daniel-X]

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace:


I'm willing to take the flack I may get for cutting Aisleyne because I've only seen clips of BB7 and a few select episodes (I mean I watched it when I was six and my mum loved her but I'm not basing my write up and cutting on that) so she could be a lot better than 66. But I don't think so hunny. Aisleyne strikes me as an Isabelle, largely loved because she was latecomer who defied the odds, but much like Ms Warburton she seems rather dull from the clips I've seen. I get that having an arc like Aisleyne/Isabelle is really fun to watch, seeing someone go from absolutely loathed at first to being a fan favourite is rather heartwarming but neither really had any stand out moments. While Aisleyne had her 'know yourself little girl' and 'HOW DARE YOU THROW WATER ON SOMEBODY' and the whole House Next Door saga none are 'iconic'. She was a nice enough girl and third place is kinda cute for her.

However, the moment Aisleyne become a horror was as soon as she stepped outside the house (I know some people on here like Robert get really pissy about bringing the outside world into write ups but I can't ignore it) her fame really went to her ****ing head. She was an absolute monstrosity in BB16, the girl was embarrassing beyond belief lapping Danny up and chasing him round like a lost puppy dog, screaming about Judge Rinder not being fixed and saying pathetic one liners like 'basic rations for a basic bitch' (that's hailed as like a brilliant put down on here but Helen's face when she says it sums it up). Oh and Helen won every single argument she had with her, go WooWoo! She went from being an Isabelle type housemate to more of a Idek just a ****ing joke.

[Cal.]

She was amazing when I rewatched BB7

[Epic.]

Isabelle deserves Top 30 at least.

[Cal.]

Youtube video

She carried the series for a full MONTH following Nikki's eviction. A legend!

[Daniel-X]

She's pathetic stop pretending she's a thing and Isabelle needs culling ASAP girl is dull as dishwater

[Daniel-X]

Helly Woo Woo is a ghetto superstar