[Cal.]

Luke Scrase



Luke S was kind of a scream but as we thin out the numbers I think it's time he got the bloody chop! He was the fittie of the house (although he shared it with Arron and...Conor for some people?) and ended up in a showmance with Ashleigh which sounds completely boring but actually wasn't since it was an actual mess. He paired up with Ashleigh to get airtime, magazine deals and to get further in the process most probably but ended up with an angry, gobby chav who got less attractive as the weeks went on The fact he told a talent agent or whatever it was in a task that he would dump Ashleigh for fame or whatever and then played it down when he was in the house once he knew it was fake and when he let his girlfriend turn down a make over or an appointment with a hair stylist on her eviction day so he could get a fake tan or something That sums him up as a person. He also lost out to Conor in the White Room and then tried to persuade Conor to share it with him and then spent the final week getting torn apart by Deana for it He came in fifth place and was beaten narrowly by Sara (which ironically will happen again in this rankdown round!). He's also from Stoke-on-Trent slay me local King!

[Daniel.]

I dont like Aisleyne anymore, so I would probably agree with her being here. She was amaxing in BB7 though.

Also Isabelle actually did confront the villain whereas Aisleyne didnt properly, and she was NOT dull.

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Lisa cut Sara?

[Shaun]

Jason is left with Narinder and Sada!

[Jason.]

Save Nareindeer, cut Sada

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Black Christmas

Save Nareindeer, cut Sada

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Black Christmas

Save Nareindeer, cut Sada

God Bless you!

[Shaun]

Come on chaps let's get this done before Christmas!

[Shaun]

WRITEUPS PEOPLE!!! Thank you miss Macie I'll edit the pics this evening if you want to get your nominations out of the way (just post them when we've had, like, 3 of the 5 remaining)

[Babayaro.]

Will do mine after football

[Jake.]

I’ll do mine this evening

[RileyH]

I'll do mine tomorrow

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Xmas_Pudding

Will do mine after football

Originally Posted by Russell Sprouts

I’ll do mine this evening

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Carole of the Bells

fiNISHED

[Jason.]

Sada Walkington



I don't dislike Sada, but I don't feel that strongly about her either and her making top 60 is a bit of a stretch so off she goes. The only thing that I remember about her since watching BB1 in 2013 is that she was a spiritual vegetarian (Lostie WHO) and was nominated for being selfish because she wanted tofu on the shopping list. I also recall she didn't like Mel because she spent most of her time with the guys rather than the girls, which led to a sort of gender divide at the start of BB1. She was nominated against Caroline in the first ever eviction and had the honour (?) of being the first ever BBUK evictee and I can't really complain about that as Caroline was far superior and could you imagine if Caroline was evicted first? In fact, I'm surprised she wasn't but that just makes me appreciate Caroline even more.

If any of you wondered, Sada now goes by Guru Amrit Dev, which just might be one of my favourite ever names.

[Jake.]

66th: Rebecca Jane


No, despite what you’re probably thinking, that is not Coleen Nolan who I’ve eliminated!

After cutting Rebecca from this (quite frankly) repulsive round of nominations, I did wonder to myself if I’d made the right choice; Bianca was there staring me down with her deflated tits and Charlie seemed to also be a good pick. In hindsight, the right choice was made because a) Bianca has gone now anyway and b) Charlie is vastly superior due to gifs alone. Brace yourselves, because this is truly the best Rebecca has to offer:



Thrilling.

My actual opinion on Rebecca as a housemate rates something between below-average to negative. Yeah, she had that one episode where she went off on one at Joe and that was ok, but then she also had about a dozen awful plot lines (pining after Kieran despite him clearly showing no interest, trying to go against Sukhvinder and well, how dare she?, and returning to the house during the wedding task dressed in what I can only describe as a bin bag to face off against Chanelle and lose/being weirdly up Andrew’s arse which is gross because Andrew is gross). Oh and her stance on makeup is pretty grim and isn’t doing much to help build the confidence of young women but yeah.

Nowadays she spends most of her time referencing her own quotes from BB on Twitter, which is great for the 12 people who retweet them, I guess.

She may be “somebody’s daughter”, but she’s also 125 places too high in this countdown.

[Shaun]

a wonderful gutting, thank you Jake

[Macie Lightfoot]

~*we are one with the goddess, and to her we shall return, like a drop of drain, drop of rain flowing to the ocean*~

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

~*we are one with the goddess, and to her we shall return, like a drop of drain, drop of rain flowing to the ocean*~

I remember when they would play this in the closing credits

[Shaun]

Riley! Marc! Robert!

(and to a lesser extent Macie with the noms!)

[RileyH]

Biannca Lake



I actually did like Biannca but considering she was only there for 4 days she should've gone a while ago if I'm being honest. She was easily the best of the Armageddon housemates which wasn't that hard considering the other two were Zoe and Pav and asked had a crush on Winston (asking him if she could ride his cock which left him stunned) which made a him a bit more relevant and then gave Helen a lapdance and got naked a couple of times but that was about it really, but when you think about her only being there for 4 days she practically did more than most of the dullards in the series. Easily should've stayed over the other two but had one of the best evictions in the show's history

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Sleigh Dockley

Biannca Lake



I actually did like Biannca but considering she was only there for 4 days she should've gone a while ago if I'm being honest. She was easily the best of the Armageddon housemates which wasn't that hard considering the other two were Zoe and Pav and asked had a crush on Winston (asking him if she could ride his cock which left him stunned) which made a him a bit more relevant and then gave Helen a lapdance and got naked a couple of times but that was about it really, but when you think about her only being there for 4 days she practically did more than most of the dullards in the series. Easily should've stayed over the other two but had one of the best evictions in the show's history

A howl!

[Macie Lightfoot]

Even if Nichola IS painfully beta, her telling Darren to sit on her face is better than Biannca's entire existence.

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

Even if Nichola IS painfully beta, her telling Darren to sit on her face is better than Biannca's entire existence.

"I'm having a LAUGH. A LAUGH. I'm having an ELL AYY YEWW GEE AYCHH!"

Nichola legend

[reece(:]

Nichola's final week <3