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No such thing as a free lunch. He wants sex. |
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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..how long were you together, Greg..?..
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I'll just have to eat something with a lot of onions and garlic in it to ward him off
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If he brings out the oysters, leg it....
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When is the baby coming along?
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This is what I thought but I didn't want to be rude
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![]() Hadn't thought of you in a long time But you keep sending me funny valentines And I know you think it comes off vicious But it's precious, adorable Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse That's how much it hurts How many times has your boyfriend said "Why are we always talking 'bout her?" …………. |
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I Love Niamh’s Brick
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I demand everyone listen to this on full volume and bask in the sunshine while doing so.
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I don't like being told what to do tyvm
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![]() Hadn't thought of you in a long time But you keep sending me funny valentines And I know you think it comes off vicious But it's precious, adorable Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse That's how much it hurts How many times has your boyfriend said "Why are we always talking 'bout her?" …………. |
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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..and don't order the dressed crab, Zee..
..best to stay away from all seafood just to be sure...
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I Love Niamh’s Brick
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Listen to it and you may get a nude of me.
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![]() Hadn't thought of you in a long time But you keep sending me funny valentines And I know you think it comes off vicious But it's precious, adorable Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse That's how much it hurts How many times has your boyfriend said "Why are we always talking 'bout her?" …………. |
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I Love Niamh’s Brick
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Plus you may actually like that tune, Glenn. It makes me want to run around outside in the sun.
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It's never too late to be who you once could have been... Spoiler: Last edited by Benjamin; 11-04-2014 at 02:07 PM. |
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That song makes me feel like I'm playing a ****e Playstation game.
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I Love Niamh’s Brick
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I listened to it. I liked it. Show me the cock.
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![]() Hadn't thought of you in a long time But you keep sending me funny valentines And I know you think it comes off vicious But it's precious, adorable Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse That's how much it hurts How many times has your boyfriend said "Why are we always talking 'bout her?" …………. |
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We're meeting at a bar that also doubles up as a seafood restaurant, funnily enough, but that's not where we're having dinner. Oh dear
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Don't get any in your pants
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![]() Hadn't thought of you in a long time But you keep sending me funny valentines And I know you think it comes off vicious But it's precious, adorable Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse That's how much it hurts How many times has your boyfriend said "Why are we always talking 'bout her?" …………. |
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I'll try not to
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Jellied eel is not something you want sploshing around down there.
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![]() Hadn't thought of you in a long time But you keep sending me funny valentines And I know you think it comes off vicious But it's precious, adorable Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse That's how much it hurts How many times has your boyfriend said "Why are we always talking 'bout her?" …………. |
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Make sure he splashes the cash before you give up anything, you don't want no cheap ass date.
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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..I don't know, it'll probably end with mishaps anyway Dezzy, so it's probably best to not spend too much money on it....
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