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BB14 Channel 5's Big Brother: Secrets and Lies (aka Big Brother 14) started June 13th 2013 and was won by Sam Evans.

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Show me where before the evil chip shop temptress decides to have dolphin steaks on special
You had better get a shift on she is sharpening the best cutlass right now.He's flat out P****d behind her door.
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I shall feed her to the sharks!
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Anyone seen that wench Kizzy, she's supposed to be helping prepare the feast, I asked her to chop onions and she fled in hysterics, said they all looked like mini Dexter rat heads, someone go find her and calm her down......

NOT you hermit, I've seen how you console the laydeez!!
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Anyone seen that wench Kizzy, she's supposed to be helping prepare the feast, I asked her to chop onions and she fled in hysterics, said they all looked like mini Dexter rat heads, someone go find her and calm her down......

NOT you hermit, I've seen how you console the laydeez!!
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Anyone seen that wench Kizzy, she's supposed to be helping prepare the feast, I asked her to chop onions and she fled in hysterics, said they all looked like mini Dexter rat heads, someone go find her and calm her down......

NOT you hermit, I've seen how you console the laydeez!!
I'm not doing it. Stuff the sisterhood.Had enough now.That Dolphin is a maudling drunk to say the least.
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Anyone seen that wench Kizzy, she's supposed to be helping prepare the feast, I asked her to chop onions and she fled in hysterics, said they all looked like mini Dexter rat heads, someone go find her and calm her down......

NOT you hermit, I've seen how you console the laydeez!!
last I saw of her Kate ,the tart was playing tonsil tennis with that drunken swine who lost their dolphin.
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Strange this obsession with dolphins, wonder if that's why he mutters about blow holes in his sleep
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THAT was supposed to be a secret!
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Look at the smug grin on his face, I bet he's been eating my maltesers again.
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bet that hats full of em Cap'n, please don't leave Cynic in charge of anything fishy again he's too busy with that tart Kizzy to pay attention to the job in hand!!!!!
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I oughtta haul both their sorry asses on deck and make them lick the decks clean with their tongues for training such a disrespectful dolphin.
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Go on Cap'n haul their asses in ,they've got away with too much for too long,I wanna see them lick deck I will be waiting for you
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Sighs, tuts, and pours Anne a triple gin on the rocks.

You guys, show some frigging hospitality to the Sam fans.
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AT b****y last. Thank you Kate
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