[Jamie89]

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[Lostie!]

Originally Posted by MB.

Fifteen minutes, you gays!!!!11!!!11!!!

[MB.]

(ta for the new page Jamie)

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Lostie!

Calm down, LukeB

[Lostie!]

Originally Posted by MB.

Calm down, LukeB

I've been called a lot of hurtful things in my 23 years, but you just crossed a line.

But if you rig the countdown for one of my votes to win then all is forgiven. <3

[MB.]

...you want Sherrie Hewson to win, right?

[MB.]

[yes, the logo's still terrible, it'll be easier for us all if we get used to it now]

Hi there. Welcome to the TiBB Random Reality Ranking 2k15, in which I count down 90 reality stars as chosen by (19 of) you. There will be tantrums, there will be tears, there will be Vivica A. Fox gifs, and by the end of the night (/some point early tomorrow morning), we'll know who your top reality star of the past 360-something days has been. Yesterday, you voted Monica Michael as the 90th member of the ranking (yes, really) (it was you) and as well as finding out where she's placed, you'll be discovering where the other 89 are, how many votes they got and how many points that equates to. Exciting maths!

I can confirm that there are 17 representatives of Celebrity Big Brother on the list, 13 Survivors, 10 housemates from Big Brother UK, 7-a-piece from Big Brothers US and Canada, as well as from The Apprentice UK, 6 from I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, 5 from The X Factor, 4 from The Great British Bake Off, 3 from the Great Comic Relief Bake Off and Love Island, 2 from Strictly Come Dancing, The Amazing Race and RuPaul's Drag Race and 1 each from Britain's Got Talent and the Celebrity Apprentice. Each one will get a write-up to some extent, with shorter entries for the irrelevant ones and longer ones for those placing higher (and people I like, just because) I apologise in advance for how long this is going to be. First time I've ever said that. Ha. Best get on with it before I make any other dick jokes.

[Lostie!]

Oh I didn't think to vote for anyone from BGT.

I'd have filled up half of my ranking with animal acts too, what a missed opportunity. </3

[MB.]

But first (/julie chen): some honourable mentions for the people who got 1 vote each, but didn't do enough to qualify for the main event:

Spoiler:

Big Brother UK
Danny Wisker
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace
Brian Belo
Nikki Grahame
Nick Henderson
Jack McDermott

Celebrity Big Brother
Austin Armacost
Gail Porter
Fatman Scoop
Daniel Baldwin
Tila Tequila

Big Brother US
Jason Roy
Shelli Poole
Austin Matelson
John McGuire
Shelli Poole

Big Brother Canada
Willow MacDonald
Kevin Martin
Jordan Parhar

Survivor
Keith Nale
Spencer Bledsoe
Tasha Fox
Hali Ford
Jeremy Collins

The Apprentice UK
David Stevenson
Jenny Garbis
Scott Saunders
Brett Butler-Smythe
Richard Woods
Dan Callaghan

The Amazing Race US
Logan & Chris
Denise & James Earl
Kelsey & Joey
Jazmine & Danielle

Strictly Come Dancing
Anita Rani
Ainsley Harriott
Jeremy Vine
Georgia May Foote

The Great British Bake Off
Ugne Bubnaityte
Flora Shedden
Mat Riley
Dorret Conway

Celebrity Apprentice
Brandi Glanville
Leeza Gibbons
Vivica A. Fox

The Voice UK
Sasha Simone
Sheena McHugh

The X Factor
Seann Miley Moore
Lauren Murray

RuPaul’s Drag Race
Trixie Mattel
Ginger Minj

Love Island
Joshua Ritchie
Rachel Christie

The Jump
Louise Hazel
Stacey Solomon

America’s Next Top Model
Mamé Adjei
Nyle DiMarco

I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK
Duncan Bannatyne
Susannah Constantine

Get Your Act Together
Ann Widdecombe

The Challenge
Nia Moore

Project Runway
Merline Labissiere

Britain’s Got Talent
Jules O’Dwyer & Matisse

Now, let's get this ranking underway with #90...

[Shaun]

I'd express surprise at Eurovision being in the logo and worry I'd forgotten to vote for someone from that but, mercifully, it was a terrible year for it.

[MB.]

#90



Points: 3
Votes: 2

Well, if you’re going to start a ranking, you might as well do it in style. The first male housemate to be evicted first from the Big Brother house, the first sign that BBUK16 may not be what we’d all hoped it would be (in… more ways than one), and the first 2k15 contestant to leave this ranking. That’s showbiz for you.

[Lostie!]

Britain’s Got Talent
Jules O’Dwyer & Matisse

</3 I'd have voted them if I remembered to include BGT.

[Samm]

Simon </3 underrated!

[MB.]

#89



Points: 4
Votes: 2

Former footballer Kieron was perhaps one of the best known names in this year’s jungle line-up (at least not with someone allergic to football like me), but his unlikely alliance with Chris Eubank and Lady C Of All People made him a firm-ish favourite with the public and he finished in 4th place. Even though, y’know, he tried to quit the thing halfway through.

[Shaun]

And I was so sure his Judge Rinder promo would see him soar up the list Simon not Kieron Dyer (but who knows?)

[MB.]

#88



Points: 8
Votes: 2

Kellie, tired of… I don’t know, having to sleep with Danny Dyer, escaped off to Strictly where she met a knight in shining lycra from Grimsby. She danced quite a bit, as you tend to do on Strictly, and ended up in the final alongside Georgia & Giovanni, Katie & Anton and Jay & Vanessa. She didn’t win, but she got to dance as Princess Leia with cinnamon rolls stapled to her ears, and that counts as a happily ever after in my book.

[MB.]

#87



Points: 9
Votes: 2

Slay a bit. Fierce by name and fierce by nature, Jaidynn Diore Fierce (real name Christopher Williams) finished in 8th place on the latest season of RuPaul’s Drag Race. She impersonated Raven-Symone for the Snatch Game round so well that a petition was started to remove Jaidynn from The View. I think.

[Shaun]

*puts on Break Free out of respect*

[MB.]

#86



Points: 10
Votes: 2

Sandy was one of the… livelier participants in this year’s Bake Off, always picking up her wobbles and whatnot. Sadly, as we all are eventually, she became unstuck by her Spanische Windtorte and was fourth to leave the tent. A modern tragedy worthy of The Globe, I’m sure you’ll agree tbh.

[Mitchell]

Simon - SHOWBIZZZZZ
Kieron - Quite annoying at points
Kellie -
Jaidynn - Dunno who she is

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by MB.

#86



Points: 10
Votes: 2

Sandy was one of the… livelier participants in this year’s Bake Off, always picking up her wobbles and whatnot. Sadly, as we all are eventually, she became unstuck by her Spanische Windtorte and was fourth to leave the tent. A modern tragedy worthy of The Globe, I’m sure you’ll agree tbh.

Sandy

[Samm]

Sandy sucked

[Shaun]

*puts on Break Free again out of respect*

[MB.]

#85



Points: 14
Votes: 2

The designated older houseguest and inevitable first boot from this year’s season of Big Brother Canada, Patricia “Risha” Denner may not have made much of an impression (as perhaps evidenced by the fact that I’d called her ‘Risha Dinner’ until I went back over at the end), but from her short stay in the house (I know some people said that she didn’t have enough of a game etc, which might have made sense if she was in the house longer than twenty minutes) she seemed preferable to, well, a number of other houseguests. So, of course, the Canadian public voted her out over Pilar Of All People. Also she took her bra off once? Was that a thing? Risha Denner, everyone.

[Mitchell]

Didnt watch much BBCA this year, but shes hawt