[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

How do you react when you go to brush your teeth, but instead of toothpaste, Rev Richard Coles comes out?

avoid that brand in future, and return to aquafresh x

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

She’s not on that day, your normal doctor is back from Sweden

then i make a complaint due to inappropriate behaviour

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

avoid that brand in future, and return to aquafresh x

It was Aquafresh

[RileyH]

who is your favourite Tracy Beaker character

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

It was Aquafresh

but we don’t buy aquafresh, we buy sensydone i think x

[Mitchell]

How do you react when you buy a kit Kat 4 finger, you open it up and eat 3 of them, but then all of a sudden the Wealdstone raider (wearing a mask of lauren harries), swings in on a vine and eats your last finger?

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by RileyH

who is your favourite Tracy Beaker character

please dont kill me but i have never watched tracy beaker

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

How do you react when you buy a kit Kat 4 finger, you open it up and eat 3 of them, but then all of a sudden the Wealdstone raider (wearing a mask of lauren harries), swings in on a vine and eats your last finger?

well if he wants some (of my kit kat), i’ll give it to him!

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by RileyH

who is your favourite Tracy Beaker character

Can’t you take this seriously and ask him serious questions

What came first, the egg or George Hamilton?

[Mitchell]

How do you react when 1/4th of the band Lawson try and convince you that they’re a successful band?

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

Can’t you take this seriously and ask him serious questions

What came first, the egg or George Hamilton?

Kim Woodburn did when he splashed water up her shorts

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

How do you react when 1/4th of the band Lawson try and convince you that they’re a successful band?

“Lawson, you’re fired” 👉🏻

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

please dont kill me but i have never watched tracy beaker

Originally Posted by Mitchell

Can’t you take this seriously and ask him serious questions

[Mitchell]

How do you react when you go for a job interview at Taco Bell, but when you arrive the receptionist is Sinitta wearing nothing but pictures of your next door neighbour?

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by RileyH

sorry love x

[Mitchell]

How do you react when RileyH tries to convince you that CBB20 Brandi wasn’t a let down?

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

How do you react when you go for a job interview at Taco Bell, but when you arrive the receptionist is Sinitta wearing nothing but pictures of your next door neighbour?

first of all, since when did we have taco bell in scotland?
second of all, receptionists don’t exist at taco bell
third of all, i’d react by asking Sinitta why she’s wearing pictures of Ann on her

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

How do you react when RileyH tries to convince you that CBB20 Brandi wasn’t a let down?

i agree, although i prefer brandi in small doses

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

first of all, since when did we have taco bell in scotland?
second of all, receptionists don’t exist at taco bell
third of all, i’d react by asking Sinitta why she’s wearing pictures of Ann on her

Stop picking holes in my questions, these are circumstances which regularly happen

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

Stop picking holes in my questions, these are circumstances which regularly happen

are they indeed

[Mitchell]

How do you react when you go to the zoo and instead of the elephants, it’s just Preston from the ordinary boys sitting in for the elephants whilst they have a fag break?

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

How do you react when you go to the zoo and instead of the elephants, it’s just Preston from the ordinary boys sitting in for the elephants whilst they have a fag break?

ask him how his leg’s doing

[Mitchell]

How do you react when you walk into work in the morning and instead of work it’s an intervention where your neighbour Ann, Reverend Kate Bottley, Dani dyer, Jane Asher, Christopher Dean, Trisha Goddard, Black Dagger, Nick Clegg and squeaky George from Gogglebox all tell you they’re concerned about your salsa addiction?

[RileyH]

what is your favourite flavour of pringles

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

How do you react when you walk into work in the morning and instead of work it’s an intervention where your neighbour Ann, Reverend Kate Bottley, Dani dyer, Jane Asher, Christopher Dean, Trisha Goddard, Nick Clegg and squeaky George from Gogglebox all tell you they’re concerned about your salsa addiction?

tell them all to follow me on the twitter