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Old 15-07-2008, 04:17 PM #1
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There was once a green monkey who's name was Angela, decided to swing on some big juicy bananas. He screamed really loud when he jumped into a cried out mummy, "I'm swinging like, like a couple who's date of Brad Pitt was swimming in the swimming pool because he was hot and bothered!"

But then he saw a piece of Luke Marsden doing something nasty so he kissed him tenderly on his penis that had god knows what kind of disease. But never fear! Rocko's here and he's up for eviction from the moment he was running naked with his dad on the tele making "Island of Lesbos".

When they escaped and ran to a man's house, they had fun but fell into another story about fish that look perverted. So Rocko spanks the sexy piece of biscuit. Whilst munching on it, he found that it tasted salty; rather like the hair on his genitals. They opened slowly like a door when the girl from Galway masturbated with an old pile of rotting eyeballs.

Then suddenly a fairy appeared ang gave him a really big magnum to fit his really big gap between his two front teeth which were very crooked and yellow, which slowly started to decay and to fall out.
Rocko's mate Xander got out of the car, then screamed when he saw Kore with a naked lesbian holding something that looked very suspicious; like a sausage but not as tasty.

The bedroom stunk like rotting Smarties and under the duvet, Kathreya was munching on a pair of juicy watermelons whilst Darnell was scrubbing Rebecca's ass, and the phone suddenly started vibrating. So she jumped up and answered. It was Alexandra!

“What you want?”
“I want Kore!”

This is gay, but not as gay as the way you look at juicylicious’ eyes with such passion. “Come to me”, she said lovingly. But suddenly she forgot who she shagged last night and didn’t know what to do! So she thought, “I’ll try something that will work. Bigger, longer, warmer”, which was the thing that dangled Jennifer’s wide fanny! She screamed with terror in her little tiny dress that turned into little lemon drops which was bitter like a lemon, “GET LUKE OUT OF MY THOUGHTS thanks very much!”

“ Luke to win”
“ In your dreams”
“ When you are really being an we will see…”
“ Of course not”

One day I eat a tree then I started munching my shoe. They tasted like cardboard, so I played with my hair until I threw up because I went Aldi. It was then when I decided that I was gay so I kissed gay Luke too.

The End.
But was it Really the end?
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Stories so far:

There was once a green monkey who's name was Angela, decided to swing on some big juicy bananas. He screamed really loud when he jumped into a cried out mummy, "I'm swinging like, like a couple who's date of Brad Pitt was swimming in the swimming pool because he was hot and bothered!"

But then he saw a piece of Luke Marsden doing something nasty so he kissed him tenderly on his penis that had god knows what kind of disease. But never fear! Rocko's here and he's up for eviction from the moment he was running naked with his dad on the tele making "Island of Lesbos".

When they escaped and ran to a man's house, they had fun but fell into another story about fish that look perverted. So Rocko spanks the sexy piece of biscuit. Whilst munching on it, he found that it tasted salty; rather like the hair on his genitals. They opened slowly like a door when the girl from Galway masturbated with an old pile of rotting eyeballs.

Then suddenly a fairy appeared ang gave him a really big magnum to fit his really big gap between his two front teeth which were very crooked and yellow, which slowly started to decay and to fall out.
Rocko's mate Xander got out of the car, then screamed when he saw Kore with a naked lesbian holding something that looked very suspicious; like a sausage but not as tasty.

The bedroom stunk like rotting Smarties and under the duvet, Kathreya was munching on a pair of juicy watermelons whilst Darnell was scrubbing Rebecca's ass, and the phone suddenly started vibrating. So she jumped up and answered. It was Alexandra!

“What you want?”
“I want Kore!”

This is gay, but not as gay as the way you look at juicylicious’ eyes with such passion. “Come to me”, she said lovingly. But suddenly she forgot who she sh****d last night and didn’t know what to do! So she thought, “I’ll try something that will work. Bigger, longer, warmer”, which was the thing that dangled Jennifer’s wide fanny! She screamed with terror in her little tiny dress that turned into little lemon drops which was bitter like a lemon, “GET LUKE OUT OF MY THOUGHTS thanks very much!”

“ Luke to win”
“ In your dreams”
“ When you are really being an we will see…”
“ Of course not”

One day I eat a tree then I started munching my shoe. They tasted like cardboard, so I played with my hair until I threw up because I went Aldi. It was then when I decided that I was gay so I kissed gay Luke too.

The End.
But was it Really the end?
I'm going to enter that in my English coursework! I'll get an A*!
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