[Jason.]

Roberto Conte



I completely forgot about this write-up, but yeah Roberto Roberto ROBERTO! /mary.

Roberto was a middle of the road housemate for me. In a cast as good as BB6, he doesn't really stand out all that much. He's not as good as Derek, Kemal or Craig and maybe even Science, but he's better than Maxwell, Eugene and Anthony. It's been over four years since I re-watched BB6, but honestly, his only memorable moment was dumping a bowl of noodles over Maxwell's head and I mean that was great and all, but not as great as Cidergate or an unhinged Craig lusting over a drunken Anthony or Makosi turning anyone insane just for the sake of it (<3).

I don't wanna hear from you Team Britney @Epic responding to this write-up with an essay on how Roberto was some misunderstood icon or something

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Black Christmas

Roberto Conte



I completely forgot about this write-up, but yeah Roberto Roberto ROBERTO! /mary.

Roberto was a middle of the road housemate for me. In a cast as good as BB6, he doesn't really stand out all that much. He's not as good as Derek, Kemal or Craig and maybe even Science, but he's better than Maxwell, Eugene and Anthony. It's been over four years since I re-watched BB6, but honestly, his only memorable moment was dumping a bowl of noodles over Maxwell's head and I mean that was great and all, but not as great as Cidergate or an unhinged Craig lusting over a drunken Anthony or Makosi turning anyone insane just for the sake of it (<3).

I don't wanna hear from you Team Britney @Epic responding to this write-up with an essay on how Roberto was some misunderstood icon or something

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[Jason.]

A horrific round.

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Black Christmas

A horrific round.

So rude

[Black Dagger]

This is a mess.

Save Lesley and cut BB4 Lisa.

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Kylie Christmas

This is a mess.

Save Lesley and cut BB4 Lisa.

I save Lesley who is a goddess, Marc can **** himself for even daring to nominate her.

Lisa Jeynes



She's Lisa Jeynes from Big Brother 4 and she could kill you with two fingers, yeah ghetto bitch, poke those ****ers in the eyes, I've never seen Big Brother 4 but every housemate left was iconic so I had to cull her, sorry, she's just a catchphrase from what I can gather on Google tho.

Plus this happened post show apparently.

After leaving the House, Lisa lost about a stone-and-a-half. Because of this, she began to have Botox and lots of other surgery, such as a breast augmentation, a nose job, lip enhancement.

Get that nose job hun, you deserve it x

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Kylie Christmas

I save Lesley who is a goddess, Marc can **** himself for even daring to nominate her.

Lisa Jeynes



She's Lisa Jeynes from Big Brother 4 and she could kill you with two fingers, yeah ghetto bitch, poke those ****ers in the eyes, I've never seen Big Brother 4 but every housemate left was iconic so I had to cull her, sorry, she's just a catchphrase from what I can gather on Google tho.

Plus this happened post show apparently.

After leaving the House, Lisa lost about a stone-and-a-half. Because of this, she began to have Botox and lots of other surgery, such as a breast augmentation, a nose job, lip enhancement.

Get that nose job hun, you deserve it x

Lisa (the 'killing someone with 2 fingers' line was actually in the house... to Ray I think )

Apparently as well she had all that surgery because of the media reaction to her when she was in the house. She was treated horribly in the papers being ridiculed for her appearance and claims she was a man etc (Davina actually asked her if she was a man during her exit interview )

Legend though, I'm glad she ranked relatively highly (and surprised since not many people know who she is)

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Kylie Christmas

I've never seen Big Brother 4 but every housemate left was iconic so I had to cull her, sorry, she's just a catchphrase from what I can gather on Google tho.

Lisa Jeynes is NOT just a catchphrase

Youtube video

[Shaun]

Cal, Robert & Daniel are left to vote

[Epic.]

What are these trashy ass noms

Save Michelle Cut Shell

[Daniel-X]

I'm gonna save Nicky and cut Narinder (as much as I'm aware she's probably a brilliant housemate)

[Epic.]

I still can't believe Brian Dowling didn't get Top 25

[Shaun]

thanks to miserable Nicky being saved this means we will now lose one of Nadia or Nikki and Cal's a bloody Nikki stan SAVE OUR NADIA, SOMEONE WITH #SAR

[Daniel-X]

Excuse you Shaun! Nicky Maxwell's VT alone is more important than ANYTHING Nadia Almada did and don't you ****ing dare state otherwise!

[Epic.]

I prefer Nadia to Nikki but no way do I prefer Nadia to Michelle who I had to save

[Marsh.]

Nicky Maxwell has got higher than the Ultimate Housemate?

[LemonJam]

I think the real tragedy here is the axeing of Shell Jubin

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by LemonJam

I think the real tragedy here is the axeing of Shell Jubin

Had I been able to come earlier there'd have been about 3-5 I'd have cut before her in this round so oops</3

[Daniel.]

I trust Cal to give Nadia a good write up </3

[Babayaro.]

iconic round

[reece(:]

Nicky is a Top 5 HM so Dan did good

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Nicky is a Top 5 HM so Dan did good

Not even top 50 tbh

[Jake.]

47th: Charlie Doherty


Now she should really count her lucky stars that she's had Cal in this rankdown, because Charlie deserves to be 125th at best!

She was part of the weird BB17 launch night twist due to her ex-romance with Jason, and unfortunately it her her infuriating obsession which is what led to her downfall.

Following him around, having tantrums, coming back in a task only to shout abuse at him, crying etc; all great in the form of gifs, but she literally handed him the win. Charlie provided a great subplot and I think it worked better when she was in the "other" house but she ruined her chances the moment she couldn't let go.

Charlie was fine and definitely is not the worst to come from BB17, but enough is enough.

[Headie]

"Shut up singing SHYTE!"

"We're not we're singing Spice Girls!"

[reece(:]

"if I walk will I still get deals?"