[Epic.]

*after Toya leaves*
Crowd: BOOOOOO!
Toya: ....MWAHAHAHA!

[Epic.]

Emma: For that crowd and the amount of boos you got, you are taking it very! Well!
Toya: Of course I have to!
Emma: Because I thought you'd come out here going 'UH UH! I'M NOT TAKING ANYTHING!"
Toya: Honey, if they booin, it's cause they luuuuv me honey! Know what I mean?
*Crowd boos erupt throughout the entire studio*
Toya: But they're all following me on Twitter I bet ya! All them!
Crowd: OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF--

[Epic.]

Emma: Enough of Marlon, we've gotta get onto Helen
Everyone: BOOOOO
Toya: INNIT?

[Headie]

Make sure you watch Dish On The Side for more of our girl

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Hayden

Make sure you watch Dish On The Side for more of our girl

Her mere presence causing Marlon to tremble in fear<3

[Epic.]

So the girls are the power housemates because of the latest rigged Channel 5 twist as no males have been evicted and I'm SCREAMING at Ashleigh and Danielle trying not to snap while Helen talks complete ****e right beside them them

[Epic.]

Mess at my assumption being right

Marcus: In the bedroom, Danielle and Ashleigh are having reservations about a power share, with Helen.
Danielle: She fackin tries it with either of us Ashleh, ah'll go through ha like a ton eh bricks
Ashleigh: Oh me too ;/
Danielle: If she fookin brings it on, bring it on.
Ashleigh: Me and you, I swurr to god, see if ye back down tomorrow in this task room, or whenever it is.
Danielle: You don't have to worry about that.
Ashleigh: I swurr to god, me and you will be DONE.
Danielle: You-do-not-have-to worry about that... me and you are in SYNC, we ain't doin NUTTIN! Ye don't need to worry, ye have my word on that.
Ashleigh: Mm-hm?
Danielle: So don't even FRET IT. You-have-my-word! Buh if she evah THINKS of STARTING VERBALLY OR PHYSICALLY on me and you, I will go through her like a ton, of, bricks! I've not liked her from the word GO! I do think she's a SLAG!
Ashleigh: Really?
Danielle: Ah think she's DESGUSTEN to be quite honest. I think she's one of the most VIOOL WOMEN I've ever came across in my layfe!

The stars of the series now

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 19/20/21 Highlights
1. Mark (+1)
2. Toya (-1)
3. Ashleigh (+1)
4. Danielle (-1)
5. Matthew (-)
6. Christopher (-)
7. Chris (-)
8. Kimberly (+1)
9. Jale (-1)
10. Steven (-)
11. Winston (-)
12. Marlon (-)
13. Ash (-)
14. Helen (-)

Day 22/23 Highlights (Toya Evicted - Ashleigh, Danielle, Helen, Jale, and Kimberly get power; Ash, Chris, Christopher, Mark, Marlon, Matthew, Steven and Winston nominated)
1. Mark (-)
2. Toya (-)
3. Ashleigh (-)
4. Danielle (-)
5. Matthew (-)
6. Christopher (-)
7. Chris (-)
8. Jale (+1)
9. Steven (+1)
10. Kimberly (-2)
11. Winston (-)
12. Marlon (-)
13. Ash (-)
14. Helen (-)

I don't even know how Toya got evicted. Even if the crowd (wrongly) thought she acted out of line in her big arguments, those were all at the beginning of the week. Ash has been behaving like a **** the entire week so statistically the votes should've been stacked against him and Toya didn't even do anything wrong. She was goaded by Winston, Ash and Marlon and I dunno how it wasn't seen. On a Channel 4 series, someone who's confrontational without being offensive like her would've easily survived this eviction</3

Glad she at least gave Ashleigh a pep talk to stick up against Helen hours before she left though, chanting as she left 'REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU ASHLEIGH!'

[Matthew.]

Danielle, Jade, Jack and Jo are ****ing vile

Ian is right, it’s bullying

[Matthew.]

The argument over the OXO cube was so uncomfortable to watch but Shilpa did so well to hold her own against that bunch of bullies

She ended her with “Your claim to fame is THIS!”

[Epic.]

Unpopular opinion, but Jack Tweed is the biggest twunt twunt and the worst of those by far, mainly cause he had absolutely zero regret

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Unpopular opinion, but Jack Tweed is the biggest twunt twunt and the worst of those by far, mainly cause he had absolutely zero regret

They’re all equally as bad as each other imo, next time i do a post eviction ranking, I might just class the 4 of them as one housemate so I don’t have to decide which one’s better/worse

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

The argument over the OXO cube was so uncomfortable to watch but Shilpa did so well to hold her own against that bunch of bullies

She ended her with “Your claim to fame is THIS!”

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 22/23 Highlights (Toya Evicted - Ashleigh, Danielle, Helen, Jale, and Kimberly get power; Ash, Chris, Christopher, Mark, Marlon, Matthew, Steven and Winston nominated)
1. Mark (-)
2. Toya (-)
3. Ashleigh (-)
4. Danielle (-)
5. Matthew (-)
6. Christopher (-)
7. Chris (-)
8. Jale (+1)
9. Steven (+1)
10. Kimberly (-2)
11. Winston (-)
12. Marlon (-)
13. Ash (-)
14. Helen (-)

I don't even know how Toya got evicted. Even if the crowd (wrongly) thought she acted out of line in her big arguments, those were all at the beginning of the week. Ash has been behaving like a **** the entire week so statistically the votes should've been stacked against him and Toya didn't even do anything wrong. She was goaded by Winston, Ash and Marlon and I dunno how it wasn't seen. On a Channel 4 series, someone who's confrontational without being offensive like her would've easily survived this eviction</3

Glad she at least gave Ashleigh a pep talk to stick up against Helen hours before she left though, chanting as she left 'REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU ASHLEIGH!'

I think for Ashleigh, Toya leaving was great for her because she becomes so good from that point.

Ashleigh

[Matthew.]

Even Davina is certain sure that Jade is going

“...I will be telling Jade tha... or Shilpa... that their time in the house is up”

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Days 9 & 10 - Leo & Carole out
1. Dirk (+2)
2. Shilpa (-)
3. Carole (+2)
4. Jermaine (-)
5. Cleo (+2)
6. Ian (+2)
7. Danielle (+2)
8. Jade (-2)
9. Jo (+1)
10. Leo (+2)
11. Jack (-)

Days 10-17 - Jade out
1. Shilpa (+1)
2. Jermaine (+2)
3. Dirk (-2)
4. Ian (+2)
5. Cleo (-)
6. Jack (+5)
7. Danielle (-)
8. Jo (+1)
9. Jade (-1)

[Epic.]

Jade is way better than those three cretins imo. She felt genuinely guilty about her actions and was the first to own up to them. Danielle and Jo had really weak 'apologies' and clearly brushed off the effect of how drastic their behaviour was, and Jack hated there being apologies to begin with

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Jade is way better than those three cretins imo. She felt genuinely guilty about her actions and was the first to own up to them. Danielle and Jo had really weak 'apologies' and clearly brushed off the effect of how drastic their behaviour was, and Jack hated there being apologies to begin with

The order of them 4 means nothing, I pretty much dislike them equally tbh

[Epic.]

Danielle: ARISTOCATS want a woman that's been finishing school to marry in high society, yeah!
Marlon: When you say 'high society' whaddyu mean by 'high society'?
Danielle: Like an ARISTOCAT.
Marlon: An 'aristocat' is...?
Danielle: An aristocat is someone that--
Marlon: That earns six figures?
Danielle: Yeah, just like very high upbringing.
Winston: What's that film with the cats and dogs?
Danielle: Ah nah that's 'The Aristocrats' yeah!

aristocrat
/ˈarɪstəkrat,əˈrɪstəkrat/Submit
noun
a member of the aristocracy.
"a decadent old blue-blooded aristocrat"
synonyms: nobleman, noblewoman, lord, lady, peer, peeress, peer of the realm, patrician, grandee, titled man/woman/person



I can't deal with Danielle's complete lack of awareness

[Matthew.]

Found this about Ken Russell’s time in the house and it’s hilarious

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...g-Brother.html

Ken Russell's first thought when three intruders marched into the Celebrity Big Brother house was that they were terrorists. Vaguely alarmed, he listened intently as the two women in the group conversed, to try to ascertain the nature of the threat.
It was impossible. "The mother was so noisy. She couldn't stop talking, but it was jibberish," says Ken.

"I vaguely recognised the odd word, but it was a language of their own that they alone understood. A sort of pidgin English, or perhaps crow English is a better description.

"Later the mother told me she'd been in a motorcycle accident in which she had 'died' for nine hours, and I realised what had happened to her - she was brain dead. It all made sense."

Russell, who had warned the programme's producers beforehand that he did not "do thick, ignorant people", said he had to get out once Jade and Jackiey arrived.

[Epic.]

Ash, Winston and Marlon doing a strip dance for the girls and Ashleigh looking DISGUSTED by Marlon's stripping while Danielle endlessly laughs about it<3333

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Ash, Winston and Marlon doing a strip dance for the girls and Ashleigh looking DISGUSTED by Marlon's stripping while Danielle endlessly laughs about it<3333

Kimberly at the side looking miserable and Jale sitting beside her going “Off, off, off!”

[Epic.]

Now she's freaking out at him for spilling Danielle's champagne, interrupting his strip dance by yelling "THE CHAMPAGNE!"

[Epic.]

*"I WANT SOME HOT STUFF BABY THIS EVENING!" plays during strip performance*
Ashleigh: AY'M TRAUMATAYSED!

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Ik it’s meant to be “best bits” but that was NOTHING like what Richard was like in the house! It made me like him

also it’s not very often they use a good song for best bits, and the rare occasion when they do, they use it on him!

And now they’re using that particular song for a task and Jo doesn’t like it

Awful, awful housemate