[Joe.]

MY BIG BROTHER US S11-17 ALL STARS-

Houseguests-


Week 1-

Spoiler:

- Clay won the first HoH competition.
- Clay formed an alliance with Dominic, Lane & Derrick called 'The All Star Busters'
- The alliance decided to target the Reilly sisters.
- Candice, Rachel, Elissa & Lydia formed a girl's alliance.
- Clay nominated Candice & Nicole, both as pawns with the intention of using the veto on one of them.
- Elissa won the power of veto, taking ally Candice off the block, she was unaware though that sister Rachel would go up as a replacement!
- Nicole and ally's Judd/Ian decided she didn't have to do anything to survive the vote.
- Meanwhile Rachel rallied up her supporters- only needed eight votes, she already had three secured in her alliance.
- At the eviction Rachel's efforts paid off and Nicole was evicted on a vote of 9-6 with other female housemates supporting her staying.

Week 2-

Spoiler:

- Derrick won the HoH comp keeping the 'All Star Busters' in power.
- The alliance wanted to target the Reilly's once again but Derrick had other plans when he realised Kevin was leaking information to the girls.
- After Judd's ally Nicole was evicted he became annoyed with the rest of the housemates and has only been talking to Ian.
- Derrick nominated Kevin and Judd for eviction against his allies wishes.
- Da'vonne won the power of veto and decided to work against Derrick by taking friend Kevin off the block.
- Lane highlighted the alliance of two between Ian and Judd to Derrick though Clay and Dominic were pushing for Derrick to backdoor one of the Reilly sisters.
- Derrick nominated Ian as the replacement nominee.
- With a very split vote, Judd was evicted on 8-6 after the house was confused as to who to vote for. Derrick was pleased he remained with not much blood on his hands.

Week 3-

Spoiler:

-Caleb kept up the male HoH reign by winning the latest endurance competion.
- Fearing for her safety Candice made a deal with Caleb to not nominate Elissa or her.
- Rachel is annoyed that ally Candice left her out of the deal.
- Caleb nominates Kevin and Rachel for eviction, Kevin after his sloppy antics last week.
- John won the power of veto.
- Candice revealed her deal with Caleb to the rest of the house, angering Caleb.
- Caleb persuaded John to use the veto on Kevin and nominated Candice in his spot!
- With yet another split vote Rachel was evicted on a vote of 8-5 between her and Candice.

Week 4-

Spoiler:

- Lydia shocked everyone by winning the Memory based HOH comp, giving the girls alliance (Candice, Elissa, Lydia) power for the first time!
- Da'vonne promised loyalty to the girls alliance, replacing Rachel as a number.
- Lydia nominated strong male Clay for eviction alongside John who did Caleb's dirty work last week.
- Clay begins panicking he is up and send Dominic to try and persuade Lydia to put a different target on the block namely flip-flopping voter being Kalia or Porsche.
- Caleb won the power of veto and decided to take Clay off the block.
- Elissa told Lydia to ignore Dominic though after becoming suspicious of Kalia's true intentions with the boys alliance she nominated her as the replacement.
- At the eviction John made it clear that Lydia had wasted her HoH. Though in her speech Kalia ousted the two clear alliances in the house.
- Kalia was evicted in an almost unanimous 9-3 vote.

Week 5-

Spoiler:

- Candice won the next HoH competition and after her alliance was ousted at the eviction she clearly celebrated with Elissa, Lydia and Da'vonne.
- Candice makes her targets clear at the nomination ceremony as she nominates Clay and Caleb.
- At the veto pick, Dominic and John are picked alongside Ian, angering Candice.
- Caleb won the veto competition and made it clear he was taking himself off the block.
- Candice decided that she would threaten Ian with the block if he didn't find out the boy's alliance. Ian did so and relayed the names of Dominic, Derrick, Clay and Lane to Candice.
- Candice nominated strong male Lane as a replacement nominee.
- After his strong challenge performances Clay was evicted on a 6-5 vote against Lane. 13 housemates remain!

Week 6-

Spoiler:

- The girls worst fears come true when eviction survivor Lane wins the latest HoH!
- Lane discusses targeting Candice with Dominic and Derrick and decides to pull Danielle in as a pawn.
- Going through with his plan, Lane nominates Candice and Danielle at the nomination ceremony.
- Despite Kevin and Lydia being picked at the veto ceremony, Lane wins the power of veto and decides against using it.
- Elissa, Lydia, Da'vonne and close ally Kevin attempt to rally up supporters for keeping Candice though do consider getting rid of her.
- Danielle is shocked to be evicted on a 7-3 vote after only Caleb, Derrick and Dominic voted against Candice!

Twelve remain- Caleb, Candice, Da'vonne, Derrick, Dominic, Elissa, Ian, John, Kevin, Lane, Lydia and Porsche.

Week 7-

Spoiler:

- Derrick won his second HoH competition and celebrated with his remaining alliance members Lane and Dominic.
- Lane proposed bringing Caleb and maybe John into their alliance.
- John told Derrick that Kevin has been solely on the girls side.
- Derrick decided to go against his alliance once again and nominate flip-flopper Porsche and the girls alliance's closest ally Kevin.
- Elissa won the power of veto, fearing that if she used it on Kevin then Derrick would nominate one of her closest allies she chose not to use it.
- Kevin was evicted against Porsche at the eviction, only recieving one sympathy vote from Candice, but the girls alliance new his time was up. Instead they wanted to keep Porsche in an attempt to rally her on their side.

Eleven remain- Caleb, Candice, Da'vonne, Derrick, Dominic, Elissa, Ian, John, Lane, Lydia and Porsche,

Week 8-

Spoiler:

- Lane won the latest HoH and decided with Dominic that they should go for big targets this week.
- With the house clearly split and Ian in the middle he decided to approach Lane to gurantee his safety.
- At the nomination ceremony lines were clearly drawn with Elissa and Candice being nominated.
- Elissa won the power of veto for the second week in a row.
- After Elissa took herself off the block her replacement was Lydia.
- With a girls alliance member definately leaving Elissa and Da'vonne pulled Porsche onto their side and discussed bringing Ian in.
- Lydia announced she was targeting the boys to Ian who relayed the information to Lane.
- In a vote of 5-3 Lydia was evicted from the house, Candice shocked at the results.

Ten remain- Caleb, Candice, Da'vonne, Derrick, Dominic, Elissa, Ian, John, Lane and Porsche.

Week 9-

Spoiler:

- John won the latest HoH another endurance comp and although presumed a wildcard before it was clear he's on the boys side now.
- Realising Porsche was definately with the girls now John gave Porsche a last ditch chance to save herself.
- John nominated Elissa and Porsche at the nomination ceremony.
- The girls are distraught at the veto pick when Lane, Dominic and Derrick are all picked.
- Derrick won the latest Power of Veto and wondered if he should make a big move.
- Derrick talked with John secretly throughout the night wondering what to do.
- At the veto ceremony Derrick shocked everyone by taking Elissa off of the block!
- John made a big move and decided to get rid of their alliance's 'dead weight' by nominating Caleb!
- Despite the girls voting to evict Caleb, Derrick decided to vote with the boys still and Ian's vote was the deciding factor- he voted to evict Porsche. Meaning Porsche was evicted on a 4-3 vote.

Nine remain- Caleb, Candice, Da'vonne, Derrick, Dominic, Elissa, Ian, John and Lane.

But Julie wasn't finished for the night...

Week 9 Double Eviction-

Spoiler:

- After Julie announced all housemates could participate in the HoH comp in an all time first, John won his consecutive second HoH!
- In the quick talks that happened Derrick agreed to be a pawn.
- John nominated Elissa and Derrick.
- Derrick won the POV and decided to use it on himself against John's wishes.
- John nominated Caleb as the replacement nominee, keeping his target from earlier in the night and choosing to detatch himself from the boys.
- Candice and Da'vonne obviously decided to vote against Caleb, the boys consisting of Derrick, Lane and Dominic voted to evict Elissa. It was Ian's vote that made it a tie as he voted to evict Caleb.
- John was given five minutes to make a decision during the ad break, most housemates came to talk to him though Dominic and Lane persuaded John to keep Caleb.
- Despite John's bad blood with Caleb he decided to evict Elissa.

Eight remain- Caleb, Candice, Da'vonne, Derrick, Dominic, Ian, John and Lane.

Week 10-

Spoiler:

- Dominic won his first HoH in a quiz competition.
- Da'vonne and Candice now knowing they were outnumbered lobbied to keep Ian after his imporant vote at the double eviction.
- Dominic nominated Da'vonne and Ian. In his speech he explained the reason he was nominating Ian was because of making it a split vote at the double eviction.
- John promised Dominic, Lane and Derrick his loyalty and explained why he thinks Caleb is such a wildcard.
- John wins the power of veto and tells Dominic he wants to use it on Ian who he has been close to.
- Caleb's behaviour continues to worry Dominic after he's seen chatting with Candice and Da'vonne.
- John used the veto on Ian and Caleb is used as the replacement nominee.
- Although Candice and Da'vonne continue to try and get some support it seems like Caleb has already solidified his place back in the boy's allianc after he talks through his fued with John.
- Da'vonne is evicted in a 3-2 vote, only Candice and Ian voting to keep Da'vonne. Ian continuing to show his disloyalty to John and the boys.

Seven remain- Caleb, Candice, Derrick, Dominic, Ian, John and Lane.

Week 11-

Spoiler:

- Caleb wins the latest HoH competiton.
- Caleb and John have another row after Ian pins his vote on John.
- Caleb nominates Candice and John at the nomination ceremony.
- Feeling completely outnumbered Candice attempts to make a deal with Derrick though it may have fallen on deaf ears.
- Caleb hears from Candice that Lane was in on him being nominated last week as a replacement nominee.
- Dominic wins the power of veto and decides to use it on John as Caleb assures him Ian will be going up on the block instead.
- Caleb completely turns his back on the boys alliance by nominating Lane as a replacement nominee.
- Derrick tells Candice she has a chance as she is against Lane on the block.
- Although at the eviction Derrick is the only one to vote to save Candice who is evicted on a 3-1 vote.

Six remain- Caleb, Derrick, Dominic, Ian, John and Lane.

Though it's another double eviction!

Week 11 Double Eviction-

Spoiler:

- Lane wins the HoH and is told by Ian that Derrick was the sole vote to save Candice.
- Lane uses this information to nominate Derrick and Ian instead of John who has proven his loyalty in the past week.
- Derrick wins the POV and the only option for Lane is to nominate Caleb and he is alligned with Dominic and John.
- John is the only vote to evict Caleb with Ian being voted on a 2-1 vote.

Five remain- Caleb, Derrick, Dominic, John and Lane.

Week 12-

Spoiler:

- Caleb wins the latest HoH competition.
- Lane tells Dominic he is worried he will be nominated after nominated Caleb at the double eviction.
- Caleb nominates Lane and John for eviction at the nomination ceremony.
- Dominic wins the power of veto and after being persuaded by Derrick and Caleb he chooses not to use the veto, assuring Lane he is safe anyway as Derrick will evict John.
- Dominic and Derrick are the sole votes and Derrick double crosses Dominic by choosing to evict Lane making it a 1-1 tie. Caleb breaks the tie and chooses to evict John.

Four remain- Caleb, Derrick, Dominic and Lane.

Week 13-

Spoiler:

- Derrick wins the latest HoH and is relieved after his secret plan to evict Lane did not go to plan.
- Lane and Dominic fear that Derrick has been playing them the whole time.
- Dominic talks to Derrick and secures his safety and allegiance.
- Derrick nominates Lane and Caleb for eviction.
- Caleb wins the power of veto, forcing Derrick's hand at nominating Dominic- pitting allies Lane and Dominic against each other on the block.
- Both Lane and Dominic vie for Caleb's vote.
- Caleb chooses to evict Lane because he feels he can beat Dominic in a competition easier.

The final three- Caleb, Dominic and Derrick!

THE FINAL HOH/EVICTION-

Spoiler:

Part 1 Winner- Caleb
Part 2 Winner- Derrick

- Caleb wins the final HoH and must decide to evict either Derrick or Dominic.
- After a discussion with both Derrick and Dominic, Caleb decides to evict Dominic after feeling Dominic will be known as responsible for the boys alliance.

JURY/FINAL DECISION-

Spoiler:

- Caleb and Derrick both put across their points to the jury who are conflicted as to who to vote for.
- Caleb says that although he was an enemy of both the girls and later on the boys alliance he still survived.
- Derrick states that he worked against the boys alliance though the hury points out it wasn't very succesful.

- Caleb wins on a close vote of 5-4!

*Note all this was done by random on the randomizer with me filling in the bits and writing the story!
Da'vonne was voted as the season's fan favorite in a close vote between Candice and her.

[Shaun]

Big Brother: Cougar Town
Cast List


Eviction One

[I assume she got into the hosiery after pieing Julie in the face.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Anne: Julie & Paula
Carol: Ulrika & Rula
Carole.: Coleen & Carol
Claire: Ivana & Denise
Cleo: Pamela & Paula
Coleen: Carol & Julie
Denise: Coleen & Julie
Ivana: Nadia & Claire
Julie: Pamela & Claire
Michelle: Ulrika & Rula
Nadia: Denise & Paula
Pamela: Julie & Paula
Paula: Denise & Ulrika
Rula:: Carol & Julie
Sam: Claire & Paula
Ulrika: Carol & Nadia

Nominated: Julie Goodyear & Paula Hamilton </3 </3 </3
No Nominations!: Anne, Carole, Cleo, Michelle & Sam (lol)
Evicted: Julie Goodyear </3
[DON'T TALK SHIIIIITE.]

Eviction Two

[Nice of Coleen to end the feud]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Anne: Carol & Nadia
Carol: Ulrika & Rula
Carole.: Coleen & Michelle
Claire: Coleen & Anne
Cleo: Pamela & Paula
Coleen: Carol & Ulrika
Denise: Claire & Paula
Ivana: Nadia & Carol
Michelle: Rula & Sam
Nadia: Carol & Anne
Pamela: Cleo & Ulrika
Paula: Denise & Rula
Rula:: Carol & Michelle
Sam: Michelle & Coleen
Ulrika: Carol & Paula

Nominated: ok here goes: Carol McGiffin, Coleen Nolan, Michelle Visage, Paula Hamilton, Rula Lenska & Ulrika Jonsson
No Nominations!: just mama Ivana <3
Evicted: Ulrika Jonsson
[obviously a distressing result but can we @ mama Michelle ignoring the production team and going for the single piece of bait <3]

Eviction Three

[OK so maybe she ended the above feud for the wrong reasons]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Anne: Carol & Paula
Carol: Coleen & Cleo
Carole.: Coleen & Ivana
Claire: Coleen & Anne
Cleo: Pamela & Paula
Coleen: Carol & Claire
Denise: Coleen & Anne
Ivana: Nadia & Claire
Michelle: Rula & Carole
Nadia: Carol & Claire
Pamela: Ivana & Carol
Paula: Nadia & Anne
Rula:: Carole & Ivana
Sam: Carol & Ivana

Nominated: Carol McGiffin, Coleen Nolan & Ivana Trump
No Nominations!: Denise, Michelle & Sam (lol)
Evicted: Ivana </3
[The Loose Women alliance continues!!!!!! (even if they keep nominating each other)]

Eviction Four

[it would seem this is a series of many problematic faves]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Anne: Denise & Cleo
Carol: Rula & Carole
Carole.: Rula & Carol
Claire: Pamela & Paula
Cleo: Pamela & Sam
Coleen: Carol & Michelle
Denise: Coleen & Anne
Michelle: Rula & Sam
Nadia: Carol & Carole (lol)
Pamela: Cleo & Carol
Paula: Claire & Rula
Rula:: Carole & Carol (lol)
Sam: Coleen & Cleo

Nominated: Carol McGiffin & Rula Lenska
No Nominations!: NADIA SAWALHA APPARENTLY????
Evicted: Carol
[yeah bye bitch]

Eviction Five

[fair enough, Sam.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Anne: Carole & Paula
Carole.: Michelle & Anne
Claire: Anne & Paula
Cleo: Pamela & Paula
Coleen: Claire & Pamela
Denise: Coleen & Claire
Michelle: Rula & Coleen
Nadia: Denise & Claire
Pamela: Cleo & Claire
Paula: Claire & Cleo
Rula:: Paula & Michelle
Sam: Denise & Cleo

Nominated: Claire King & Paula Hamilton
No Nominations!: Nadia & Sam (beginning to ship these two tbh)
Evicted: Claire
[not ideal but I'll take it]

Eviction Six

[You've nominated him twice, Michelle, get some chill.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Anne: Cleo & Paula
Carole.: Coleen & Nadia
Cleo: Anne & Paula
Coleen: Michelle & Pamela
Denise: Coleen & Sam
Michelle: Rula & Coleen
Nadia: Denise & Carole
Pamela: Cleo & Michelle
Paula: Coleen & Anne
Rula:: Carole & Michelle
Sam: Michelle & Coleen

Nominated: Coleen Nolan & Michelle Visage
No Nominations!: n/a </3
Evicted: Coleen
[yes let's let someone else make the highlights thanks coleen]

Eviction Seven

[Imagine the hen houses from Chicken Run, basically]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Anne: Cleo & Denise
Carole.: Anne & Michelle
Cleo: Anne & Paula
Denise: Anne & Paula
Michelle: Rula & Carole
Nadia: Denise & Anne
Pamela: Cleo & Michelle
Paula: Nadia & Anne
Rula:: Paula & Michelle
Sam: Michelle & Cleo

Nominated: Anne Diamond & Michelle Visage
No Nominations!: Sam Robertson oh and PAMELA BACH-HASSELHOFF????
Evicted: Michelle
[disgusting.]

Eviction Eight

[quite right, nads.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Anne: Cleo & Paula
Carole.: Paula & Nadia
Cleo: Anne & Pamela
Denise: Pamela & Paula
Nadia: Denise & Paula
Pamela: Cleo & Paula
Paula: Pamela & Anne
Rula:: Paula & Anne
Sam: Denise & Cleo

Nominated: Anne Diamond, Cleo Rocos, Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff & Paula Hamilton :/
No Nominations!: Sam, Rula & Carole
Evicted: Cleo
[I will take that.]

Eviction Nine

[oh hi carole, welcome to the game]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Anne: Denise & Paula
Carole.: Paula & Nadia
Denise: Pamela & Paula
Nadia: Denise & Carole
Pamela: Rula & Paula
Paula: Nadia & Anne
Rula:: Sam & Anne
Sam: Denise & Paula

Nominated: Denise Welsh & Paula Hamilton
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Paula
[UGH.]

Eviction Ten

[SCALP THAT IRREL BITCH, NADS ]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Anne: Nadia & Rula
Carole.: Anne & Nadia
Denise: Pamela & Nadia
Nadia: Anne & Carole
Pamela: Rula & Denise
Rula:: Pamela & Anne
Sam: Denise & Rula

Nominated: Anne Diamond, Nadia Sawalha & Rula Lenska (smh)
No Nominations!: Sam lol
Evicted: Nadia
[UGH. x200]

6th Place eviction: Rula Lenska
5th Place eviction: Carole Malone
4th Place eviction: Anne Diamond

Finale

[oh.]


Statistics

Launch, mid-series and finale popularity rankings~

Most Nominations: Paula (31) & Anne (30)
Fewest Nominations: Julie & Ivana (5), Ulrika (6), Sam (7)
Most Evictions Survived: Anne & Paula (4)
Never Up for Eviction: Sam
Closest Eviction: Ulrika only got 20% out of six nominees.
Biggest Eviction Percentage: Coleen, 65% versus Michelle Visage

and finally

[MB.]

Iconic.

Just not for Sam.

[Black Dagger]

Literally would end my life if this series was an actual thing.

Julie going first. Paula going over Denise and Denise winning <\33333

[Lostie!]

So I did this Celebrity Apprentice one a few days ago and forgot to upload the results. Probably because the end result was atrocious.



Results Table:

Spoiler:

Fan Favourite:

Spoiler:

[reece(:]

Dayana slayed it!

[MB.]

Well, I got... 5 right? So far?

[MB.]

Also, you can actually do things with the BB6 revamp now. So go do things.

[Lostie!]

I'm embarrassingly excited to do one with the new lot tomorrow (yes I doubt they'll be added yet but I'll just do it manually).

[Lostie!]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Dayana slayed it!

Just a shame she didn't win and LampanHELLi did.

Patricia going out too early again too. Anck-Su-Namun needs ha justice!

[MB.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Ok so who'll be doing the first one with the Great British Bake Off cast then

Answer: moi



Results etc:

Spoiler:

[Pete.]

http://brantsteele.com/survivor/samoa/r.php?c=R8GCrCuD

The TRUE UK vs USA - live it and breathe it tbh (and I cant be bothered to do tables etc)

[Nick.]

Dog Eat Dog Simulator has been added! (Never heard of it either)



Jackie winning.

[Headie]

At the end of the day, it's dog eat dog

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Hayden

At the end of the day, it's dog eat dog

Goodbye

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Pete.

Goodbye

End Of.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Hayden

At the end of the day, it's dog eat dog

Post of the decade

[Lostie!]

I have no idea what the eff this Dog Eat Dog thing is but I need to get in on it.

[LukeB]

what has happened to future template

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by LukeB

what has happened to future template

Deleted RIP

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Pete.

Deleted RIP

</3 why

[Lostie!]

RIP to the template you used to see. </3

[LukeB]

Spoiler:

[MB.]

They've deleted the future template because they're revamping it I think

(also come through Becky)

[Pete.]

Not the Brittnee omit