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Originally Posted by have a laugh

Josie on her "ladygarden"
"its like a bushtucker trial down there" lol this was last night on live feed when she was talking to jj

PMSL I did hear that one.

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Josie: "I bet [Corin] is down the hairdressers today getting herself some proper hair extensions."

Lmao.

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Dave "Would you move to London if he moved to London?"

Josie "I would move anywhere if John James was there.."

"Even Iraq"

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Josie nominating biscuits.
'I nominate the Rich Tea because when you dunk it you're always on edge... the other day I dunked it and half fell off in my tea.'
'So my first nomination is a custard cream and my second is a rich tea.'

Ha Ha.

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''It's a greedy little bastard it's got two waffers but still wants to be filled with custard cream it's greedy I dont like greedy bastards. Yip my nomination is gonna be for the custard cream''.

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Josie: ''My second nomination a rich tea...I dont wanna do it I dont wanna do it.... there is nothing on top no chocolate on top no smarties nothing....there is nothing very rich about having nothing on top''.

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Josie on Their Perfect Day: ''Lets not get our hopes up that tree is ****er he'd probably have us shoveling **** around the garden''.

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Josie: They dont call me the South West sex pest for nothing
'Lick my batty crease monk face'




We used to have horse **** fights all the time....can't beat a bit of horse ****.



J: I cant wait to get out to wash my minge
JJ2: ****ing hell Jose!

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On the messiness of the house "I'm a bit muddly but I'm not durrrttty"

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Josie saying she loves Larry Lamb too and she couldn't choose between him and George.

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"Did you watch that programme about men that like hairy women? Went abroad and everything to find them. "

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Jo the Hairdresser: What are you gonna do when you get out?

J: See John James, see my friends and family and get a job!

[have a laugh]

Originally Posted by bbfan1991

Josie: They dont call me the South West sex pest for nothing
'Lick my batty crease monk face'




We used to have horse **** fights all the time....can't beat a bit of horse ****.



J: I cant wait to get out to wash my minge
JJ2: ****ing hell Jose!

Hillarious I sdaw that on LF

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LOL Josie on setting up a Barber's Shop

J: ''I'd love that, chatting to people all day. Obviously you'd have to cut a bit of hair''...

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Josie thinks UBB starts 3 days after the final.

Little does she realise.

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LOL Josie: John James tried to run away once


Shouldn't that be more than.

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Josie: They should get a before and after picture...

Definetly.

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Dave: 'No wonder that Australian was kissing you under the dooners"
Josie: "I smoothed him over with my humour"

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''Do you like a finger up the bum, Andrew?"

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Josie: Simon from Blue singing my name in an exclusive song!

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"Cor, even thinking about tomorrow my heart is about to jump out my chest," Josie says. "I don't think I'll piddle my pants this time though."

LOL.

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''Imagine John James taking you out on a date, it'd be the Drive-Thru at McDonalds"

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Josie: I think I need to get some practice in I nearly crumbled even then (on her interview with Davina McCaw)

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"I can't wait to get out of here now"


You'll hopefully win and be going back in there.

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J:"I'll share a hotel room with John James....If his mum lets us"

LOL