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Old 13-02-2007, 09:26 PM #1
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You two timing witch!

*clutches own chest* Arghhhhh my heart.
oh no... continue with the ceremony Reverend Red.. I must get married before he pops his clogs!!!
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Oh no... call an ambulance.... I think Dans having a heart attack!!!!!
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*puts 3D glasses on*

Ooh this is the good part. *hands 3d glasses out*
Thanks.

Ouch. These give me a headache.
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You said you loved me and only wanted my love but you just want my money and have set me up.

*clutches heart harder and collapses*
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Any e-divorce papers Stropz ?
Sadly no

*sees her dreams of becoming a rich gold-digging ho go up in smoke....*
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I forgot to turn the iron off today!
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E-shut-up Tanser

Continues......

The e-vows you are about to take are to be made in the presence of Big Brother,who is e-judge of all and knows all the e-secrets of our e-hearts; therefore if either of you knows a reason why you may not lawfully e-marry, you must declare it now.
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Oh no... call an ambulance.... I think Dans having a heart attack!!!!!
Calls Ambulance....Umm guys, It went straight to answer phone
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*drives into church doors*, slaps linda and put's dan on stretcher.

Destination the strip club.
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After all, you have shunted your own daughter out of your life, whats stopping you shunting me?
This has nothing to do with little Daisy.. don't bring her into this!!! You horrible man!!!! This is precisely why I left you!!!!
Little Daisy. She's not so little anymore... not that you would notice, going with men half your age and forgetting about 'little daisy'.

Who do you think has been looking after Little Daisy?

Huh?
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You said you loved me and only wanted my love but you just want my money and have set me up.

*clutches heart harder and collapses*
Screams "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Tries to run out of the church and skids on Chrizzle's wee....
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ok i will shush
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*cries*

I peed myself and left the iron on, this is the worst day of my life.
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Ok why dod I have to go now?!?!It was just getting good!
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I'll say again.......

The e-vows you are about to take are to be made in the presence of Big Brother,who is e-judge of all and knows all the e-secrets of our e-hearts; therefore if either of you knows a reason why you may not lawfully e-marry, you must declare it now.
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Look scroll up. Linda tripped on my wee.

I warned you all but no one listened. I tried cleaning it up but the tissues are so weak they mixed in and made a paste!
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*whispers* I think your both supposed to say no!!!
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*goes to plan B*

Tanser, will you ever e-forgive me... can't we go back to how it used to be where we walked barefoot in the park sipping cherryade and holding lil Daisy's hand ....
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Well Dans dead and Lindas collapsed in a puddle of wee...
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*drives into church doors*, slaps linda and put's dan on stretcher.

Destination the strip club.
*sits up on stretcher*

Hey Linda, you've just been punked! I never loved you anyway and I just wanted to expose you for the bad e-wife/e-mother that you are and settling down aint my style, I'm a pimp afterall.

Let's get outta here Jay.
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