[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

See even you thought along the same lines as me yourself.

Everybody is going to do the same over the course of the game I really don't know why certain people have been left so seething and shocked!

Well no. I did it with 1 housemate. You did it with 17

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

I'll save Laura because BB17 and cut Hannah because although I liked her, she's probably the weakest one out of the other three.

Hannah 'Miss Nigeria UK' Agboola

So this write-up is pretty hard for me because a) I didn't really mind Hannah, from the twenty or so episodes I watched of the mediocre BB18, and b) because I only watched twenty episodes of the mediocre BB18 so I think it's safe to say my knowledge on any housemate that isn't Sukhvinder is a little limited.

So instead, I'll just list everything about Hannah that I remember, such as that time she clocked Rebecca for chasing a guy that doesn't even want her (oop) or when she pulled the 'race card' after being labelled aggressive, I mean I would too if I was being crucified just for raising my voice once in a house where Kayleigh and Lotan openly threaten to assault people. Oh and that time she projectile vomited in a task where she was forced to eat a fermented egg (seriously, why are those tasks still a thing in 2017?). Anyway, I'm pretty sure we were all excited for Hannah at first, myself included, because this is TiBB and a sassy black woman to fawn over is a necessity to any series.

Let's not forget that magical time she overcame the odds and somehow made it to the final week, despite having Day 18 boot written all over her (funnily enough, Rebecca took that title) and her suddenly getting backdoored only meant she avoided the baying mob that no doubt would've jeered her off the stage, so all in all she pretty much won, no?

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[Epic.]

Cal next time you nominate can you not over-strategize it and be over counter-productive about it?

[Shaun]

very well, that leaves Macie with Isabelle and Deborah

[Cal.]

I'll do what I bloody well like thank you!

[Daniel.]

Deborah and Hannah are both gone anyway (Macie is a Isabelle supporter)

[Jason.]

I only saw a grand total of twenty episodes of BB18 so give me some Hannah facts people!

[Daniel.]

Hannah:

talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before

[Shaun]

all of y'all complaining about this round but i'm the only one using my Save and Replace!

[Shaun]

Macie can you just ****ing cast your ****ing vote, you aren't Davina

[Cal.]

Wow.

[Shaun]

I am just SICK TO DEATH of having to wait for this As Told By Ginger character to make up her bloody mind!

[Epic.]

297. Mark Henderson


Yet another person I'm stuck talking about that I care very little about. Thanks again for this terrific batch of 18 absolutely 100% bad housemates Cal!

So; Mark. He was the pre-destined finalist/winner upon entering and was all goofy and sporadic like any overtly obvious winner would be (even Sam Evans was like that on launch night.). This obvious winner also had a friendship with the horrifically hypocritically horrible and ACTUAL winner Aaron. Now I couldn't ****ing stand Aaron, and Mark was there to have the complete opposite opinion as me; trusting him. It's not so much he thought differently to me, he was just sooo obnoxious about that and most other things. He also stripped a lot which bugged me, and the goofy editing of the CBB8/BB12 time made him even more irritating. THANKFULLY he walked and I didn't have to sit through him for a whole season. His hate rivalry with Maisy was funny though lol.

Now please I hope the next time I cut someone it's someone I can feel actually passionate about. Not Becky. And not Mark Bloomin Henderson.

[Epic.]

There done. I was getting impatient on these other write-ups

[Daniel-X]

Hmmm well I guess I could always step in again

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Hmmm well I guess I could always step in again

yeah please do.

the gina, sam, and jayne write ups still need to be posted though

marco, andrew, victoria, natalie, georgina, alex, sam, jackson, and jason ALL beating jayne. What has the world come to?

[Epic.]

the Hannah pic being her screaming LOVE PEACE AND HARMONY aggressively at the top of her lungs<3

anyway Hannah rules and like most of Cal's picks was robbed far too early from this. my #1 highlight has to be the time Lotan, Geeza Joe, Tom, Kierawn, and Raph were stuck having to listen to her singing I'm Gonna **** and Sing for 4+ hours straight. Culminating in the following reactions:

Lotan: Hawhaw okay well she's not getting ME annoyed!! *eye twitches rapidly*
Kieran: uuurgh
Tom: LiSTAN right that gerl can't even SANG
Raph: I'm kinda enjoying it
Joe: Aww mate we need to kill em! We need to kill em! *wraps Raph in a headlock*
Raph: GET OFF OF ME JOE oh my god!! *seethes internally*

[Epic.]

oh and baggy fanny, mandy, savannah, joe, simone, kieran, and tom beating hannah is a terrible disgrace again

[Jake.]

298th Place: Gina Rio


Oh yay @ me getting to write about Gina all over again :/

I understand that she's a popular housemate and I understand the majority will disagree with her being culled this early (blame Cal!), but meh, I think she's awful

When I say she's awful, I'm not too sure whether I'm talking about her as a housemate, but I certainly find her to be an awful person. Slut-shaming is never a great look and oh boy did she know every word in the book to throw at Hazel on a daley (lol sorry) basis; "Skank", "Whore", "Home-wrecker", "Disgusting" etc whilst she couldn't have been more accommodating to Daley and his actions (taking him for a quiet chat to be a good pal and remind him of the girlfriend he has on the outside and to be careful). It all clearly stemmed from the fact that Hazel was a good looking girl (who got on with the guys) and also had more than 20 brain cells, whilst Gina was severely lacking in both departments.

On occasion she may have raised a chuckle (asking Big Brother if she could be excused from the Diary Room to grab her Louis Vuitton shoes because she wanted to "nominate in style", only for this request to be refused) but generally I found her to be an ugly person who was only lapped up by the trashy BOTS crowd because she gunned for the girl who flirted with the taken guy.

[Ross.]

So moving on

[Daniel.]

I found Gina hilarious and honestly can you imagine BB14 without her?

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Daniel.

I found Gina hilarious and honestly can you imagine BB14 without her?

I think we've established here that Jake doesn't love himself!

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Daniel.

I found Gina hilarious and honestly can you imagine BB14 without her?

BB14 would remain overrated either way I'm sure

[Macie Lightfoot]

wow well my apologies for taking a nap and being a working girl again (something some of you will never be, dot dot dot HMMMMMMM.....x)

cut Debs save Isabellend x

[Jake.]

Poor debs </3

Had to be done