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awwwwwwwwwwww, this is so sweet
![]() **wipes nose over nickys shoulder ** I forgot my hanky in the rush
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Bitch is BACK!
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Magic is not here to change the ruddy name Nick!
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Right, hang on. Cough...cough..
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Bitch is BACK!
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*gazes into Rockos eyes*
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**gazes at the bogey dribbling down Nickys shoulder**
![]() Come on this is serious,,, stay calm
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Bitch is BACK!
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*hands Ang a valium*
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*runs to toilets crying*
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*doors burst open, holds bottle of vodka*
Annie you can't marry him!! *Throws bottle on the floor and everybody turns around* He cheated on you!!! *gasps from audience* He slept with DamonJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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thanks Annie
![]() *** WTF im halucinating... I could have swore we had a minister here a second ago** |
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Bitch is BACK!
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My fiancee is about to give his vows and you are telling news from like 2006?! Sit the feck down! |
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No one disturbs weddings when I'm the minister I gave you five whole minutes but you remained silent! |
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**throws herself on the floor desperatley licking up the pool of running Vodka ****
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Bitch is BACK!
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*looks back at Rocko*
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WOW thats better....... nothing like a vallium and vodka fix during a service...
**stands calm and composed with a smile at the happy couple*** |
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Angie your waters just broke!!!
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Enough distractions!
If anymore people decide to interfere they'll feel the business end of my sawn off shotgun! |
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Bitch is BACK!
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*gets nervous at Rocko taking so long even though I know he finds it hard to compose himself*
![]() Bouquet
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*phone rings, blaring Toxic out really loud*
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Bitch is BACK!
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*Everyone moans at Damon as he finds out that his STI results are back*
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Banned
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*Fires a warning shot at Damon*
WHAT did I SAY!!!!!!!! |
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They said it's nothing serious and can be treated with a course of anti-biotics, but they advised to use a condom in future.
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Bitch is BACK!
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Aw thats good Damon...
![]() Just make sure you dont sleep with that girl/boy/alien again and you will be fine |
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