[Benjamin]

Trying to open a pot of garlic and herb sauce to dip your pizza in but failing miserably because your fingers are too greasy from the pizza.

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Trying to open a pot of garlic and herb sauce to dip your pizza in but failing miserably because your fingers are too greasy from the pizza.

Machete

[MTVN]

When you go to listen to a nice little Country music song on Youtube and get One Direction blasting out from an advert

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by MTVN

When you go to listen to a nice little Country music song on Youtube and get One Direction blasting out from an advert

That's evil

[MTVN]

Certainly is, Youtube adverts in general piss me off really, looks like every "official" music video has them now

[MTVN]

The way that Google Chrome instantly closes down everything when you click the red cross, at least Internet Explorer makes sure you want to close all tabs

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by MTVN

The way that Google Chrome instantly closes down everything when you click the red cross, at least Internet Explorer makes sure you want to close all tabs

I don't use it but you might be able to change the settings? Go to tools I'd guess

[Jords]

When people/things get overrated.

[MTVN]

I've tried but I can't find anything

Edit - that was to Kerry

[Kerry]

My browser's been a tit these last two days actually

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

When you spread your legs ready for a sex chat but the person on the other end dissapears for minutes. What's the matter? Battery died? Evil bastard

The moment is over

[Jords]

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

When you spread your legs ready for a sex chat but the person on the other end dissapears for minutes. What's the matter? Battery died? Evil bastard

The moment is over

Did you really just say this?

-blinks-

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

When you spread your legs ready for a sex chat but the person on the other end dissapears for minutes. What's the matter? Battery died? Evil bastard

The moment is over

Time to try it for real I think.

[Pyramid*]

Catching your nail and it tearing - right into the quick - but doesn't come right off....... that's a real irritant. Do you steel yourself and do what you need to do..... knowing the pain that will follow.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Yes I did I say it! What all human with sexual needs.


Time to try it for real-he has a girlfriend....I know very very bad! Very very bad! Good thing his battery died....that's the only possible reason . Or he had it for real with his girlfriend instead. Thumbs up!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

When you spread your legs ready for a sex chat but the person on the other end dissapears for minutes. What's the matter? Battery died? Evil bastard

The moment is over

omfg

[InOne]

[Jords]

-continues to blink-

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Jords

-continues to blink-

"I like blinking I do"

[Jords]

[Kerry]

When you're freezing so turn the heating up and then get too hot

[Jords]

Originally Posted by Kerry

When you're freezing so turn the heating up and then get too hot

Hate this

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Kerry

When you're freezing so turn the heating up and then get too hot

Even worse still.....is when you are like that, then cuddle on the sofa with a blanket around you trying to get heat into you, conk out and wake up feeling like you're in the Sahara! That's the pits too.

[Lee.]

-blinks along with Jords-

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

That I left one noisy neighbour to live under a couple that are twice as noisy....hmmm why does the universe hate me?