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Mr.X · 23-07-2009, 01:45 PM

1. Get on the bed i paint your back
2. Let me me massage You
3. I will kiss you on the neck to make guys jealous

personally i don't think he has ever massaged a woman in his life , he just wanted to grope Noirin.

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NettoSuperstar! · 23-07-2009, 01:50 PM

Manipulate woman into giving you cuddles...remembering at all times shes damned if she does (leading you on) damned if she doesnt (treating you differentlyand unfairly)

Luanda · 23-07-2009, 01:50 PM

4. I will cock block any man who is breathing and has a pulse.
5. I will browbeat you so much that you will be scared to have an opinion.
6. You will think I hold the key to your future happiness.

Saywhat · 23-07-2009, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by Luanda
4. I will cock block any man who is breathing and has a pulse.
5. I will browbeat you so much that you will be scared to have an opinion.
6. You will think I hold the key to your future happiness.

LOL

NettoSuperstar! · 23-07-2009, 01:52 PM

Just because Ive been right a couple of times I'll make you think Im always right. Therefore I can prevent you from going near any other man by telling you a load of BS

Prole · 23-07-2009, 01:52 PM

I would think the most effective method for Marcus is going to be Rohypnol

HELLIWONTGO · 23-07-2009, 01:52 PM

I will show my high kick off to bemused audience, I will growl every so often and look like a right plonker in shorts

Blueisthecolour · 23-07-2009, 01:53 PM

I prefer it when he uses the more direct "Wahey, get yer whangers out so I can dribble over them" approach which he used with Michelle Bass.

Or even the "I'm going to sit watching Nikki dance - but under a blanket so nobody can see me knocking one out" method.

Sometimes when a guy has so many classy moves you just have to admire him.

Niamh. · 23-07-2009, 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by ViaVerde
I would think the most effective method for Marcus is going to be Rohypnol

Saywhat · 23-07-2009, 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by HELLIWONTGO
I will show my high kick off to bemused audience, I will growl every so often and look like a right plonker in shorts

Lolol Rofl

Niamh. · 23-07-2009, 01:56 PM

Grow a mullet and some great big mutton chops
Wear a wife beater
Tell people you can kill them with just your eyebrow
Boast about how you can pull trucks with your Bellend!!!

NettoSuperstar! · 23-07-2009, 01:57 PM

Haha did he actually say he could pull trucks with his bellend?

EDIT: thats quite funny if he did

Luanda · 23-07-2009, 01:59 PM

Yes, he said he could pull a truck with his bellend. I think he also said he did it all the time. I laughed so much a little bit of wee went into my pants.

NettoSuperstar! · 23-07-2009, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by Luanda
Yes, he said he could pull a truck with his bellend. I think he also said he did it all the time. I laughed so much a little bit of wee went into my pants.

Hahahaha he does have his moments! What girl couldnt be impressed with that!?

Niamh. · 23-07-2009, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by NettoSuperstar!
Haha did he actually say he could pull trucks with his bellend?

EDIT: thats quite funny if he did

Yeah, when they had that circus task and he was one of the strong men, when they were told they had to pull a truck a certain distance he said "thats easy, I could do that with my bellend" hahahahaha

HELLIWONTGO · 23-07-2009, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by Luanda
Yes, he said he could pull a truck with his bellend. I think he also said he did it all the time. I laughed so much a little bit of wee went into my pants.

You're lucky, I can hardly get mine on!

And to quote Muckus, what he atually said was I can pull the truck 'cos I'm a bellend!

NettoSuperstar! · 23-07-2009, 02:02 PM

LOL

Saywhat · 23-07-2009, 02:02 PM

Do three press up claps, and jump over the BB pool...that should do it!

Stephanie · 23-07-2009, 02:03 PM

LMFAO,
don't forget to be a real hotshot you have to eat your toenails.

Luanda · 23-07-2009, 02:05 PM

Marcus is a classy mutha.

He also gets birds he doesn't want and doesn't get birds he wants. Didn't he also say he is well known in clubs because of his look. Would that be the basket weaving club in Broadmoor?

NettoSuperstar! · 23-07-2009, 02:05 PM

Just get in to said ladies bed and grope her!

ConnieLingus · 23-07-2009, 02:06 PM

Sit with his legs open so that his whanger is displayed to the girls.

They can pretend they are moaning all they want, but everyone knows they love it.