Did anyone see fred and bea at the bus stop last night..making sure they were having an ever so important discussion about siavash and noroin...cameras were nicely placed, the angles had been sorted, appropriate clothing was on, and the discussion began. (discussion, oh yeah right not a slag session or a bitching about session ). no it's never that when it's freddie.
Remember the stance freddie took in week two when he discovered people were talking behind his back...yeah, well shut the fook up freddie you hypocritical little wankstain...you're doing it now, even if you dress it up in some sickly, ever so important cause it's freddie and beee discussing it, conversation.
Anyway, the juicy part was just about to come out of freds mouth when the **** from ooop narth bounds into the garden all high cause he had managed to have a dump...surprised it took him so long he looks as though it would just fall out of him when he sneezed..but anyway, silence from freddie, but the camera went in closer to reveal freddie staring at the ground, with a look of sheer contempt on his face for david...a look that told me a thousand stories about what freddie is really like when he comes into contact with poorer less fortunate people..it was a look of hatred, a snarl....I hope it's shown tonight.
Anyway, i'm blaming bea for all this...cause later on, when they continued the convo..beas microphone was switched off and she had to be told by bb to switch it on.. not, "bea switch it on" but, "all housemates make sure mics are switched on"...I saw a sly grin come over her face as she turned her mic on, which said to me she had been trained to switch microphone off if you think your about to have a serious conversation, and when you get told to switch mics on you know that the convo is being watched and filmed so you can then act accordingly...I'm telling you all...mark ma words..she's a sham...a big fat girraffe like lie...GET HER OOOT.