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The Housemates were all in bed and Maxwell was putting the moves on Saskia, but Kemal's cutting comments caused the bedroom to explode in arguments.

Maxwell and Saskia were audibly kissing under the covers and from the next bed Kemal decided to complain.

"Is this ordeal ever going to end so we can get some bloody sleep? I'm sure you've secured your magazine deal," Kemal sniped.

"You're the biggest p**** in the world," Maxwell shouted as Saskia backed him up by calling Kemal a "w*****".

Maxwell then leaned over and threw a glass of water over Kemal, shouting: "There's you ********** ordeal!"

Covered in water, Kemal replied quite brilliantly: "At least somebody got wet tonight...and it wasn't Saskia." Ouch!

After swear words from all sides turned the bedroom air blue, Maxwell jumped up, pulled the duvet off Kemal and screamed: "What's your ********** problem?"


At least somebody got wet tonightAs Saskia told him to leave it, Anthony also tried to calm his mate down. "It was an a******* comment, but ignore it." Maxwell walked out cursing Kemal as he went.

"It's nobody's business what we get up to," Saskia told Kemal, who replied that it was when you're trying to sleep in the next bed.

"What?" Saskia gasped. "Over a kiss? Get a life, shut your ********** mouth and butt out." And then added quite tellingly: "Magazine deal? Yeah...probably."

Craig, Vanessa, Saskia, and Anthony all had things to shout at each other before Team Saskia got up and went to the kitchen.

Kemal remained motionless in bed knowing that no amount of swearing could top his comment.



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