[Claymores]

Sorry - wasn't watching and just flicked over to +1, can anyone catch me up please

[Kerry]

Tampering with fittings I think but can't be sure

[Claymores]

Thanks for help!

[golden]

I think it was something to do with the mirror in the bathroom or in that area anyway!

[Claymores]

so it's unclear why


i guess???

Thanks for replies

[Nebi]

It is for covering a mirror when he was with Bea in the bathroom and he asked her to give her a handjob, saying that his penis was really big.

Its not a joke lol, its really what happen.

[charliegimbert]

Originally posted by Nebi
It is for covering a mirror when he was with Bea in the bathroom and he asked her to give her a handjob, saying that his penis was really big.

Its not a joke lol, its really what happen.

quit your BS, heres how it did go.

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Crossing the boundaries of taste and decency have never worried Big Brother's self-styled Irrepressible Dark Horse, Marcus. And today, he plumbed new depths.

While nominations rolled on, Marcus thought he'd share some private information about 'Marcus time' with Halfwit and Bea. Information we're sure they could have done without knowing.

As Halfwit looked on, Marcus sat on the step in the Garden, giving his bicep a workout on the dumbbell, his other arm placed manfully on his knee. They talked about nominations. Nothing unusual there, you might think. But wait...

"I'm going to do my nominations, then channel some sexual energy," announced Marcus.

Halfwit giggled. Readers of a sensitive disposition, look away now.

"Do you think my way is heroic?" Marcus asked Bea as she joined them in the Garden. "My way. Is it heroic?"

"No," she replied. We think by the word 'way' he was referring to some sort of method for creating a 'blind spot' in order to have some privacy.

"I will show you. I'll show you that my way is heroic. Come on, let's get the duvet and I'll show you."

Bea and Halfwith followed Marcus.

"You're not actually going to..?" said Halfwit, worried.

"I might," said Marcus. The threesome walked through the Lounge and into the Toilet.

"I've got a very attractive penis, thank you for asking," said Marcus.
"Right you take that off," said Marcus, grappling with the mirror in the Toilet, unable to take it off the wall. "Denied!"

"Beautifully ironic and weird," laughed Halfwit.

"You can't stop the champ!" said Marcus. "I'm a force of nature. You can't stop a force of nature."

Just then Big Brother reminded Marcus not to tamper with the fixtures and fittings. So instead he covered himself with a duvet and started gesturing, narrating as he went.

"You've got your tissues there. And then you just work away," he instructed.

It wasn't long before Big Brother called Marcus into the Diary Room and punished him for tampering. With fixtures and fittings, that is, not himself.

"You are bad man," Halfwit told him, as Marcus skulked grumpily to the jail in the Garden. "You can go to prison and reflect."

"They can't stop me. The very nature of the Irrepressible Dark Horse just is... irrepressible," confirmed Marcus.

Let's hope he uses his private time wisely. With nothing too private, that is.

AND HERES THE VID

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/v...8a6778/play.c4

[kellybsblover]

probably doing something legendary.... lying in the backyard again doing absolutely nothing or grunting? maybe he hasnt showered in quite a while?

[charliegimbert]

Originally posted by kellybsblover
probably doing something legendary.... lying in the backyard again doing absolutely nothing or grunting? maybe he hasnt showered in quite a while?

i bet you would love if Lisa, Charlie and David were the finalists

[=-Incognito-=]

There must have been some eyebrow related damage.

[kellybsblover]

Originally posted by charliegimbert

i bet you would love if Lisa, Charlie and David were the finalists

nope.... Sophie and Rodrigo would be perfect .
*Insert Charliegimbert's Rod and Sophie bashing here*

[Jayson]

Marcus will win

[The_Dark_Wozzy]

Originally posted by Jayson
Marcus will win

Very unlikely. Hira has a better chance then he does.