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BB10 Big Brother 10 from 2009 was won by Sophie Reade.
Housemates: Angel, Bea, Beinazir, Cairon, Charlie, David, Freddie/Halfwit, Hira, Isaac, Kenneth, Karly, Kris, Lisa, Marcus, Noirin, Rodrigo, Saffia, Siavash, Sophia, Sophie/Dogface, Sree, Tom

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Old 06-08-2009, 07:43 PM #1
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There've been some weird and wonderful conversations in the House, but Big Brother can't recall one when the boys of the House talked about colonic irrigation. It all started off with Marcus wishing he had a long tube and a bucket so he could go for a pee without getting out of bed. This in turn led Siavash to think about where else tubes could go...

"I want to get some coffee, shove a tube up my ****," announced Siavash.

"Why is coffee supposed to clean your ****?" asked Marcus.

"I don't know," replied Siavash. "If you clean your stomach, you will fell like a butterfly. I think we should do it today," he added excitedly.

"I would say that my **** is strictly an exit hole, but I would entertain the idea of colonic irrigation," said Marcus who suddenly became very enthusiastic about the idea.

"Do you think we can swap a Token for a colonic irrigator?" he asked, only half joking. "You know, one of those machines with a little tube so you can see the bits of **** go past. I'd feel like Jaws and there'd be stuff in there like number plates and turtles," he added.

Number plates and turtles?

Big Brother isn't sure they count as part of his five a day...

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/b...79e9b5/view.c4
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WTF,when in heavens name did this happen??!!
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How on earth would you get coffee by shoving a tube up your ass?!

Marcus "I'd feel like Jaws and there'd be stuff in there like number plates and turtles"

ROFLMAO!


I think they're all starting to lose the plot in that house!
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I want to know just what it is that Charlie is doing in the picture,looks like he is just about to blow something or someone?!
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I hope David doesn't get into the conversaton about putting things up your poopchute. Someone could get a nasty surprise.
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