[Honey]

Todays task is to compose a song to welcome Tim the new housemate who will be entering the house tonight at 7pm.
Across the dividing bars in the garden the housemates enthusisatically made up lyrics to a song they have called appropriately enough 'Tim's Song' here are the lyrics:


If you fail the task on a saturday night
you'll end up over here living in shite
where ya smiles are rare...oh yeah!

sleeping in a grotto is a very bad start
especially when you realize it smells of farts
wanna be there...oh yeah!

if you pass the task on a saturday night
you'll end up here as high as a kite
without a care
whatever.

swimming' in the pool is a very good start
sipping on champagne you've got to look the part
watch the peasants stare
whatever.

welcome to the house...

Jade...."Never shuts her mouth!"
Adele...."I eat all the food!"
Alex...."I just love to winge!"
Sophie...."I look like a stick!"
Katie.... *
Spencer....*
PJ...."I'm the hairy muppet!"
Jonny...."I think I can sing!"

*Katie and Spencer's lines weren't heard because the sound dipped on E4 here...spoilsports Big Bro'!!!!

it isn't bad and should be a laugh when they actually get to perform it for real tonight...although someone did say that they would be a bit embarrassed.
With the mixture of insruments including rythum sticks, a tambourine, a blue recorder, a set of bongos and especially with Spencer acting the rock star on the guitar and Alex doing a very good impression of Bob Dylan on the harmonica I think it will sound brilliant.