[Alf]

"you know what they call a quater pounder with cheese in paris"?

they dont call it a quater pounder with cheese?

"no man they got the metric system, they wouldnt know what the ****** a quater pounder is"

then what do they call it?

"they call it a royale with cheese"

a royale with cheese, what they call a big mac?

"a big mac's a big mac but they call it le big mac"

le big mac, what they call a whopper?

"i dunno i didnt go into burger king

vincent vega (john travolta) in pulp fiction

[Alf]

"what do you mean im funny? you mean the way i talk? what? funny how? i mean whats funny about it? --- "but how am i funny? i mean funny like i'm a clown? i amuse you? i make you laugh? i'm here to ******in amuse you? what do you mean funny? funny how? how am i funny? how the ****** am i funny? what the ****** is so funny about me? tell me?, tell me whats funny.

tommy (joe pesci) goodfellas

[Alf]

i do wish we could chat longer, but i'm having an old friend for dinner

dr hannibal lector (anthony hopkins) silence of the lambs

[Alf]

hey dont knock masterbation, its sex with someone i love

alvy singer (woody allen) annie hall

[Alf]

if you dont get the president of the united states on that phone do you know whats gonna happen to you?
you're gonna have to answer to the coca cola company

colonel bat guano (keenan wynn) dr strangelove

[Alf]

i guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper?

marge gunderson (francis mcdormund) fargo

[Marc]

Die Hard
[Zeus and McClane have just stolen a man's car on the highway]
Zeus: [to man] Hey! Who was the 21st President?
Man: Go **** yourself!

[hennessy]

Casino:

Nicky Santoro: I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your ****in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your ****in' head open again. 'Cause I'm ****in' stupid. I don't give a ****' about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
and Peekaboo you f@cks you
Ace Rothstein: [voice-over] No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.

I could keep on going

[setanta]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

[setanta]

Youtube video

[DrunkerThanMoses]

"Funky................. what is she liek black now?" - Ghost World

"Their coming to get you Bababra" Night of living dead

[bansheewails]

There is a name for you ladies, but it ain't used is polite society, outside of a kennel!

[andyman]

"Don't Shoot! The dome will crack!"

"Two weeks, two weeks.. TWOO Weeks! TWOOO WEEEEKS! TWOOO... Get ready for a suprise!"

"Hey man i have 5 kids to feed!"

"And i'll be home in time for Cornflakes!"

[Mrluvaluva]

Youtube video

[Alf]

"all i said was", "that piece of halibut was good enough for jehovah"

life of brian - stoning scene

[RtooDee2]

"If he was so ***** smart, then how come hes so ***** dead?"
Jack Nicholson asks at a funeral in Prizzes Honour. (i know ive spelt it wrong)
and the classic
"Im not a mermaid! Im a mer-man...MER-MAN!!"
Ben Stiller shouts at his father in Zoolander.

[andyman]

"Who is your daddy and what does he do."

[BBUK4LYFE]

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

[MrGaryy]

'Dawn's beeing telling people I'm lying about my virginity cos I use extra jumbo tampon. But it;s not my fault I have wide set vagina and a heavy flow. '

- Mean Girls

really hit home, you know -sobs-

[hennessy]

Vin Diesel In Boiler Room

500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.......

[staceyxxx]

finding nemo &+ marley and me aree the best evaa films x

[Josy]

Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.

[Lee.]

"ya little foakin coant"

Colin Farrell in "In Bruges" when the midget ignores him.

[hennessy]

Originally posted by Josy
Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.

[CaPPa]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.. and I'm all out of bubblegum"

They Live