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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: France.
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Location: France.
Posts: 27,913
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Britney Spears pitches to be US President.
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The Circus star was appearing on David Letteran's Late Show as a guest presenter of the Top Ten List, and seemed more keen to show off her newly toned body and honed abs than run an election campaign.
Her list read:
10. I'd be the first President to wear eye shadow since Nixon
9. We would only invade fun places like [Mexican holiday resort town] Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance 'Circus Fantasy.'
5. Every Presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put a nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy.
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me
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