[Amy]

By Shell & Vanessa From Bb5


DEREK 9/2

SHELL SAYS..ANTHONY warned: "He needs to be watched, he's poison." I'm glad he's still there to keep everyone on their toes. He can't get better in my eyes. HilariousVANESSA SAYS..WHO'S a clever boy then? Derek had BB sussed. Pure comedy when the camp housemate told Craig: "Stop mincing around and butch up." He should stay.

MAKOSI 7/1

OOH, lucky escape for you this week, but the best woman won. The public and housemates have fallen out of love with Makosi, but I find her entertaining.GIVE us a break, you're embarrassing yourself. You have nailed your own coffin with this phantom pregnancy. And to think I wanted you to win...

ANTHONY 2/1

HIS posse has dwindled fast but it's the best thing to have happened to Ant. Brownie points for being one of the few to keep his bitching to himself.HE'S running scared from besotted Craig. Said he'd give Craig a leaving "man hug". He'll be even more petrified when Makosi reveals he's the father of her child.EUGENE 9/1

EUGENE finally admitted to Derek: "I perceive myself as quite dull." No kidding. But he is the most genuine. Avoiding arguments could keep him in.

HOW did he ever get into BB? He's the geekiest, freakiest housemate ever. He's a total nonentity with his irrelevant facts and revelations of playing the triangle.

SCIENCE 3/1

THERE'S no flies on Science, he cottoned on to BB's eviction plan straightaway. He's like a naughty kid stealing chips for attention - someone give him a hug.

THE little Lone Ranger. The boy flits from group to group causing petty fights. Hopefully Derek will take him under his wing and keep him there for longer.

KEMAL 8/1

OOH, Kemal - you had the courage to nominate Makosi but you picked on the wrong housemate! She is going to take you down in this battle of wills.

IS it just me or is he morphing into Makosi? She is so going to have it in for him after he voted her out. I can't wait for their head-to- head bitchfest.

CRAIG 9/1

THE word "stalker" comes to mind. If he keeps obsessing about Ant, he'll get sick of his voice. He's already told him to "p*ss off" - is the love affair over?

CRAIG's so devoted to Anthony, he's almost a stalker. Their relationship is so one-sided, it's desperate. Craig, Anthony will never shag you, get over it.

ORLAITH 25/1

YOU'RE sailing close to the nomination hotseat this week, girl, unless there is another trick up BB's sleeve. With just two girls left, the tension will be electric.

IS anyone more besotted with themselves than Orlaith? "I was a princess in a former life." Yeah, right. Great body but I've seen it so often she's lost her appeal.

VANESSA - OUT

YAY - someone listened to my prayers and voted boring Miss Piggy out of the house. Vanessa was so dull, she won't be missed one little bit.

FINALLY out and not a moment too soon. All she did was eat, sleep and bitch with that annoying lispy voice. At least the housemates will have some food to eat now.

Article Sunday Mirror