[ChrisCoutureUK]

Right, it's the final EVER Big Brother as far as we know, and everyone is agreeing it needs to go out with a BANG!

So as the most hardcore fans of BBUK, what would you like to see in the BB11 house?

What kind of housemates would you like to see in the house?
What task ideas have you got for the final year?
What twists and secrets would you like to see?
What should return to the show and what should be axed?
What theme do you think next year should have?
What should be in the house or removed from the house?

Come on, dig into them Big Brother obsessed brains and pull out some awesome ideas!

Can't wait to hear some of them.

[bigmalky]

Me... I'd piss on every knobend Scot that's been in the house, I don't even class that lot as Scots

[BlackOrWhite]

I always complain that BB's sh*t and there's nothing or nobody good on it but when it comes to it, I can't think of anything!

[MissKittyFantastico]

Well first off I wouldn't let anyone in the house who has already got a career in the media eye, or who has an agent.

BB need to go back to grass roots and pick more ordinary people for the show, not these glamour girls who already have agents and who are just trying to further their careers. Noone who has appeared on other TV shows already either.

This is what was so great about the earlier years of BB, before they started going for the wackiest and far reaching bunch of contestants they could get.

That would be a good start, imo anyway.

[ChrisCoutureUK]

Housemates: I'd like to see the most outragious and controversial characters in the house. Looking back at the most successful BB series (BB7, BB5, BB3, BB6), they were the ones that had the most "freaks" in the house. I'm sick of hearing people say they want "normal" housemates. Normal = Boring! (BB9 Rachel, BB10 Hira, for example). I'd also like to see them lose the 'type cast' of having; a glamour model, a womaniser, etc.

Launch Twist: I think it would be good to give every housemate a secret mission upon arriving.

As the first housemates walk down the entrance steps there is a sign saying "(Let's call him Bob) Bob. Go to Diary Room immediately." so they'll go in and BigBro will be like "Hello Bob, welcome to the Big Brother House. Bob, Big Brother has a secret mission for you...blah blah...upon entering the Big Brother house, you must convince/tell all your fellow housemates that..."
You could do the most simple things, but they could work out really well.
Housemate 1. You must convince all housemates that this time last year you were in prison...for murder. (maybe murder is a bit much).
Housemate 2. (The typical manly womaniser they put in every year). You must convince all housemates that you are gay. You must do whatever it takes to pass your secret mission.
Housemate 3. You must not call any housemate by their actual name. (So if there is a HM called Karly, they'd be like "so Kara..." and then later "how are you Katie?")

I'd like to see another one where a housemate is told by BB that they must convince all housemates they they're American and were previously in the BigBro US house. And then when they were evicted from the US house, they were automatically entered in the UK one. Make them be American for the first 2weeks or something and they can only be there normal Brit-selves in the Diary Room.

There are loads of ideas, people could be more creative. I just think they'd work so well on the Launch Night because you don't know anyone, so you don't know if they're lying or not. Plus, they'll think they're the only one with a secret mission.

[jimmymckooel]

Rex, Pete, Craig, Marcus, Jades Poltergeist, Kate....
thats all I can think of at the moment

[google]

I'd like to see some manboobs

[ChrisCoutureUK]

Return/Axe: I'd like to see the return of "the house next door". Especially the one that was like the BB7 one. I wasn't really a fan of the BB6 or BB8 ones. But I liked that there was a completely separate house next door, and the housemates were pretty unaware of it.

I REALLY want them to axe "The Tokens". They were brilliant for BB9's "BB goes evil" theme, but I don't understand why they continued into BB10. They're crap. How are housemates expected to be entertaining when they have to shower in cold water, have cosmetic equipment (straightners, hairdryer, etc), get a few songs and have to "trade" for a party?

I'd also like to see the return of unlimited alcohol. As I look back at most of the best BB moments, nearly all were thanks to alcohol. (BB3 Kate's dance, basically all of BB5, BB6 Kinga and the wine bottle, BB7 Nikki - enough said). Now they have to use a token to get some, and they get about 2cans each and a bottle of wine to share.

[BlackOrWhite]

I've got something, I was originally going to write something bad but decided against it and changed my mindas some FM's might not like it. But anyway here's my suggestions;

Throw in a couple of recently released Psychopaths and give them the worst, impossible tasks and when they fail put them in jail for 2 days with nothing but 1 Egg to eat between them.
Then put in somebody like James May and see how long it takes until one of the other HM's put a pillow over his face while he's sleeping.
And then... put Gavin in there!

Erm... no I can't think of anything else.

[jimmymckooel]

How about the whole series takes place in an abandoned amusement park and "hunters" armed with stun guns have to track down the housemates and place them in jail. I think it would be very emotional.

[ChrisCoutureUK]

Me and my mate came up with a task idea...Nursery Rhymes. (I know, it sounds lame). Here was some of the ideas...

The Little Old Lady That Lived In A Shoe.
One housemate must be dressed as an elderly lady, and live in a boot for 24hours. The boot will be approx. 5feet big and the housemate is only permitted to leave the boot to go to the toilet or diary room.
When they leave the boot, then must step into the 2foot sized boot and hop to their destination.
At random times during the 24hours, small children will run out of a door and bash the housemate and boot with inflatable/soft instruments. This could happen at any time during the 24 hours.
~
The housemate will fail this task if they leave the boot more than six times in the 24 hours.
The housemate will fail if they insult, abuse or swear at or around any of the children.
The housemate must sleep in the boot, and depend on fellow housemates to bring them food.

Three Blind Mice.
Three housemates must dress as mice and be blind for 24hours. In these 24 hours, the blind mice are forbidden to sleep. They will prove this by continuously showing signs of movement to Big Brother.
The three housemates must wear blindfolds for the 24hours and may not take them off, no matter what situation.
The three housemates will also be linked together and are only able to break the link if one of the housemates wishes to go to the toilet. The other two ‘mice’ must wait outside for the third ‘mouse’.
The three housemates are only allowed to sit down for a total of three hours between them. They will not be told how long they’ve sat down until after the task and therefore must predict how much of that time they have used up.
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Housemates will incur one fail if one of the housemates fall asleep and/or show no signs of movement.
Housemates will also incur one fail if they break the link for any reason other than for one of them to go to the toilet.
Housemates will incur one fail if one or more removes their blindfold.
Housemates will incur one fail for every hour they sit over the three hours they’re allowed to sit down.
If housemates incur three or more fails, they will fail this part of the task.

Humpty Dumpty.
One housemate must become Humpty Dumpty, complete with costume. When they hear the tune of Humpty Dumpty, they must run to the brick wall provided by Big Brother. They must then climb up the steps and sit on top. Humpty Dumpty will then be played, where the housemate must await the tray to slide out from underneath (will be pushed through the wall by production team) and must jump into the tray in time with “Humpty Dumpty had a great fall”.
The housemate must be sat on top of the wall by the time the song has started, and then jump into the tray and its contents.
Unknown to the housemate, the contents will be filled with things from custard, spaghetti and water to fish guts, bug-infested mud and gone off milk, which they must jump into when they “have a great fall”. Fellow housemates must hose down Humpty Dumpty before ‘he’ steps out of the tray.
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The housemate will incur one fail if they have not climbed up the wall before the song has started.
The housemate will incur one fail if they do not jump into the tray in time to the words.
If the housemate incurs more than three fails, they will fail this part of the task.

[Alf]

some hot sex

a suicide bomber

more for the hm to do , eg a games room with a pool table, dart board, games console, board games and juke box

[ChrisCoutureUK]

Any ideas that are not ridiculously stupid?

[Niamh.]

[rquote=2510253&tid=145007&author=bigmalky]Me... I'd p**s on every knobend Scot that's been in the house, I don't even class that lot as Scots [/rquote]

LOL, yeah, why can't they put any decent Irish in either?? (except Brian the legend of course)

[Niamh.]

[rquote=2511802&tid=145007&author=ChrisCoutureUK]Any ideas that are not ridiculously stupid?[/rquote]

I'd like to see some good twists and surprises for us and the hms

[ChrisCoutureUK]

Yeah, definitely more twists.

I liked BB7 the most because it was, in my opinion, the most entertaining.

All of the housemates were energetic and entertaining (excluding Susie), there were loads of twists and secrets, etc. You never got a day where it was just the HMs sat around doing sod all...like this year.

[DaniBoi]

Normal people. A BB without any of the usual glamour models or walking stereotypes and I might start watching again.

[Tom]

A huge physical bust up. Something to make Fight Night look like a huge getalong. Maybe 1 or 2 going into police custody after it, maybe hospital, maybe even murder or attempted murder

Hot lesbian sex. Enough said.

Sit back and watch the ratings soar with those 2. then to make it more uncomfortable for the hms ...

Low shopping budget = poor house. Don't let them have comforts like their beds and stuff if they fail tasks. Make it like the first few days of BB10. Low budget also means no shopping list. BRING BACK SLOP!

For rule breaks, remove housemates suitcases and make them live on slop. The entire house, not just the rule breakers

Bring back HOH and keep discussion of nominations allowed. Refusing to nominate = formal warning and live on slop. 3 strikes and you're shown the back door

Mind games

[WAYNEEBRUM]

Id like auto evictions without interviews for nom bottlers,no non brits,no gays,no glamour models,no disabled,live feed at least from 6pm instead of 1am!

[bigbrother10uk]

MARCUS.

[Niamh.]

[rquote=2512069&tid=145007&author=WAYNEEBRUM]Id like auto evictions without interviews for nom bottlers,no non brits,no gays,no glamour models,no disabled,live feed at least from 6pm instead of 1am![/rquote]

Brian Dowling was both a non Brit and gay and he was thee best HM and winner ever

[WAYNEEBRUM]

[rquote=2512093&tid=145007&author=Niamhxo][rquote=2512069&tid=145007&author=WAYNEEBRUM]Id like auto evictions without interviews for nom bottlers,no non brits,no gays,no glamour models,no disabled,live feed at least from 6pm instead of 1am![/rquote]

Brian Dowling was both a non Brit and gay and he was thee best HM and winner ever [/rquote]
i couldnt stand him,each to their own.

[ChrisCoutureUK]

I just thought of an idea to get Davina in the house.

As most of you are aware, Davina has said she is really up for going in the house, but her husband isn't keen on her sleeping there (he likes being the only person to watch her sleep or something).

So...what about if they had like a "Golden Temple" in the house or something, and every week a celebrity goes in for the day and can basically act like a God.lol.

I know it's a bit like the BB:CH idea, but the HM's would get to spend the day with the celebs, etc.

Maybe if they did that they'd get some proper Celebrities. Realistically, someone as major as Paris Hilton isn't going to exploit herself for 3weeks on National Television, she's like the American Princess (as much as some of you will hate me saying that, it's true). I reckon more important, successful and recognisable celebs would go in the house if it was for a day or 24hours (staying over night), rather than 3weeks.

You could get people like; Paris Hilton, Ozzy/Sharon Osbourne, Katie Price, Janet Jackson...and Davina McCall herself!

[yousoboo!]

a couple of decent, intelligent, incandescent woman please.

[DaniBoi]

Paris Hilton, Katie Price and Sharon Osbourne?