[davidalbert]

......ha ha ha........

he was the only ONE........


poem for Freddie


Freddie you were the Best of BB10
You arrived in style with fur rimmed hat
Easily the most stylish of the MEN
More than Siavash by far the coolest CAT


We loved Your goatee and shaggy hair
Your snog with Angel was full of passion
You spoke your mind and didnt care
For Lisa's inverted snob intimidation


Your 24th Birthday was a fantastic show
You all turned hippy and banged on drums
Freddie joy peace and love began to flow
As you all wiggled heads hips legs & bums



You live in a Big House with 70 Rooms
With servants, gardeners and Mum and Dad
But adapted so well to cameras and booms
In an oh so much cutesier Big Brother PAD.


You fell for Bea when she arrived week 7
Squaffing champagne on the bus-stop bench
The look on your face said u were in Heaven
Ready to fall into bed with this flirty wench.


For 3 full weeks you were best of friends
But Hira strangely went out on vote to save!
Did Bea think 'being good' an unwise trend?
Whatever the reason she began to rave.....


Shouting at Halfwit and saying 'piss off!'
Moving her bedding and scowling alot:
Why had she turned against The polite TOFF?
To get to the final? Was this her vulgar plot?


Pressure on our Fred was starting to tell:
No wonder you suddenly blew a gasket
Telling Lisa and her Groupies go to hell:
Moaning 'Lisa CUM' was just sooo fantastic!


Your 10 wks in the House I'll never forget
Your naked dancing in Siavash' dangly hat
The paint on your face streaky, wild and wet
Climbing on the hot tin roof like a bad bad cat.


When you shaved your hair you looked so hot
Alot of females and gay men went 'Wow!'
May all Rotters who voted you out just Rot!
Your FANS love you.....and will till Year DOT...



by David Albert Smith
from GRIMSBY.